xinoehp512 he/him Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 "Ah," said Nogard. "That's right. We were fleeing." He turned on his heel and resumed his hasty departure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Male Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Suddenly Shoe looked down at the spear which...was no longer in his hand. "Fools! You cannot take my spear until I am gone and today is not my day! You must die! The goblins charged poking with ash apers, similar in shape to the legendary one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 (edited) Shoe sighed and finally pulled his own Bottomless Muffin Bag™ out of his pocket. Then he waved his fellow adventurers out of the way, opened the bag, and- -released a tidal wave of sticky muffins towards the goblin army, rendering them basically immobile. Shoe giggled to himself. Edited September 9 by Through The Living Glass 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Nogard halted, shivering. The sheer muffinitude... Surely no one could have survived that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 The old man was appreciative of this attack, using the opening to send his a tidal wave of bunnies towards the goblin holding the spear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reisleK she/her Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 13 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said: Suddenly Shoe looked down at the spear which...was no longer in his hand. "Fools! You cannot take my spear until I am gone and today is not my day! You must die! The goblins charged poking with ash apers, similar in shape to the legendary one. Nyks cursed under her breath, still hiding in the bushes. She was hiding in bushes, right?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Nogard stared as the bunnies met the mound of muffins and began to consume it. It was simultaneously fascinating and disturbing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 (edited) The old man opened his eyes wide in horror. As he saw this “No! Blast it Shoe, put the muffins back! They’ll never listen to me while they’re busy eating!” indeed, even as he spoke the rest of the invisible bunnies stopped wreaking havoc on the horde of goblins and turned their attention towards decimating the mound of muffins. Edited September 9 by NameIess 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The H Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 "You're right about that!" Yrank said, his attempt to fit three muffins in his mouth futile. "Not even I'm listening to you!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Male Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 20 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said: Shoe sighed and finally pulled his own Bottomless Muffin Bag™ out of his pocket. Then he waved his fellow adventurers out of the way, opened the bag, and- -released a tidal wave of sticky muffins towards the goblin army, rendering them basically immobile. Shoe giggled to himself. 3 hours ago, reisleK said: Nyks cursed under her breath, still hiding in the bushes. She was hiding in bushes, right?? 1 hour ago, The H said: "You're right about that!" Yrank said, his attempt to fit three muffins in his mouth futile. "Not even I'm listening to you!" 3 hours ago, xinoehp512 said: Nogard stared as the bunnies met the mound of muffins and began to consume it. It was simultaneously fascinating and disturbing. In an instant and a bright flash of light, the bunnies were gone. The muffins were gone. A cage stood over Yrank, Nyks, Shoe, and the old man. Behind them were Arranis and the Once-Author. I am just gonna assume you have kept up with them. "I am sorry." Woe said. He bowed his head. A loud clunk sounded on the cage as Falvan jumped down from it. "I see you have made it impressively far. Not far enough." A hooded figure appeared on Falvan's left side, while Wit stayed on the other, head still down avoiding eye contact with anyone in the cage. "I thought I told you to get rid of these people. But I guess your time still isn't over. Assassin, sow them why you are an Assassin." The hooded figure took off his hood. Underneath was...Nothing. Then, a terrible, earslpitting screech emerged from inside, filing the heads of those in the cage. Out of the Body rose the head a a grey shriveled Dragon. "I will." @Scars of Hathsin @Ancient Elantrian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reisleK she/her Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 19 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said: In an instant and a bright flash of light, the bunnies were gone. The muffins were gone. A cage stood over Yrank, Nyks, Shoe, and the old man. Behind them were Arranis and the Once-Author. I am just gonna assume you have kept up with them. "I am sorry." Woe said. He bowed his head. A loud clunk sounded on the cage as Falvan jumped down from it. "I see you have made it impressively far. Not far enough." A hooded figure appeared on Falvan's left side, while Wit stayed on the other, head still down avoiding eye contact with anyone in the cage. "I thought I told you to get rid of these people. But I guess your time still isn't over. Assassin, sow them why you are an Assassin." The hooded figure took off his hood. Underneath was...Nothing. Then, a terrible, earslpitting screech emerged from inside, filing the heads of those in the cage. Out of the Body rose the head a a grey shriveled Dragon. "I will." @Scars of Hathsin @Ancient Elantrian Nyks concernedly raised her eyebrows but said nothing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 1 hour ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said: In an instant and a bright flash of light, the bunnies were gone. The muffins were gone. A cage stood over Yrank, Nyks, Shoe, and the old man. Behind them were Arranis and the Once-Author. I am just gonna assume you have kept up with them. "I am sorry." Woe said. He bowed his head. A loud clunk sounded on the cage as Falvan jumped down from it. "I see you have made it impressively far. Not far enough." A hooded figure appeared on Falvan's left side, while Wit stayed on the other, head still down avoiding eye contact with anyone in the cage. "I thought I told you to get rid of these people. But I guess your time still isn't over. Assassin, sow them why you are an Assassin." The hooded figure took off his hood. Underneath was...Nothing. Then, a terrible, earslpitting screech emerged from inside, filing the heads of those in the cage. Out of the Body rose the head a a grey shriveled Dragon. "I will." @Scars of Hathsin @Ancient Elantrian Shoe put his Bottomless Muffin Bag™ back in his pocket... