Weaver of Lies he/him Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 Sorry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 @Lightweaver2 you can make your own character materialize out of thin air. You don't even need a entire Character Sheet, you just need a name. "Oh, Okay... Uh... How many sticks did that weigh again?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmilingPanda19 of the female/variety Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 "My leg weighs 13 sticks." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 "So that's... 37 sticks. That's still 20 more than what I can carry, however." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 A mysterious goblin teleports from his pocket dimension. “I’m Drilk, I may be able to help with your predicament, for a price. I have a potion of weightlessness that I will trade for your leg.” He cackles manically. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmilingPanda19 of the female/variety Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 Second looks at him confused for a second before letting out a delayed scream. "My leg? I kind of need my leg-" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 The brave adventurer hands Drilk a leg of ham. “This good enough?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 "UH... Hows the goblino merchant dude gonna get back?" River asks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmilingPanda19 of the female/variety Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 "We don't ask those questions." He puts his leg back on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 “I’ll take the ham, but it won’t make as good as of meal as Second’s leg,” Drilk says. He hands Second a bottle filled with an white, oily substance. “Drink this and it’ll make you weightless for a while.” He then grabs the ham. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmilingPanda19 of the female/variety Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 Second takes a long swig of the substance, he sticks his tongue out in disgust. "Tastes like feet and old tires." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 Second becomes weightless. A of wind blows him off of his feet and he hangs in the air just above the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 The brave adventurer grabs Second’s leg before he can float away. “Excellent. Now we can just throw you across!” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 River grabs Second and Flies over to the other side of the chasm and puts him down on the ground gently before returning to The. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmilingPanda19 of the female/variety Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 Second jumps up and down giggling slightly as he bounces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted July 22, 2023 Report Share Posted July 22, 2023 His potion had begun to wear off, so instead of being fully weightless it was like he was 20% of his normal weight. Drilk teleports to where Second is and says, “It was fun doing business with you, is there anything else you would like to bargain for?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 22, 2023 Report Share Posted July 22, 2023 Meanwhile, the brave adventurer has managed to get a rope hooked on the other side of the chasm and is attempting to shimmy across it to the other side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmilingPanda19 of the female/variety Posted July 22, 2023 Report Share Posted July 22, 2023 Second pulls out a rock. “I can give you this for something.” He scratches his head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted July 22, 2023 Report Share Posted July 22, 2023 “What is the history of this fine stone?” Drilk asks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmilingPanda19 of the female/variety Posted July 22, 2023 Report Share Posted July 22, 2023 “I found it in a pile of Ive got a jar of di-irt dirt three weeks ago.” It looks like a perfectly normal rock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted July 22, 2023 Report Share Posted July 22, 2023 “Does it have any special properties?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmilingPanda19 of the female/variety Posted July 22, 2023 Report Share Posted July 22, 2023 Second blinks. "Its a rock, yeah- okay?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted July 22, 2023 Report Share Posted July 22, 2023 “Just a rock you say. What makes you think I would want it? Maybe I should go speak to that strong adventurer over there unless you have something else to offer.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmilingPanda19 of the female/variety Posted July 22, 2023 Report Share Posted July 22, 2023 "I mean the rock is an excellent skipping rock I guess. . its kinda round but that's really all its got." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 22, 2023 Report Share Posted July 22, 2023 Meanwhile, the brave adventurer is dangling from the rope by one foot, regretting his life decisions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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