The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 I've heard of them, just never played them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 (edited) NEVER MIND THIS POST WAS NINJA'D. Edited November 9, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted November 11, 2022 Report Share Posted November 11, 2022 On 6/7/2019 at 10:43 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said: What a coinciDANCE I'm bringing this post back to light and starting a thread for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 I am back here after a long absence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 I have returned from a place and I am back from the place which I left to which I am now back from where I did nothing except for everything but all the things I didn’t do and everything I would never do and I played music and let’s not ever talk about it again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 TELL ME YOUR SECRETS, @The Halcyon Girl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 Hehe... I'm here now. Now, a story: There once was a dog. He was a very happy dog. One day, he went to the dog park. He got bullied by another dog. That day, he went home very sad, and cried himself to sleep. The next day, the dog didn't get up. He had accidentally murdered his pet hamster in his sleep, and was feeling very depressed. He stayed in his dog bed, weeping. His owner walked up to him and asked "Wherefore, my pup, dost thou weepest?" The dog replied: "I hath been bullied, and murdered the small swine that was mine. Dear owner, what sooth dost though have?" The owner hesitated, then replied: "Thou needest therapy, dear pup." And so that day, the dog and the owner went to the therapist. The dog soon recovered from his trauma, and the owner became very poor, because therapy is expensive. The End. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 I WANTED TO GIVE YHAT REP BUT IM ALREADY OUT. HUMPH. 21 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said: TELL ME YOUR SECRETS, @The Halcyon Girl. Wellll… Quote I went to my great-uncle’s funeral, for which I stayed at my grandparent’s for two days. It felt incredible to be able to no more school. And also I played violin and my mom played piano at the funeral (“Nearer, my God, to Thee) and it was okay of a performance and also I had a lot of ponderations during the funeral about how death gives life new meaning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 If she weighs the same as a duck. She's a witch! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 I think everyone here has lost possession of their sanity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 You ever heard of Monty Python? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 17 hours ago, Telrao said: Hehe... I'm here now. Now, a story: There once was a dog. He was a very happy dog. One day, he went to the dog park. He got bullied by another dog. That day, he went home very sad, and cried himself to sleep. The next day, the dog didn't get up. He had accidentally murdered his pet hamster in his sleep, and was feeling very depressed. He stayed in his dog bed, weeping. His owner walked up to him and asked "Wherefore, my pup, dost thou weepest?" The dog replied: "I hath been bullied, and murdered the small swine that was mine. Dear owner, what sooth dost though have?" The owner hesitated, then replied: "Thou needest therapy, dear pup." And so that day, the dog and the owner went to the therapist. The dog soon recovered from his trauma, and the owner became very poor, because therapy is expensive. The End. ... WHAT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 2 minutes ago, Sequence said: ... WHAT. .TAHW ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 And that my liege is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 4 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: And that my liege is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped. You are very wise in the ways of science, Sir Bedevere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 It's been scientifically proven that the end of the world will occur and when it does it'll turn into banana cream pie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 2 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said: It's been scientifically proven that the end of the world will occur and when it does it'll turn into banana cream pie Do you know how to tell if someone is a witch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 Yeah doesn't everyone know how to tell which is which 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Do you know how to tell if someone is a witch? Well tell me, what do you do with witches? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 WE BURN THEM! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 What do you burn apart from witches? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 More witches! Shh! Wood! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 So, why do witches burn? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 B--... 'cause they're made of... wood? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 (edited) Gooooood! So, how do we tell if she is made of wood? Edited November 14, 2022 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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