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The H Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 "Before we continue," Yrank said, dusting muffin crumbs out of his surprisingly well-kept moustache. "May I ask who baked these delicious muffins?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 51 minutes ago, The H said: "Before we continue," Yrank said, dusting muffin crumbs out of his surprisingly well-kept moustache. "May I ask who baked these delicious muffins?" Shoe raised his hand. He'd spent most of the last three months making muffins and putting them in the Bottomless Muffin Bag™. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The H Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 "I have a feeling we'll get on really well, you and I" Yrank said. These were, of course, the words that whenever he had uttered them previously, bad things would happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 "Hey, wait a minute!" Nogard stared at Wit. "What's going on here? Why are a we in a cage? Why are you not in the cage?" He pointed at Falvan. "And who's this joker?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 14 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said: In an instant and a bright flash of light, the bunnies were gone. The muffins were gone. A cage stood over Yrank, Nyks, Shoe, and the old man. Behind them were Arranis and the Once-Author. I am just gonna assume you have kept up with them. "I am sorry." Woe said. He bowed his head. A loud clunk sounded on the cage as Falvan jumped down from it. "I see you have made it impressively far. Not far enough." A hooded figure appeared on Falvan's left side, while Wit stayed on the other, head still down avoiding eye contact with anyone in the cage. "I thought I told you to get rid of these people. But I guess your time still isn't over. Assassin, sow them why you are an Assassin." The hooded figure took off his hood. Underneath was...Nothing. Then, a terrible, earslpitting screech emerged from inside, filing the heads of those in the cage. Out of the Body rose the head a a grey shriveled Dragon. "I will." @Scars of Hathsin @Ancient Elantrian “What have you done to my rabbits?!” The old man’s face filled with wrath. “Where are they?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 55 minutes ago, NameIess said: “What have you done to my rabbits?!” The old man’s face filled with wrath. “Where are they?” Shoe seriously doubted they were rabbits as he ate a chocolate muffin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 26 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said: Shoe seriously doubted they were rabbits as he ate a chocolate muffin. The old man glanced at him. “What do you have against my rabbits?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 4 minutes ago, NameIess said: The old man glanced at him. “What do you have against my rabbits?” Shoe gave him a questioning look. He didn't have anything against the old man's "rabbits." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 "Do either of you know what's going on here?" Nogard asked desperately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 17 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said: In an instant and a bright flash of light, the bunnies were gone. The muffins were gone. A cage stood over Yrank, Nyks, Shoe, and the old man. Behind them were Arranis and the Once-Author. I am just gonna assume you have kept up with them. "I am sorry." Woe said. He bowed his head. A loud clunk sounded on the cage as Falvan jumped down from it. "I see you have made it impressively far. Not far enough." A hooded figure appeared on Falvan's left side, while Wit stayed on the other, head still down avoiding eye contact with anyone in the cage. "I thought I told you to get rid of these people. But I guess your time still isn't over. Assassin, sow them why you are an Assassin." The hooded figure took off his hood. Underneath was...Nothing. Then, a terrible, earslpitting screech emerged from inside, filing the heads of those in the cage. Out of the Body rose the head a a grey shriveled Dragon. "I will." @Scars of Hathsin @Ancient Elantrian Quote What happening? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 51 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said: "Do either of you know what's going on here?" Nogard asked desperately. “We’ve been set up! That scumbag Woe lured you all onto this quest. He probably had you walk across my rabbit’s bridge just because he wanted to break it. Now we’re all going to die!” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 (edited) 3 minutes ago, NameIess said: “We’ve been set up! That scumbag Woe lured you all onto this quest. He probably had you walk across my rabbit’s bridge just because he wanted to break it. Now we’re all going to die!” Shoe threw a sticky muffin at Woe. It didn't do anything. Edited September 10 by Through The Living Glass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 6 hours ago, NameIess said: “We’ve been set up! That scumbag Woe lured you all onto this quest. He probably had you walk across my rabbit’s bridge just because he wanted to break it. Now we’re all going to die!” Nogard gasped. "We've been betrayed? ...wait, but why? What does Woe get out of all this?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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