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2 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Nameless disagreed, stating that his cognitive aspect had not yet changed to incorporate the asterisk into his sense of self. Additionally, he admitted that, contrary to what all of his characters believed, he actually did have a name and the title of "Nameless" was merely a pseudonym.

Nameless rejected this solution, as the story impact from it wasn't positive enough. Instead, he proposed that the General be forbidden to exact revenge on Hacob because of harsh feelings towards him due to past squabbles, on penalty of releasing Hacob from his sentence.

Cacophony didn't debate the first part, but said that this was TLT, the story impact wasn't the important part. He also pointed out that disallowing something did not prevent it.

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Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

Cacophony didn't debate the first part, but said that this was TLT, the story impact wasn't the important part. He also pointed out that disallowing something did not prevent it.

Nameless pointed out that TLT was all about fun and original stuff, and a Narrator serving under the command of the General would certainly be fun. Besides that, it would probably be good for Hacob, giving him experience in battle and tactics.

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2 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Nameless pointed out that TLT was all about fun and original stuff, and a Narrator serving under the command of the General would certainly be fun. Besides that, it would probably be good for Hacob, giving him experience in battle and tactics.

Cacophony said that if Nameless thought it would be so fun, Subversion could serve under the General. And Hacob was needed elsewhere to prepare for The Duel.

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Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

Cacophony said that if Nameless thought it would be so fun, Subversion could serve under the General. And Hacob was needed elsewhere to prepare for The Duel.

After a quick conference with the General, Nameless noted that the General would be fine with Hacob's sentence started after the duel, and would be willing to place him in the Ghanderflaffle Reserves, only to be called upon in emergency. Also he pointed out that Subversion had never offered support to an enemy of the Ghanderflaffles.

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Just now, Nameless* said:

After a quick conference with the General, Nameless noted that the General would be fine with Hacob's sentence started after the duel, and would be willing to place him in the Ghanderflaffle Reserves, only to be called upon in emergency. Also he pointed out that Subversion had never offered support to an enemy of the Ghanderflaffles.

Cacophony pointed out that Hacob still hadn't offered to support them, and even if he had, there was no law against that. He had put his support behind them, as in, he thought that what they did was good, but he didn't actively support, or even offer to actively support them.

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Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

Cacophony pointed out that Hacob still hadn't offered to support them, and even if he had, there was no law against that. He had put his support behind them, as in, he thought that what they did was good, but he didn't actively support, or even offer to actively support them.

Regardless of whether or not this was the case, it was Nameless' professional opinion that Hacob being required to aid the Ghanderflaffles should they ever be in dire straights would be a good idea.

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5 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Regardless of whether or not this was the case, it was Nameless' professional opinion that Hacob being required to aid the Ghanderflaffles should they ever be in dire straights would be a good idea.

Cacophony called into question what made Nameless a professional. 

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Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

Cacophony scoffed, then asked him what that had to do with this. That doesn't make him a professional at this, just a professional at posting on TLT.

Nameless also pointed to that one creative writing class he'd taken a while ago.

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Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

Cacophony says that he should have clarified that.

Nameless disagrees.

But that was irrelevant, because while the two Authors were arguing, the Doug-waffle had stolen a fancy white wig, gavel, and judge's robe from the Author Judge Uniform supply, which gave him all the judicial powers of an Author.

Using that authority, he abolished Ghanderflaffles as a species.

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Just now, Nameless* said:

Nameless disagrees.

But that was irrelevant, because while the two Authors were arguing, the Doug-waffle had stolen a fancy white wig, gavel, and judge's robe from the Author Judge Uniform supply, which gave him all the judicial powers of an Author.

Using that authority, he abolished Ghanderflaffles as a species.

Cacophony didn't even realize we had one of those, and accuses Nameless of not defending it well enough. He prosecutes Nameless for aiding and abetting in the crime of genocide.

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Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

Cacophony didn't even realize we had one of those, and accuses Nameless of not defending it well enough. He prosecutes Nameless for aiding and abetting in the crime of genocide.

Nameless gives Cacophony a flat look, then vanishes.

Meanwhile, the Doug-waffle considers stealing everyone's sentience.

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Just now, Nameless* said:

Nameless gives Cacophony a flat look, then vanishes.

Meanwhile, the Doug-waffle considers stealing everyone's sentience.

As Nameless doesn't show up in court, he loses and the court assigns him temporary loss of Authordom. Cacophony, as the last Author involved in the case, decides that Hacob's punishment is 100 hours of community service, to be completed after the duel, under the joint supervision of Platypus and the General.

Platypus changes his mind.

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1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said:

As Nameless doesn't show up in court, he loses and the court assigns him temporary loss of Authordom. Cacophony, as the last Author involved in the case, decides that Hacob's punishment is 100 hours of community service, to be completed after the duel, under the joint supervision of Platypus and the General.

Platypus changes his mind.

The Doug-waffle instead decides to make not existing a crime.

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