Ashspren Posted August 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 1 minute ago, AonEne said: Ha, Shallan, Stick, and Pattern. This is going to be so great Honestly, I’m looking forward to Syl vs Pattern: The Epic Spren Showdown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink he/him Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 15 minutes ago, AonEne said: Ene comes to watch, and facepalms. And upvotes. And totally isn't biased in cheering Ink on. GO ODIUM! (Ha, Shallan, Stick, and Pattern. This is going to be so great) I didn't realize you had been odium until I chose him. He is going to be fun to write. And that trinity battle. That and Pattern V Syl. This round will be entertaining for sure 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner he/him Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 I agree wholeheartedly! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AC12 he/him Posted August 20, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 (edited) It is my pleasure to present the first rap of the second tournament. Beware the OB spoilers Spoiler Yo my name is Pattern, I'm a Cryptic, your #1 pick Here is my rap, now listen while I spit this I'm a liespren, highspren, a pretty storming fly spren When I'm through with you, you'll be attracting cry spren Well look it's Shallan, or is it Veil? Maybe you decided to try out Radiant for a spell? Yo get your self together, maybe try the surge of Transformation I for one could do with a whole lot less of your Illumination YOU killed your parents but it's ME that your hating? Oh and while I have you here's a reminder: NO MATING!! And stick I guess it's your turn When I'm through you could be fire, can't handle these burns The very definition of one dimension The mere thought of your own interlude fills me with apprehension Your popularity is a huge red flag I mean, come on, your part was just played for a cheap gag Now time for Syl, your probably think you're so wise Man I do love me some good lies Defying the Stormfather, thinking you are so cool Just remember I was doing this way before the year 1172 Though I must admit your boy Kaladin is pretty dope But trying to pair him with Shallan? That's just a big nope Edited August 20, 2018 by AC12 35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceferring he/him Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 Where do we vote again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 4 hours ago, Spacefaring Ferring said: Where do we vote again? After 48 hours are up, or if all four people have posted, I will send a survey. It will be completely anonymous, but please only vote once to keep it fair! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matias he/him Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 @Ashspren but how could you know if someone votes more than one?, if you don't, would it be better to do another thing? Like another program or maybe counting the "likes" on every rap 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Matias said: @Ashspren but how could you know if someone votes more than one?, if you don't, would it be better to do another thing? Like another program or maybe counting the "likes" on every rap I really can’t know if someone does, but messing with upvotes is generally seen as a bad idea. I just have to trust people’s integrity, I guess. Also, the program I use (Google Forms) is easy to use, and anonymous. Edit: @Herowannabe, @Rhapsody, @EdgedanceroftheDawn About 24 hours left! Edited August 20, 2018 by Ashspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post EdgedanceroftheDawn she/her Posted August 21, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Post number two for tournament two! I apologize in advance for my terrible sense of rhythm XD Spoiler Before we start, I have something to say I can beat y’all anywhere any day. I can give Wit a run for his money And you think you can beat me? Ha! So funny. No one can beat me when it comes to roasting It’s common knowledge, not even boasting. My name is Shallan, or Radiant, or Veil And you all should leave now ‘cause you’re destined to fail. Pattern, you’re a weird mess of lines One of the Almighty’s odder designs I know you like lies, so I’ll speak in nothing but You’re not at all creepy, I don’t hate your guts. It’s not that you killed my mother (though that’s totally your fault) You’re just such a bother Could you act like an adult? You think by helping me you could be a hero? That makes about as much sense as dividing by zero. Syl, I must admit you’re kind of hard to roast But up against me? Ha! You’re toast. You’re idea of being clever is playing a stupid prank I try to remember you being smart and my mind pulls a blank. Hey, I like you but let me just be frank When it comes to helping Kaladin, you kind of stank. He was about to kill himself and you gave him blackbane? Come on Sylphrena, have you no shame? You’re lucky you’re Radiant lasted past your ‘help’ You think you’re a good spren? Welp I hate to say it but it’s true But you’re really not good at this Your own bonded killed you What was it like to visit the abyss? Hello there Stick, how was your day Oh, that’s great, now get ready to pay You humiliated me once And I never hear the end Well you’re a monosyllabic dunce And you don’t have any friends It’s true, my anger may be making me petty I’m just collecting my thoughts. Now, get ready. You could be fire It’s what I desire Don’t draw my ire Or I’ll snap you in half. The truth is, you’re frail Next to the rest of us, you pale You’re one line’s getting stale. And your fans makes me laugh. 