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3 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:
 

of course my answer is write. You're only allowed to read this riddle once. Another good one is, "A plane crashes directly on the border between Washington and Montana. Where do you bury the survivors?"

 

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Well. The survivors shouldn't be buried. Also... Washington and Montana? ;) 

 

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2 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

 

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Well. The survivors shouldn't be buried. Also... Washington and Montana? ;) 

 

How did you quote that as me o.O

Just now, Shining Silhouette said:

Actually your answer was: "The forest collapsed on him, obviously"

*Eyes widen further*

HIDE HE'S IN KING'S WIT MODE!

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A murderer is chasing you. You run into a house and slam the door shut, locking it behind you. But it's flimsy and he's going to knock it down soon. In front of you are three 9-feet thick, lockable doors. Each one is labeled. They say, 

Pool of Alligators

Lion that Hasn't Eaten in Months

Roaring Fire

 

Which one do you go in?

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3 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

Which one do you go in?

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This one

3 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

Lion that Hasn't Eaten in Months

 

I hide from him in the spoiler boxes. It is warm and safe in here.

 

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2 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

This one

5 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

Lion that Hasn't Eaten in Months

 

I hide from him in the spoiler boxes. It is warm and safe in here.

He can get through the spoiler boxes.

Maybe.

Unless you have a good reason he can't.

BRIGHTLORD SIL!!

WHAT DID YOU DO!

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Just now, ImportantQuestions said:

Wizard, was it

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old age?

I'm pretty sure that one's correct. Again, tell me yes or no in spoiler tags.

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No.

Silhouette likes being Wit and he is incredible at it, just don't forget to check your skin and soul for burn marks afterwards.

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2 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:
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He can get through the spoiler boxes.

Maybe.

Unless you have a good reason he can't.

BRIGHTLORD SIL!!

WHAT DID YOU DO!

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Why did you do that Wit?

Ah, the questions of 'what' and 'why'! I'm afraid that your parents had that same reaction when they saw you for the first time!

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/all jokes

Also had to edit the post to save the soul of humanity :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

 

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I think it's another valid option, it's just wrong.

4 minutes ago, Robin Sedai said:

What the storm is happening here-

RIDDLES!!!!!!

Wizard is it

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allergies? Heatstroke? Hypothermia?

Also, is he lying face-down or face-up or on one of his sides?

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7 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said:

Ah, the questions of 'what' and 'why'! I'm afraid that your parents had that same reaction when they saw you for the first time!

 

I'm afraid that's going to leave a mark. Perhaps I should challenge you and rid us of your presence. :P

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Some pretty good riddles:

What 8 letter word can have a letter taken away and it still makes a word. Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the word?

You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?

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I'm proud of that one

What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? 

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

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Proud of this one too

 

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