Vyzkel he/he Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Greetings and salutations fellow mortal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 my 13 hour win... it was so nice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 All good things must come to an end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Indeedily doo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Yuppery Doo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Edema Rue she/her Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 I WANT um i want i want cookies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spark of Hope Oompa/Loompa/Doopidy/Doo Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 18 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: I WANT um i want i want cookies Wait there’s cookies? Can I have some too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 1 hour ago, Spark of Hope said: Wait there’s cookies? Can I have some too? Disclaimer: they may or may not be filled with hemalurgic spikes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 (edited) Lemme find Aredor’s list real quick. Edited September 8 by Vyzkel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spark of Hope Oompa/Loompa/Doopidy/Doo Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 12 minutes ago, Cinnamon said: Disclaimer: they may or may not be filled with hemalurgic spikes Hhhmmmmm well never mind then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Disclaimer: Disclaimers follow. (Neither the seller not the manufacturer will be liable for any brain damage arising from the use of this product. Void where prohibited except where not prohibited. Above terms subject to change without notice. Action figures sold separately. Actual price set by retailers. All research statistics are blatantly flagrant. All rights reserved. All sales final. Any other application constitutes fraud. At participating locations only. Alternate toy available for children under 3. Because some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, the above limitations may not apply to you. By continuing to use this system you indicate your awareness of and consent to these terms and conditions of use. Caveat emptor. Do not look at laser beam with remaining eye. Your results may vary. Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of a Shard, neglect, damage from improper or unauthorized repair, incorrect line voltage, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this joke list, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, sticks and stones, et al.). User assumes full liabilities. Some humor and satire included. Price and participation may vary. Not to be used for the other use. Words crossed out are to be disregarded unless they resemble spikes piercing words, in which case you should probably see your local spike cookie vendor. May be addictive. Must be 18 months or older to order. Prices subject to change without notice. No refunds available. There is a slight chance (between 12-87%) of Ruinous corruption; this may or may not cause the following side effects (including, but not limited to): delusions of grandeur, hallucinations, compulsive and destructive behavior, pain, headaches, voices in your head, pneumonia, heart attack, stoke, severe internal bleeding, and death. These side effects are not permanent and are perfectly normal. Please see your cookie vendor to see if Hemalurgy is right for you. No kandra were harmed in the making of this product. Some disclaimers may not apply to all participating victims participants. All constitutional rights are waved by use of this product. Irreparable damage may occur. Vendor is not liable for damaged packaging, bodies, or souls. There is always another secret. Surgeon's Warning: Spiking causes severe Investiture warping. Fragile. This side up. If normality persists for a period of time exceeding 30 days, consult with a Dark Alley representative near you. This may be a sign of chronic dementia. This side down. The information contained in this disclaimer is intended by the Dark Alley for the use of consumers only and may contain information that is privileged, confidential, and/or protected from disclosure by inapplicable laws. Contents of this disclaimer are under pressure. This disclaimer may be in part, whole, or wholesale plagiarized. Shake well before using. Batteries not included. Each set sold separately. Avoid prolonged exposure to this disclaimer. Do not read this disclaimer while driving a vehicle or operating heavy equipment. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is coincidental and intended by the author. Reading this disclaimer does not provide grounds for a legal dispute. Parental guidance suggested. Professional driver on a closed course. Do not attempt at home. See the owner's manual for more information.Trespassers will be spiked.˙ʍolloɟ llᴉʍ ʇxǝʇ pǝʇɹǝʌuᴉ ǝɹoW ˙ʎɔuǝᴉɔᴉɟɟǝ ƃuᴉpɐǝɹ ǝzᴉɯᴉxɐɯ oʇ uǝǝɹɔs ɹnoʎ ǝʇɐʇoɹ ǝsɐǝlԀ ˙uʍop ǝpᴉsdn sᴉ ɥɔᴉɥʍ 'uǝǝɹɔs ɹnoʎ ʇᴉɟ oʇ pǝʇʇɐɯɹoɟ uǝǝq sɐɥ ʇxǝʇ sᴉɥ┴ Approved by the FDA. Made in a facility that also processes wheat, eggs, and radioactive materials. ¡noʎ ploʇ 'ǝǝS White text included at no additional charge.Warning: Although the company has taken reasonable precautions to ensure no viruses are present in this product, the company cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage arising from the use of this cookie or attachments. The opinions expressed above are yours. They are not necessarily those of my employer or myself. The opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of my employer, not necessarily mine, and probably not necessary. This message represents the official view of the voices in my head. This disclaimer is available to the visually impaird.Calorie measurements are estimates only - Individual weight loss may vary.Cook Thoroughly.Cookies will be extended to those persons born before 1901, as long as they are accompanied by their parents. Do not leave unattended. Do not prepare in a toaster oven or nuclear facility. This supersedes any previous disclaimer: The above disclaimers may be inaccurate and cookies will be provided in case of Shardic intervention.) This is actually a really old thing from back when my brother was on the shard but it is the disclaimer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 1 hour ago, strmblsd said: Disclaimer: Disclaimers follow. (Neither the seller not the manufacturer will be liable for any brain damage arising from the use of this product. Void where prohibited except where not prohibited. Above terms subject to change without notice. Action figures sold separately. Actual price set by retailers. All research statistics are blatantly flagrant. All rights reserved. All sales final. Any other application constitutes fraud. At participating locations only. Alternate toy available for children under 3. Because some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, the above limitations may not apply to you. By continuing to use this system you indicate your awareness of and consent to these terms and conditions of use. Caveat emptor. Do not look at laser beam with remaining eye. Your results may vary. Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of a Shard, neglect, damage from improper or unauthorized repair, incorrect line voltage, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this joke list, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, sticks and stones, et al.). User assumes full liabilities. Some humor and satire included. Price and participation may vary. Not to be used for the other use. Words crossed out are to be disregarded unless they resemble spikes piercing words, in which case you should probably see your local spike cookie vendor. May be addictive. Must be 18 months or older to order. Prices subject to change without notice. No refunds available. There is a slight chance (between 12-87%) of Ruinous corruption; this may or may not cause the following side effects (including, but not limited to): delusions of grandeur, hallucinations, compulsive and destructive behavior, pain, headaches, voices in your head, pneumonia, heart attack, stoke, severe internal bleeding, and death. These side effects are not permanent and are perfectly normal. Please see your cookie vendor to see if Hemalurgy is right for you. No kandra were harmed in the making of this product. Some disclaimers may not apply to all participating victims participants. All constitutional rights are waved by use of this product. Irreparable damage may occur. Vendor is not liable for damaged packaging, bodies, or souls. There is always another secret. Surgeon's Warning: Spiking causes severe Investiture warping. Fragile. This side up. If normality persists for a period of time exceeding 30 days, consult with a Dark Alley representative near you. This may be a sign of chronic dementia. This side down. The information contained in this disclaimer is intended by the Dark Alley for the use of consumers only and may contain information that is privileged, confidential, and/or protected from disclosure by inapplicable laws. Contents of this disclaimer are under pressure. This disclaimer may be in part, whole, or wholesale plagiarized. Shake well before using. Batteries not included. Each set sold separately. Avoid prolonged exposure to this disclaimer. Do not read this disclaimer while driving a vehicle or operating heavy equipment. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is coincidental and intended by the author. Reading this disclaimer does not provide grounds for a legal dispute. Parental guidance suggested. Professional driver on a closed course. Do not attempt at home. See the owner's manual for more information.Trespassers will be spiked.˙ʍolloɟ llᴉʍ ʇxǝʇ pǝʇɹǝʌuᴉ ǝɹoW ˙ʎɔuǝᴉɔᴉɟɟǝ ƃuᴉpɐǝɹ ǝzᴉɯᴉxɐɯ oʇ uǝǝɹɔs ɹnoʎ ǝʇɐʇoɹ ǝsɐǝlԀ ˙uʍop ǝpᴉsdn sᴉ ɥɔᴉɥʍ 'uǝǝɹɔs ɹnoʎ ʇᴉɟ oʇ pǝʇʇɐɯɹoɟ uǝǝq sɐɥ ʇxǝʇ sᴉɥ┴ Approved by the FDA. Made in a facility that also processes wheat, eggs, and radioactive materials. ¡noʎ ploʇ 'ǝǝS White text included at no additional charge.Warning: Although the company has taken reasonable precautions to ensure no viruses are present in this product, the company cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage arising from the use of this cookie or attachments. The opinions expressed above are yours. They are not necessarily those of my employer or myself. The opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of my employer, not necessarily mine, and probably not necessary. This message represents the official view of the voices in my head. This disclaimer is available to the visually impaird.Calorie measurements are estimates only - Individual weight loss may vary.Cook Thoroughly.Cookies will be extended to those persons born before 1901, as long as they are accompanied by their parents. Do not leave unattended. Do not prepare in a toaster oven or nuclear facility. This supersedes any previous disclaimer: The above disclaimers may be inaccurate and cookies will be provided in case of Shardic intervention.) This is actually a really old thing from back when my brother was on the shard but it is the disclaimer Thanks, I couldn’t find it. Anyway, what is your guys’ favorite dessert? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 3 hours ago, Spark of Hope said: Wait there’s cookies? Can I have some too? yes we can ALL have cookies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 8 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: yes we can ALL have cookies I love cookies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reisleK she/her Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 2 hours ago, Cinnamon said: Disclaimer: they may or may not be filled with hemalurgic spikes Of what metal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 34 minutes ago, reisleK said: Of what metal? Lerasium. For no reason at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 but remember, they may or may not be 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reisleK she/her Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 17 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said: Lerasium. For no reason at all. So are we getting the power or is the power coming from us?? But I'll take the risk anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 1 hour ago, reisleK said: So are we getting the power or is the power coming from us?? But I'll take the risk anyway yes. all of the above. Also: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WAS ALMOST WINNING FOR A FULL DAY! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 You almost won for a full four minutes, too. What a shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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