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 @Herowannabe @Rhapsody 12 hours left! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink he/him Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, EdgedanceroftheDawn said: That makes about as much sense as dividing by zero. That was just great. Ugh! Both Pattern and Shallan were good! Dont make me choose! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rhapsody she/her Posted August 21, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 (edited) ok here comes Syl! spoilered for lenght and because OB spoilers =) Spoiler Hi my name's Syl, the stormfathers daughter, now all here prepare for the slaughter, I'm gonna start. Now it's me on the mic get out your medicine. This is gonna get sick. I'm a piece of god- a little one at least so it's no feat for me to best all of the rest of you at everything you do So without further ado let's start this show. So Stick, you're first on my list I don't even know where to begin. Your relevance to the story is so thin it could as well not exist. Your part is overrated how can everyone be so fascinated by a little piece of driftwood that has only one sentence in such a large book and even that has to be translated. So is it Shallan today, or Radiant or Veil? You know, your mental afflictions are slowly getting stale Can't confront what you've done so now you have gone creating new personalities to prevail. I just cannot feel sad for someone so clearly mad. with a mind that is dangerously frail. So you killed your next of kin? Now I'm actually glad you didn't choose Kaladin! So Pattern, you little mess of lines don't you know how to read the signs? Your radiants maddening isn't it saddening? That you can't even see the result of you not acting like an adult? All you think abouts mating don't care who Shallan is dating while her mind is gone wrong YOU should stand strong. not joking around but get her back on some ground! My name is Syl, the stormfathers daughter you must agree no one's bars here are hotter a piece of god innate let's just agree no one is as great! Edited August 21, 2018 by Rhapsody 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana she/her Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, Rhapsody said: ok here comes Syl! spoilered for lenght and because OB spoilers =) You put it in a quote and not a Spoiler Box. At least for me I can only see the first line and the rest is missing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herowannabe he/him Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Sorana said: You put it in a quote and not a Spoiler Box. At least for me I can only see the first line and the rest is missing. The rest of her rap exists only in the cognitive realm. J/k, I'm seeing the same thing. I assume that she's working on fixing it... Working on my rap now, I hope to have it up soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana she/her Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Herowannabe said: Working on my rap now, I hope to have it up soon. I look forward to it. The other two entries are really strong. But if you're better then I don't have to choose between them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herowannabe he/him Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Just now, Sorana said: I look forward to it. The other two entries are really strong. But if you're better then I don't have to choose between them I'll do my best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhapsody she/her Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 @Sorana yeah I accidentally sent it while still writing. don't know how i did that. It should be fixed now =) and complete 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana she/her Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Rhapsody said: @Sorana yeah I accidentally sent it while still writing. don't know how i did that. It should be fixed now =) and complete No problem. I just wanted to make sure that you can fix it. *scrolls back to read it* Edited August 21, 2018 by Sorana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Herowannabe he/him Posted August 21, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 (edited) My opponents' all set the bar high, but here's my rap. I may have gotten a bit carried away.... nah! Spoilered for length, but no major spoilers. Spoiler (Here comes my rap it’s extraordinary But you might need to grab a dictionary To understand all of the mockeries And somebody tell my adversaries I will allow them to use all of these Sick verses for their obituaries.) Yes, I am a Stick, but not any Stick For I am THE Stick! My verses are sick My burns are epic My bars: Deific My rhythms all click And fricking metrics Are kind of my schtick But this bag of tricks Is propaedeutic To the imminent flick And the clock goes tick Tock so here’s a quick Mock that I just picked To kick all these hicks That think they’re so slick But they will be ticked When they all get licked By this little toothpick The one. The only. Stick