The Sibling she/her Posted June 21, 2023 Report Share Posted June 21, 2023 Great job everyone! Looks like @DramaQueen won this round, but @yeshevishman and @SymphonianBookworm, your raps were great too. Alright, time for the finals!!! It's @DramaQueen against @Channelknight Fadran. Best of luck to both of you. You have 48 hours to get your raps in. Please let me know as soon as possible if there's going to be an issue with getting them in on time. Also, I made a poster for the battle. Spoiler I wish post count went up here, because if it did then this would be my 300th post, but it's allright. Have fun with your raps everyone! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 22, 2023 Report Share Posted June 22, 2023 crapbaskets 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted June 22, 2023 Report Share Posted June 22, 2023 Just FYI I have not yet read TLM so I will only know Wayne stuff from the previous books 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 Sorry for the double post, and sorry for this, but could we extend it again? Today was a lot busier than I thought it would be, I work all day tomorrow and Saturday, and I have a theatre thing tomorrow night so I won't have any time to work on it until Saturday evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sibling she/her Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 15 hours ago, DramaQueen said: could we extend it again Alright, how about we extend it to tomorrow at 8:00? That actually works out great because I'm going to my friend birthday tonight. @Channelknight Fadran, does that work for you as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 Oop I almost forgor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sibling she/her Posted June 24, 2023 Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 8 hours left @Channelknight Fadran and @DramaQueen!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted June 24, 2023 Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 Oh shoot I forgot about time zones, that gives me like...no time after work, could I get even just like one or two more hours? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted June 25, 2023 Report Share Posted June 25, 2023 (edited) One hour late, but I got it done. Spoiler Well, folks, I'm back; let's do this again We'll see who's still standing when this round hits its end Wayne, I'll admit, you never make things dull, But seems your favorite pastime's making Marasi uncomfortable And, might I add, it also seems she's not the only one; You chased after Ranette till she chased you with a gun She shot not one, not three, but four Still you'd insist on chasing more It wasn't till you knew she's gay That you finally went away Your respect for women is seriously lacking- And if it's me who's saying that, you know you must be slacking. I'll confess, my attitude towards women at the balls Was far less than ideal; why'd Vin fall for me at all? But at least I didn't actively seek to make her squirm You play to Marasi's discomfort, you're lower than a worm Now, this might be low-hanging fruit, But you, dear man, will never shoot See, you can hardly touch a gun, And when you do, you come undone Disguises, healing, and speed bubbles Barely get you out of trouble Some may call you a coward, In truth you're a brave man who cowered Which is, debatably, far worse It's not shameful, it's just perverse Your greatest talent is your skill At pretending to be Bill, Joe, or Bob, whoever else You hardly ever play yourself Do you have a personality? Or did you steal that from your disguisees? In fact, I'll add on the subject of stealing, Your "trades" are far from appealing Kleptomania is what I'd call it If I didn't think you'd throw a fit It's not a trade if what you get, If paid full price, puts you in debt When all you give in return Is your dead grandmother's urn Trades are meant to be Of equal value, so you see You're swindling all these poor folks And laughing like it's just a joke Okay, fine, I'll agree You've certainly done some good things But at your core, no matter what Good sir, you're just a little butt You've never heard of boundaries, You take things that aren't yours with ease, Too in your head to hold a gun Can't converse without poking fun, You're someone else all along, And when the train was attacked, you just got busy with MeLaan Allow me to propose a trade: Me for you; it's been delayed But now this roast has reached its end You might as well surrender to Elend. @Channelknight Fadran I want to win, but not by default, so you'd better submit something soon. Edited June 25, 2023 by DramaQueen 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sibling she/her Posted June 25, 2023 Report Share Posted June 25, 2023 @Channelknight Fadran, I waited, but you've run out of time. If there's no rap in the next hour or so, I'm going to have to give it to @DramaQueen. Great rap by the way! