Vargo Seldon he/him Posted March 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 Don't bother with the specifics . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 Okey dokey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vargo Seldon he/him Posted March 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 So, about five more of these. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer he/him Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 Here's my conundrum: I already added 'contributor to the Longest Thread' to my résumé. (Future employers are going to be so impressed.) Unfortunately, this thread keeps growing at an unfathomable rate. If you keep this up, there is a small chance that this thread might overtake the original Longest thread to become the longest thread. I can't be bothered to update my CV, so I'm left with two options. 1. Release a horrible, mutilating virus in this thread to simultaneously destroy the new posts of anyone in this region while discouraging further competitors, er, participants. 2. Make a post here so I can say I was a contributor. Obviously, I intend to do both. Yay! I'm the last poster. Thiss i5 so EXCi9ng jw jr%pdw2scAHHhHHH is H0RRIB1E v!RUSSS jnv &(dfouiane*tuh SAV3 yourselve9u gf8 !!B B(&*B *&!!!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 Nice try. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vargo Seldon he/him Posted March 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, Archer said: Here's my conundrum: I already added 'contributor to the Longest Thread' to my résumé. (Future employers are going to be so impressed.) Unfortunately, this thread keeps growing at an unfathomable rate. If you keep this up, there is a small chance that this thread might overtake the original Longest thread to become the longest thread. I can't be bothered to update my CV, so I'm left with two options. 1. Release a horrible, mutilating virus in this thread to simultaneously destroy the new posts of anyone in this region while discouraging further competitors, er, participants. 2. Make a post here so I can say I was a contributor. Obviously, I intend to do both. Yay! I'm the last poster. Thiss i5 so EXCi9ng jw jr%pdw2scAHHhHHH is H0RRIB1E v!RUSSS jnv &(dfouiane*tuh SAV3 yourselve9u gf8 !!B B(&*B *&!!!!!! Quite a problem there. I have a great idea though. You can forget the virus thing, drop it on some South American country or something, and just switch allegiances! In three easy steps, you can become a last poster too! So here's what you have to do: denounce the Longest Thread (over here, of course) Start posting like a madman here and never post on The Longest Thread again Bonus step: Put the banner in your sig. Now you can doubly impress employers. And have awesome bragging rights with all of your friends and family. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 *wins despite dual allegiance* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 *hides from Ark* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 Just now, Lunamor said: *hides from Ark* Hee hee hee, I'm gonna gitcha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 Just now, Ark1002 said: Hee hee hee, I'm gonna gitcha *makes sure not to go into the basement* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 38 minutes ago, Lunamor said: *makes sure not to go into the basement* *Sighs in disappointment and disarms the bomb* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 *is proud of clevernessness* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 Just now, Lunamor said: *is proud of clevernessness* *Hemalurgically removes cleverness* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 *still has another ness left* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 Hee hee hee, I'm gonna get that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 *hides the that* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 Hey Luuuunaaa, come into this alley over here, I want to, uh, show you something 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ark1002 said: Hey Luuuunaaa, come into this alley over here, I want to, uh, show you something *starts running in opposite direction of alley* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 “I’ll come!” *BoS walks over into alley* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 37 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: “I’ll come!” *BoS walks over into alley* Don’t do it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows she/her Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 *Sticks out tongue rudely* “Screw you!” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: *Sticks out tongue rudely* “Screw you!” *has feelings hurt* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 5 hours ago, Vargo Seldon said: You can forget the virus thing, drop it on some South American country or something, and just switch allegiances! What did South America do to you, Vargo? 5 hours ago, Ark1002 said: I am confusion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 31, 2019 Report Share Posted March 31, 2019 55 minutes ago, AonEne said: I am confusion. I think the topic was deleted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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