Sequence she/they Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 On 5/16/2024 at 9:55 AM, NameIess said: Regardless, by the laws of stuff, everyone (including Everyone) will eventually get a friend. Everyone once again disagreed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 8 hours ago, Sequence said: Everyone once again disagreed. A random guy somewhere suddenly felt more lonely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 On 5/29/2024 at 10:14 AM, Vyzkel Willbender said: A random guy somewhere suddenly felt more lonely. Everyone, being Everyone, couldn't care less. Fuzzy, however, felt bad, and patted A random guy somewhere on the back comfortingly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 3 hours ago, Sequence said: Everyone, being Everyone, couldn't care less. Fuzzy, however, felt bad, and patted A random guy somewhere on the back comfortingly. A young girl walked up to Everyone and asked why they couldn’t feel emotions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 Everyone wordlessly handed the girl a pineapple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 The girl looked at it. Then she looked back up and asked what made things exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 Everyone shrugged and handed her a second pineapple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 The girl stared at this pineapple and asked why it didn’t not exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 Everyone shrugged again, then handed her a pine cone and an apple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 The girl asked what differentiated s pine cone from a pine apple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 Everyone shrugged again, their shoulders beginning to ache. "Yellow." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 The girl asked why yellow existed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 Everyone grabbed a chart of wavelengths and pointed at where yellow was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 The girl didn’t understand what that was supposed to prove. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 A dude in a leopard suit grabbed the pineapple and shoved it on a pen, this became viral. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 Pineapplepens became the new pineapples. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 This made the Pineapple Guild very sad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin he/him Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 They hunted the man in the leopard suit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 But he had surrounded himself with pineapplepens, and was thusly made untouchable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 That was until one of the guildmembers stuck a normal apple on the end of one of the pineapplepens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 The now ultimate penpineappleapplepen was so powerful that all people there were wiped out, creating a giant crater. There stood a single person in the middle of the crater… his name was JEFF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 Jeff was a benevolent last person alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 It was hard to be tyrannical when there was no one left to oppress. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 After several centuries of ruling over an empty universe, JEFF got into philosophy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 JEFF really enjoyed asking why, so he asked the universe why. The universe suddenly had an existential crisis and suddenly (pineapples)everything was back to normal like nothing happened(except JEFF is still here). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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