RShara she/her Posted February 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Calderis said: Fabrial fidget spinners Fabrial hoverboards!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis he/him Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 45 minutes ago, RShara said: Fabrial hoverboards!!!!! Fabrials. Just fabrials for everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ravioli Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 Awoken action figures. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RShara she/her Posted February 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 Have mini wars in your living room. A kid's dream! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 (edited) Yes! Through the power of awakening it's finally possible to play a game of Dejarik, the 3d holographic chess game played on the millenium falcon. The pieces would have to be sculpted out of clay and repaired after each game, but I would definitely go to Shadesmar(t) to buy that. Edited February 27, 2018 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine To avoid a lawsuit for failure to use the trademarked name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RShara she/her Posted February 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 Shadesmar(t). Get it right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer he/him Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 Why don't we have Wizards Chess already? Also an entire Abakening wing would be required. "Animal spikes! Try a platypus spike today!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jofwu he/him Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 One thing's for sure... the cashiers are all slowspren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RShara she/her Posted February 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 No way, they're all Cryptics. Who better to give you exact change? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gasper he/him Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 Bridge Four brand Instant soup, just like Rock used to make! Hats, Accents, and lost fingers. By Wayne, edited by Wax and Steris Ladrian for clarity and graphic content. The care and keeping of Aviars. By Sixth of Dusk. Ranette's exotic weaponry, for all your Hazekilling, surgebinders slicing, and Awakener silencing needs. Aluminum: extra five emerald broams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RShara she/her Posted May 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 17 minutes ago, Gasper said: Bridge Four brand Instant soup, just like Rock used to make! Hats, Accents, and lost fingers. By Wayne, edited by Wax and Steris Ladrian for clarity and graphic content. The care and keeping of Aviars. By Sixth of Dusk. Ranette's exotic weaponry, for all your Hazekilling, surgebinders slicing, and Awakener silencing needs. Aluminum: extra five emerald broams. I love it! Skydiving Without a Parachute, by Coi N Shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray to he/him Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 A Hoid mask for when your traveling to Scadrial and you get jumped by the legendary thief, Kelsier. The mask should scare him away...but it also might make him want to rob you even more. Be careful not to be seen by the 17th Shard while you're wearing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stark he/him Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 Just don't build an outlet near Threnody. You don't want to have to be Shade Smart when you head to the Shadesmar(t). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatikis he/him Posted May 14, 2018 Report Share Posted May 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Stark said: Just don't build an outlet near Threnody. You don't want to have to be Shade Smart when you head to the Shadesmar(t). Shades are the perfect security guards! If you run you are dead. If you start a fire you are dead. If you spill blood you are dead! Ok, I guess technically if anyone does those things everyone is dead. Sometimes you need mutually assured destruction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gasper he/him Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 How to get away with murder by Zane and Straff Venture New limbs in ten days or less by Lopen 101 things to do with a dead bridgeman by Torol Sadeas The Idiot's guide to making and maintaining lifeless by Warbreaker the Peaceful AKA Vasher My life as a cognitive shadow by Kelsier 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stark he/him Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 7 hours ago, Gasper said: New limbs in ten days or less by Lopen Was a best seller until it was supplanted by New Limbs in ten seconds or less: A Kandra's guide to shapechanging by Tensoon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink he/him Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Horneater cooking. By Rock Airsick lowlanders for dummies. Also by Rock A life with one arm and many cousins. By the Lopen. Shadesmar, the realm of the spren. By Jasnah Kholin. Life on the Plains. Unnamed Parshendi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RShara she/her Posted May 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 A Brief History of the Cosmere, by Her Grace, Khrissalia, Duchess of Elis, on sale at the Sandersonian, with artifacts from across the Cosmere! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarian AL he/him Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 "A hat what is good for your poise" - Self help book by Wayne "Lazy grass: A philosophy of cultures" - By Rysn - Shinovar fried chicken, The cosmere's most exotic delicacy. Tickets to Lift your awesomeness, The ultimate Ice skating rink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stark he/him Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 (edited) "Nahel bonding in Ten easy steps" By the Internet - "Number nine may surprise you" "Unusual uses for Allomancy that will change your life" By some scammer - "Number 16 will blow your mind" "Conversing with yourself" Shallan's guide to dealing with trauma "B90-X: How to get a Bridge-runner's body in 90 days or less" Exercise Regime - Bridge and arrows sold separately. Edited May 18, 2018 by Stark It should always have been nine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dashardie Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 Wacky, wavy, inflatable arm-flailing tube man! Wacky wavy, inflatable arm-flailing tube man! Wacky, wavy inflatable arm-flailing tube man! Welcome to Hoid's Wacky, wavy inflatable arm-flailing tube man Warehouse and Emporium! These deals are truly out of this worrrlllldddd!!!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 Some items of interest from the Shadesmar(t) mail order catalog: Always misplacing your glasses? Have another item of importance that you are always misplacing (dentures, wallet, etc)? Let our genuine Nalthian Awakener solve your problem with a simple command "Come When I Call". Never again will you struggle to find the unfindable, your precious item will always be just a call away.*Note, the item to be so awakened must needs be sent to our dispatch center in Silverlight, please allow 3 to 6 months for return delivery of awakened item. Scadrian reusable handwarmer medallions. Perfect for the gentleman adventurer heading up to the Northern frozen expanses. Using a patented system combining feruchemical brass, nicrosil, aluminum and harmonium, these amazing handwarmers can be used by anyone and are rechargeable. To recharge them, simply submerge them into piping hot water while holding them in your hand. Guaranteed to not explode 90% of the time. The Rosharan dream projector fabrial, the Dreaminator 1200. Truly a marvel of the modern age, using a patented combination of the surges of Illumination and Spiritual Adhesion this little beauty can project a fully realized visualization of the wearer's dream. Here are some testimonials from some satisfied customers: "I am now a free and liberated woman, thanks to my Dreaminator 1200. When I saw that my ex-husband dreamed of me as a chull's backside wearing a wig and lipstick, I knew that I had to set a different course in my life. I am now happily married to a merchant of the 9th dahn, and am now completely content and happy with my lot in life. Little Bobbybbob and Susieisus now have a chance for a better life, and I am comforted by the dreams of my new hubby nightly, as he dreams mostly of abstractions like continents burning with a yellow gold flame, stripe faced servants rising up and wearing the heads of their former masters in a kabuki style pantomime of destruction, while I stand atop a mountain of charred and blackened skulls, looking ravashing in a gown the color of blood. Much better than that Chull nonsense". -Tara "My most trusted associate can now sift through the subconsciously submerged yet pertinent details of my variably intelligent mind each day, and for this, I am truly grateful as it helps immensely with my drawings, particularly my diagrams." -Mr. T The Pen is mightier than the sword pen. These little beauties are made from genuine splinters of Dakhor monk bone making them impervious to any physical blunt force trauma. Truly this imperishable pen is an heirloom quality article that can be passed down for generations to come. Also, one special feature of these little gems is that in a pinch they can be used to transport their owner to a different location, but use this feature sparingly as the pen will have to be stabbed through the beating heart of another person for this effect to be so engaged. If you happen to be on Scadrial, look for our weekly ads featuring new and exciting products in your local broadsheets. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RShara she/her Posted May 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 I love these! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger he/him Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 Suffering from Humans: A Guide to Maintaining your Calm and Advising your Radiant This time unspoiled by Lift Why 9 pancakes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking he/him Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 Honor Begone!! Sick of oaths and pesky ideals buy Honor begone and watch your guilt disappear! Moash Begone!!! Shardblade meet Moash you know the rest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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