Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 (edited) For my 2,000th post, a poem, spoilered for length. This was kinda last-minute. Spoiler Far away, over a small fire and under a star-filled sky, a hooded figure whispered to the wind… Have you seen the goddess, Weeping at her dear one’s grave? Clad in violet Shimmering rays. Sculpting clouds And topping peaks Her crystal tears Upon her cheeks. Just a Thought Lost to the wind With not a care For what has been. She’s seen it all With lavender eyes Heeding love’s Forgotten cries. She laughs. “Oh, no.” The Shard shakes her head. A shadow of the future Fate’s quiet silhouette, Malleable and frail Muttering, “Not yet.” Shattered by ideas And broken by the sun. Sabotaging destiny As the prophecy’s undone. Spoiler The figure pulled back its hood, revealing a head of blonde hair and shimmering amethyst eyes. Spoiler Star smiled. Spoiler But that was irrelevant. 1 Edited March 18, 2019 by Shard of Thought 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 *cue applause* That was really good! Bumblebee was just happy he got his own movie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 (edited) Cause he’s Bumblebee and adorable. Edited March 18, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 (edited) 21 hours ago, Lunamor said: Edit: Why are there so many ninjas?!?!?! That's what I'd been saying!!! You know what, with all the ninjas abounding, I'm just gonna post from page 396 even though current page cap is 403, and doing it without any context on what is happening otherwise because I can. So there. And now for something completely different; the Foot of God Tanalast comes down and squashes the Ghanderflaffle Empire, preventing it from rising ever again - (edit) until it rose again. Edited March 18, 2019 by Le Sigh edit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 Because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 Someone on the moon sneezed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 This caused a chain reaction of explosions leading to the destruction of the moon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 (edited) Let’s explain how it let to that! The sneeze had nudged a satellite over just slightly. Edit: That was quite the ninja. Edited March 18, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 Because the ghanderflaffle empire had begun to rise once again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 Despite being squashed by the Foot of Honor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 Honor was too dead to extinguish their spark of creation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 Then the ghanderflaffles all turned bright red from embarrassment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 They had just heard someone say a dirty word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 Breadm*nks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, Jaywalk's in TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!" the ghanderflaffles said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 He had to eat a bar of soap. It causes him to go blind from... soap poisoning. His parents were devastated. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 A breadmunk looked up from where it had been hiding. "What's so wrong with me saying the name of my species? Breadmunks have rights too! If it weren't for how much effort it would take, I'd start a protest! A peaceful one though. Not violent. Violence is almost as bad as how mean you're being to my kind. You all are MEAN and I don't like you." Then it disappeared using one of the many mystical breadmunk powers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 Not breadmunk. Breadm*nk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 Because of the disrespectful tones of the breadmunk, all breadmunks were enslaved by the ghanderflaffles. This was a new era in the Ghanderflaffle Empire. Ninja'd. damnation ninjas, everywhere I go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 The breadmunks quickly grew bored of enslavement and left to Breadmunktopia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 (edited) In ghanderflaffle society, it is polite to be as rude and insulting as possible. Edit: Ninja’d Edited March 18, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 Going with your instincts is key. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 (edited) As, often, the only honest things you can say to people are insults. Remember this quote? Edited March 18, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 However, that rule only applied in Western Ghanderflaffle Society. Easterns were all about "Ghanderfuscianism" and filial piety, or whatever. They were the ones who'd enslaved the breadmunks who apparently all escaped. This caused EGE to declare war on Breadmunktopia. Narrator LLe Sigh was rather enjoying this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted March 19, 2019 Report Share Posted March 19, 2019 Ghanderfuscious was a fierce warlord. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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