First up is the pathetic Cryptic spren More like an anuretic Septic spren Your manifestation always changes But I remain fixed throughout the ages You said you were dead, your memory weak So dumb for so long you barely could speak I guess I was wrong ‘cuz some things don’t change You’re still a melange of all things deranged I shouldn’t be so hard on you Pattern Let’s blame it all on your cling-on slattern Yes I’m talking about you Shallan Don’t like it? Find a shoulder to bawl on Or get yourself a notepad to scrawl on ‘Cuz unlike you, You shrew, It’s true I knew All too Well who I was intended to be all along You thought that you could turn me into flame And you wish you could burn me in this game But now I’m about to double your shame You can change your name, or wed whatshisname But one thing’s the same, you’ll always be lame. They say you should save the best for the last Sylphrenia? The best? You’re making me gasp You’re so proud you’re the Stormfather’s daughter I’m going to blow you right out of the water Less filled with Honor and more filled with sass Your attempts to help are barely half-baked Why won’t you say things that Kal needs to know? You’re holding him back, not helping him grow Maybe he wouldn’t be so dang morose If you stopped withholding crucial info You gave it your best but you’ve been outclassed Go be depressed with your bridgeboy outcast Edited August 21, 2018 by Herowannabe formatting 30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Storms, all those ick-words... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceferring he/him Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 5 hours ago, Herowannabe said: My opponents' all set the bar high, but here's my rap. I may have gotten a bit carried away.... nah! Spoilered for length, but no major spoilers. Reveal hidden contents (Here comes my rap it’s extraordinary But you might need to grab a dictionary To understand all of the mockeries And somebody tell my adversaries I will allow them to use all of these Sick verses for their obituaries.) Yes, I am a Stick, but not any Stick For I am THE Stick! My verses are sick My burns are epic My bars: Deific My rhythms all click And fricking metrics Are kind of my schtick But this bag of tricks Is propaedeutic To the imminent flick And the clock goes tick Tock so here’s a quick Mock that I just picked To kick all these hicks That think they’re so slick But they will be ticked When they all get licked By this little toothpick The one. The only. Stick First up is the pathetic Cryptic spren More like an anuretic Septic spren Your manifestation always changes But I remain fixed throughout the ages You said you were dead, your memory weak So dumb for so long you barely could speak I guess I was wrong ‘cuz some things don’t change You’re still a melange of all things deranged I shouldn’t be so hard on you Pattern Let’s blame it all on your cling-on slattern Yes I’m talking about you Shallan Don’t like it? Find a shoulder to bawl on Or get yourself a notepad to scrawl on ‘Cuz unlike you, You shrew, It’s true I knew All too Well who I was intended to be all along You thought that you could turn me into flame And you wish you could burn me in this game But now I’m about to double your shame You can change your name, or wed whatshisname But one thing’s the same, you’ll always be lame. They say you should save the best for the last Sylphrenia? The best? You’re making me gasp You’re so proud you’re the Stormfather’s daughter I’m going to blow you right out of the water Less filled with Honor and more filled with sass Your attempts to help are barely half-baked Why won’t you say things that Kal needs to know? You’re holding him back, not helping him grow Maybe he wouldn’t be so dang morose If you stopped withholding crucial info You gave it your best but you’ve been outclassed Go be depressed with your bridgeboy outcast I wish i could give more upvotes... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life&Death he/him Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 5 hours ago, Herowannabe said: My opponents' all set the bar high, but here's my rap. I may have gotten a bit carried away.... nah! Spoilered for length, but no major spoilers. I thought for sure that you would do this. Spoiler I am a stick And then call it good. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 All four raps are in! The voters have a difficult choice today. Who is the winner of this battle? 24 hours to decide! https://goo.gl/forms/oxIoW8UYKkr7GapO2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herowannabe he/him Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Toaster Retribution said: Storms, all those ick-words... Aren’t they fantasTIC? j/k I’m going to be unintentionally rhyming words in my head for days now. 46 minutes ago, Life&Death said: I thought for sure that you would do this. Reveal hidden contents I am a stick And then call it good. Nah that would have been too easy. Plus I wanted a chance at winning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceferring he/him Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Herowannabe said: Nah that would have been too easy. Plus I wanted a chance at winning. Dude everyone would've voted for you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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