Wyndlerunner he/him Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Yo, I'm Szeth-son-son-Vallano, the Assassin in White, Stonewalkin' in the east, where the men can't write. Yo, Susebron you sitting up there as the God King, but killing your type, it's kinda my thing. Yes slayin kings is sort of my speciality, and I see through your supposed divinity. Hey there Vivenna, we've never met, but I know all about ya, cause my sword taught me a bit. I know you took some Breaths, and I know something of heresy, but I killed lots of kings, so your's is lacking in severity. Vin, a street urchin without too many friends. You think you're pretty cool? Well better think again! You got iconic outfits? I got that too, I could do anything better than you! You can burn all the metals, think being Mistborn is pretty cool? Well I trained with all ten surges, so where does that leave you? Yeah I'm Szeth-son-son-Vallano, ain't a Truthless no more,cause with this rap battle I'm gonna settle the score! 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Congrats, Zath! Ashspren, do we have to vote? What if we end up unable to decide? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, AonEne said: Congrats, Zath! Ashspren, do we have to vote? What if we end up unable to decide? You don’t have to! Everything is completely anonymous, and I totally get the feeling. I have a feeling that everything’s going to be really hard... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana she/her Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 41 minutes ago, Ashspren said: You don’t have to! Everything is completely anonymous, and I totally get the feeling. I have a feeling that everything’s going to be really hard... And these are just zur first two rounds. The expect the finals will be really, really hard. Maybe you could add the winning roast to the op to "save" it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Sorana said: And these are just zur first two rounds. The expect the finals will be really, really hard. Maybe you could add the winning roast to the op to "save" it. Great idea! Or a Google Doc, or something... kind of like a “Roast Battle Hall of Fame.” Edited July 25, 2018 by Ashspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana she/her Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 12 minutes ago, Ashspren said: Great idea! Or a Google Doc, or something... kind of like a “Roast Battle Hall of Fame.” That's better. Then we can look up every winner in one place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kramerfarve Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 *Looks bored* You’re not worth the Breath. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 @Sorana I’ll do the winner and the runner-up so we can idolize their raps forever. Alright, everyone’s posted... https://goo.gl/forms/PK4esHDggtqgwFnI2 VOTE VOTE VOTE!!! Who was the winner of Round 2? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herowannabe he/him Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Kramerfarve said: *Looks bored* You’re not worth the Breath. Aww, I was kinda hoping you were going to go for a pre tongue-healing Susebron and your entire rap would just be stuff like “gom womf ah heem mowwah pumf...” edit: also, I second some sort of master spreadsheet or post or something with links to all the players/characters and their roasts, to make navigating easier. Edited July 25, 2018 by Herowannabe 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kramerfarve Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 9 minutes ago, Herowannabe said: I was kinda hoping you were going to go for a pre tongue-healing Susebron I was going to, but thought up this line halfway through 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner he/him Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 This has been the most fun I've had in weeks! Also shamelessly voted for myself. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, Wyndlerunner said: Also shamelessly voted for myself. Who wouldn’t? Edit, 4 hours later to avoid double posting: 16 votes... everyone make a wish. Edited July 25, 2018 by Ashspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kramerfarve Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 I wish that I become a mistborn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 Congrats to @Gray to, who represented Vin, our winner for this round! Next up... @The Harlem Worldhoppers, with Moash! @AonEne, with Odium! @Toaster Retribution, with Amaram! @Ishar, with Kelsier! Good luck, everyone! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nictorius Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 52 minutes ago, Ashspren said: Congrats to @Gray to, who represented Vin, our winner for this round! Next up... @The Harlem Worldhoppers, with Moash! @AonEne, with Odium! @Toaster Retribution, with Amaram! @Ishar, with Kelsier! Good luck, everyone! Moash, Amaram and Odium!? Ooooooooooo dis gone be good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner he/him Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, Nictorius said: Moash, Amaram and Odium!? Ooooooooooo dis gone be good. I concur wholeheartedly. Also, @Ashspren, thanks for putting this together. It's been super fun! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes he/him Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 Could I join the next tournament? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 @AxeliustheGreat absolutely! Your name is on the reserved list. @Wyndlerunner, so happy you’re enjoying this! I’m having a lot of fun putting it together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray to he/him Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 3 hours ago, Ashspren said: Congrats to @Gray to, who represented Vin, our winner for this round! Next up... @The Harlem Worldhoppers, with Moash! @AonEne, with Odium! @Toaster Retribution, with Amaram! @Ishar, with Kelsier! Good luck, everyone! Wow! I'm Honored! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Gray to said: Wow! I'm Honored! Nice pun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herowannabe he/him Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 28 minutes ago, Ashspren said: Nice pun. Except that he represented Vin, so shouldn’t it be “I’m Preserved?” Hmm... that doesn’t really work, does it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nictorius Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Herowannabe said: Except that he represented Vin, so shouldn’t it be “I’m Preserved?” Hmm... that doesn’t really work, does it. Can't believe you just Ruined his pun . . . 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 38 minutes ago, Nictorius said: Can't believe you just Ruined his pun . . . Hey, @Herowannabe has Ambition. They want to be the best pun master of all time. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nictorius Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 18 minutes ago, Ashspren said: Hey, @Herowannabe has Ambition. They want to be the best pun master of all time. As long as he has the Devotion too keep at it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 38 minutes ago, Nictorius said: As long as he has the Devotion too keep at it. But then he’ll soon have Dominion over all puns! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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