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AUTOMATIC SNIPERS

Tion rushes to answer the door. "Hi, can I help you?"

"No, actually, I can help you! You guys are going to investigate Villin and Eivel Corporation for Child Welfare, right?"

"Yes," Tion says, confused.

"I can get you in. My name's Jeremy, and I want to see them taken down. However, we can't leave until tomorrow night. Can I sleep here?" Jeremy said.

"Oh! Alright! Except I'd better give you a tour so you can make your way to the secret bunker if there's an attack.(insert tour here) You can sleep in the guest bedroom. I used to have a whole lot more people here. I don't know where they went. I'm sure they're fine and will SHOW UP before long."

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Off topic, but I was trying to help a little kid play a video game, and after a solid minute of him swinging his axe at Beedle the Bard in an attempt to make him give up his arrows, I had to tell him “Use your words, not your axe”. 

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34 minutes ago, Vapor said:

A duck runs in and starts quacking. Looking down at its feet, it seems embarrassed and becomes blurred before changing into a stranger in a cloak.

No.

33 minutes ago, FriarFritz said:

"Was I in the bunker?" asks Fritz whilst munching a corn chip.

"Yes, actually! This is Jeremy, and he's here to help us investigate Villin and Eivel Corporation for Child Welfare. We're going tomorrow night, so get some sleep!"

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Jeremy will now proceed to betray me while I am asleep. My weakness is gray jackets, and the explanation(read Steelheart) is that my mother tried to strangle me with one when I was a baby :) woo hoo bad moms

 

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