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 25, 2023 Report Share Posted June 25, 2023 Spoiler *Wayne once again approaches the mic. He has somehow acquired a new hat and overcoat since his last roast* G'day, ladies and gents, to my new spotlight Let's take a look at who we have to degrade tonight Mr... Elend Venture, eh? Well, whaddya know, I'm a little surprised, but I guess I shouldn't though Just a peppy little prince with a penchant for propriety a guy who's got a girl who got him discarded from society Not that it's all her fault, though - no, not in the least Vin's got a bit of spark to her - you're the cub and she's the beast What is there to say? I'm impressed you've made it this far The fact you had the heart to speak an insult is quite bizarre Aren't you that little kid who locks himself away into his books? The only reason Vin likes you, friend, is because of your good looks The gentleman Mistborn, with powers beyond reckoning But you can't even start to use them for anything besides beckoning the common soldiers - rabble, really - into charging whether weak or weary into a fight they had to lose so you could win your little dearie What were you first if not a damsel in distress? Your lack of gall makes me appalled and frankly just depressed The power of a god instilled, a Shard in you had to Invest and yet you're so much weaker than such a mantle would suggest! But you know what, kid? I feel a little bad for you because deep inside I know that all you want is just what's good and true I'll let you off this one time, little Venture, little Elend, pal 'cause I figure that you can't take this one more hit to your morale 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sibling she/her Posted June 25, 2023 Report Share Posted June 25, 2023 Well, both late, both great, both worth the wait! This is going to be a tough one! Here's the form. It will be open until midnight tomorrow (EDT), so 24 hours to vote. https://forms.gle/AJbCCEUFfPrkzVwk7 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sibling she/her Posted June 26, 2023 Report Share Posted June 26, 2023 This roast tournament has come to an end! Thank you to @stormform wert @The Sibling (LOL I didn't know you could mention yourself) @Channelknight Fadran @SymphonianBookworm @yeshevishman @DramaQueen Well, that's the end of the round. It was a close one, but DramaQueen is the winner. Great job to all the contestants! Should we start another round? I'm not able to run it because I'm going to be away next week. I think @Thaidakar the Ghostblood wanted to join the next round. Anyone else? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 26, 2023 Report Share Posted June 26, 2023 oh thank goodness 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted June 26, 2023 Report Share Posted June 26, 2023 18 minutes ago, The Sibling said: This roast tournament has come to an end! Thank you to @stormform wert @The Sibling (LOL I didn't know you could mention yourself) @Channelknight Fadran @SymphonianBookworm @yeshevishman @DramaQueen Well, that's the end of the round. It was a close one, but DramaQueen is the winner. Great job to all the contestants! Should we start another round? I'm not able to run it because I'm going to be away next week. I think @Thaidakar the Ghostblood wanted to join the next round. Anyone else? I can run this next round! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather He/Him Posted June 26, 2023 Report Share Posted June 26, 2023 can I play in this round? as OreSeur? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him Posted June 26, 2023 Report Share Posted June 26, 2023 8 hours ago, DramaQueen said: I can run this next round! I’m back so… if you want to run it rather than compete that’s fine, but I was just camping for a few days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted June 26, 2023 Report Share Posted June 26, 2023 I definitely think I'm done competing for a while, so I can run it. If you want to run it, though, you can. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather He/Him Posted June 26, 2023 Report Share Posted June 26, 2023 `whoever runs it should need to be able to be on the shard for the next week or so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted June 26, 2023 Report Share Posted June 26, 2023 I have basically nothing until the end of the month, so that's not an issue for me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him Posted June 27, 2023 Report Share Posted June 27, 2023 6 hours ago, DramaQueen said: I have basically nothing until the end of the month, so that's not an issue for me You go ahead. We can take turns or smth if you want 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted June 27, 2023 Report Share Posted June 27, 2023 Sounds good! 11 hours ago, stormform wert said: can I play in this round? as OreSeur? Absolutely. @Thaidakar the Ghostblood, still wanting to compete as Moash? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 27, 2023 Report Share Posted June 27, 2023 1 minute ago, DramaQueen said: Sounds good! Absolutely. @Thaidakar the Ghostblood, still wanting to compete as Moash? I would, but I don't think I actually have the time now... maybe another time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted June 28, 2023 Report Share Posted June 28, 2023 I don't have time to join right now, but I'm glad this is still going! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted June 30, 2023 Report Share Posted June 30, 2023 I’ll join. Can I do Ruin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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