Immortal Platypus Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *dodges away* I already said that can't hurt me probably. I've never tested {Redacted} before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *sighs* *gets Dr Doofenzhmirtz and Perry the Platypus* “Guys this is Phillip the platypus, he needs friends, emotional support, and also to be killed. Please proceed.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 "Oh, right! Sorry." *Throws {Redacted for personal safety} instead* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Shouldn't we just accept the inevitable and just stop trying to kill Questions? He's important too. *Wins* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Fiiiiiiinnnee Questions can live. For now. *beats the homeless magic user* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *Coughs* You fool! I have been trained in your Jedi Arts by Count Dooku. *Coughs* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 (edited) "Um... Count Dooku was a Sith silly. He won't be able to train you in Jedi arts, you must be a sith. Perry, Doofenzhmirtz, get him instead!!" *Retrieves {Redacted for personal safety} from where it fell next to me because Nerdy missed* "And you thought I'd redact what could hurt me. I'd probably never mention it." *Collapses an entire forest of small trees on Nerdy* "And that's for trying to kill me. Perry, Doofenzhmirtz, you're next if you try to kill me. And Ms. Sedai318, you told them I was a normal platypus. You should have told them I was an immortal platypus. You've failed me. Do not fail me again or I will collapse a forest of small trees on you, too. Also, Perry, Doofenzhmirtz, I changed my mind, you can go home. Or, if you want to stay here, I always have room for more friends." *Can we just admire that I've been this up-to-date in school. It's hard. Edited November 16, 2022 by ImportantQuestions 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Yeah anywho… I win? Maybe? Pretty please? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 nope, not allowed for a non-platypus to win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Hmmmmmmmmmm *Apologises* Don't worry I'll leave you alone (maybe) *duplicates {redacted for personal safety} and yeets it very accurately at the mostly immortal platypus* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *It hits me* "ACK!!!! Just kidding. It didn't hurt. I told you I wouldn't tell you what could hurt me." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 "Well, scud." *thinks for a few moments* "Ah HAH! I know! Your natural predator - dingos!" *picks up dingo* "DINGO DOOM!!!" *yeets dingo at mostly immortal platypus* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 "Ha ha, a normal dingo could never defeat me!!" *Grows massive and dingo gets spiked on ankle barbs. Shrinks down and dead dingo falls off* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 “YOU SCUDDING CODFISH!” that dingo was just hungry and you killed him. maybe he had hopes and dreams. maybe he wasn’t even a he. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *sad* "That dingo had a life... he had a family!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 "It wasn't my fault. Why'd you through my natural enemy at me. Natural instinct." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *Pulls out black cat* LET THE BAD LUCK PARTY COMMENSE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *shatters mirror* YEAHHH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Uhh, UhHH. *Quickly looks up things that cause bad luck* 4! 9! 13! 17! 39! 666! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 I love bad luck!!!! *tips 666 saltshakers over* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *Contemplates Life* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Uhh, UhHH. *Quickly looks up things that cause bad luck* 4! 9! 13! 17! 39! 666! You did that too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 (edited) *sets up multiple ladders and walks under all of them* Weaklings - I already knew what causes bad luck! Haha! Edited November 16, 2022 by Telrao 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Yes A Coyote just passed me and it was heading north. Seems like good luck! *Said while in a theatre* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Macbeth! *said while in a theatre* That…that might have been too far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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