Immortal Platypus Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 can i have the grater? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 While you are busy begging for a grater, I’m winning! What sound does a witch’s vehicle make? Spoiler Brrroom brrroom! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 I took the greater grater 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Don’t drop it through a sewer grate! The waiter asked me if I wanted a box for my leftovers. Spoiler I told him I’m not into fighting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 I'd win that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 I would most certainly not win a boxing match (unlike this thread). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 i probably wouldn't, but i would for my leftovers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 That’s fair. Keep the dream alive. Spoiler Hit the snooze button. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 my ASL teacher has a meme that's like "don't give up on your dreams," with him asleep at a desk as a tornado approaches 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 I need a poster like that. This joke is particularly relevant to me: I tell dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. Spoiler I guess that makes me a faux pa. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 that one got me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Yay! Time for Spoiler I’m afraid of speed bumps. Spoiler But I’m slowly getting over it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 don't recommend. much more fun to charge fast 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Gotta get some airtime. I’m so good at sleeping that Spoiler I can do it with my eyes closed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 if I could say one thing to everyone on earth I know what it'd be Spoiler one has escaped. 7.9 billion remain in the simulation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 This one’s so stupid: A fish swam into a wall Spoiler and said, “Dam!” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 The dam looked down at it Spoiler and said, "Dumb bass." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 That’s a good one Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? Spoiler In case they get a hole in one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Why was there a hat floating in the lake? Spoiler i don't know, but i have a free hat now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Time for another knock knock joke: Knock knock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 why now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Cause I feel like it. Also, I have a very important rap to share: ¿Dónde está la biblioteca? Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca Es el bigote grande, el perro, manteca Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño Cabeza es nieve, cerveza es bueno Buenos días, me gustas papas frías Bigote de la cabra ¡es Cameron Diaz! Yeah boi! Boi! Yeah! What? It's 2009 Word 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 I don't speak french 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather He/Him Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 What the Trell has this thread become? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 It has stayed as it always has been- random topics and posts with little rhyme or reason (aside from things like meme sprees). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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