Edema Rue she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 That—that’s not how it works. Even semi-aquatic, egg laying mammals of action aren’t immune to balefire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 (edited) 17 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Lets try this translator. "Only water can harm me." Alright then. *Dumps bucket of water over the platypus. I don't recall saying that. and ow, but also doesn't kill me. Try again, or don't. Actually, please don't, most things don't feel good. That actually wasn't too bad though. you can do that again. 17 minutes ago, AesSedai318 said: That—that’s not how it works. Even semi-aquatic, egg laying mammals of action aren’t immune to balefire. But us immortal ones are, so there. I'm semi-aquatic, therefore invulnerable to all types of fire/explosions. Take that Mr. Explody Dude, AKA Wizard. Edited November 16, 2022 by ImportantQuestions 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *rises from the earth* *burps* *descends once again* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 why did you do that. either way, teach me how to remain hidden. It's always useful even if you're a mostly immortal platypus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *pokes head out of the ground* "Hmph. Imagine that." Telrao (in her smol floofy cat form) rises and levitates to where the mostly-immortal-platypus stands.*disappears back into the ground* "That, mostly immortal platypus, is how you hide. Become fully Immortal and take the powers that are owed. Then you shall remain unseen." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *Telrao explodes* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *Telrao reforms and slapps Wizard* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 I AM FREE! Sorry Telrao, but you are now stuck as part of Mashadar. I am free, gloriously FREE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *gives forsaken high fives, sends them off to kill da platypus* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *Sends three Gholam as a precaution* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *Releases dark magic and burps* "Hmm... doesn't taste too good." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *Wins. But like, seriously this time.* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *apologizes* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *Sneezes* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *sneefs* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *sneeches* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *Screeches* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *peaches* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Why does everyone *cough@AesSedai318 cough* want to kill me. I did nothing wrong. *tells forsaken as they arrive that if they don't attack me I won't utterly destroy me off the face of the universe. Forsaken attack anyway. Forsaken get destroyed of the face of the universe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *coughs.* I need a platypus to haunt me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 The human mind wishes to destroy the undestroyable, thus by saying you are indestructible, we immediately tried to find a way and failed. Welcome to the unkillable club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 My wizarding friend. Have you ever heard of Mat Cuathon? You aren’t quite as unkillable as you suspect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 26 minutes ago, AesSedai318 said: *coughs.* I need a platypus to haunt me I will split my soul in two and one part will inhabit my body and one part will haunt you. Happy? Also, I'd like to point out that I tried to say I wasn't immortal, just nearly so which I guess would be a similar effect 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 *Throws {Redacted} at the platypus* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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