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The Happy Inquisitor: A Restaurant


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14 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Lunamor narrowed his eyes. No one had told him about any forms. Who had sent this inspector?

”I have not filled this out.”

"I see..." He writes something down and sighs. "The sink needs to go. It's mere existence is in violation of Tower law.. How did the burn marks get here? And don't say horneater food, anything that hot requires a Regulated goods permit, WHich I must say  I doubt."

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25 minutes ago, Ookla the Silver said:

"I see..." He writes something down and sighs. "The sink needs to go. It's mere existence is in violation of Tower law.. How did the burn marks get here? And don't say horneater food, anything that hot requires a Regulated goods permit, WHich I must say  I doubt."

Lunamor crossed his arms, huffing.

”Remind me who sent you?”

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The Soundtrack (which had momentarily become silent, enthralled by the delicious stew), began playing tense music 

5 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Lunamor crossed his arms, huffing.

”Remind me who sent you?”

 

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Silver said:

"The government." He says, deadpan.

 

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9 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

“You’re going to have to more specific.”

Lunamor glanced at one of the smoking bottles.

He sighs and pulls out a paper  "I Navani Kholin, as is my right of Queen of Urithiru, aniot the bearer of this writ as a vessel for the laws on sanitation and foodstuffs. This includes the safety, and cleanness of the workspace, as well as ensuring all parties have filled out the proper forms and regulations." He recites 
"And no, you can't just rip it. I'll just go and get a new one and give you a fine"

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1 minute ago, Ookla the Silver said:

He sighs and pulls out a paper  "I Navani Kholin, as is my right of Queen of Urithiru, aniot the bearer of this writ as a vessel for the laws on sanitation and foodstuffs. This includes the safety, and cleanness of the workspace, as well as ensuring all parties have filled out the proper forms and regulations." He recites 
"And no, you can't just rip it. I'll just go and get a new one and give you a fine"

Now Lunamor was just mad. Why had no one informed him of this?

”I must speak to your manager.”

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Why did you make me do this (:P)

 

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4 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Now Lunamor was just mad. Why had no one informed him of this?

”I must speak to your manager.”

 

"I sent a letter 3 weeks ago... but if you wish you can put in form 34br, requests for health and safety apeals. You can talk to my mangers then."

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It's silly 😁 

 

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1 minute ago, Ookla the Silver said:

"I sent a letter 3 weeks ago... but if you wish you can put in form 34br, requests for health and safety apeals. You can talk to my mangers then."

 

“This is a restaurant. We receive no couriers.”

Lunamor sighed.

”Form 34br, may I have him?”

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35 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

“This is a restaurant. We receive no couriers.”

Lunamor sighed.

”Form 34br, may I have him?”

He pulls out a briefcase and grabs a paper. "Here. Fill it out and they will get back to you in 3-4 business days"

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18 minutes ago, Ookla the Silver said:

He pulls out a briefcase and grabs a paper. "Here. Fill it out and they will get back to you in 3-4 business days"

Lunamor snatched it, reading it over. He still didn’t trust this strange man.

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Is there anything suspicious on the paper? :P

 

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5 hours ago, Ookla the Silver said:

It's all in azish.

Lunamor let out a very, very long sigh. He stuck his head out of the kitchen.

”DOES ANYONE READ AZISH?”

1 hour ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

"HEY!" Elan shouts, "WHERE IS MY DRINK?!"

“HE IS COMING, I MUST DEAL WITH HEALTH INSPECTION FIRST!”

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Just now, Lunamor said:

Lunamor let out a very, very long sigh. He stuck his head out of the kitchen.

”DOES ANYONE READ AZISH?”

“HE IS COMING, I MUST DEAL WITH HEALTH INSPECTION FIRST!”

"No, no you can go deal with them. Horneater white is sterile."

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2 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Lunamor let out a very, very long sigh. He stuck his head out of the kitchen.

”DOES ANYONE READ AZISH?”

“HE IS COMING, I MUST DEAL WITH HEALTH INSPECTION FIRST!”

Elan passes out again. "0 stars. Slow service."

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21 minutes ago, Ookla the Silver said:

"No, no you can go deal with them. Horneater white is sterile."

He scoffed at the idea of being told what to do. But a one star review… Lunamor turned to face Dreamsmith, one of the new waiters.

”Please come in here and, uh, keep health inspector company.”

Lunamor really, really didn’t trust this man.

He grabbed two empty cups and a bottle of white, pouring a tiny splash into one and a fair sized amount into the other. He hurried over Ash and set down the full cup, then went to the sleeping man and gave him the tony cup.

@Ookla-The-Stick

@Ookla the Prehistoric

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2 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

He scoffed at the idea of being told what to do. But a one star review… Lunamor turned to face Dreamsmith, one of the new waiters.

”Please come in here and, uh, keep health inspector company.”

Lunamor really, really didn’t trust this man.

He grabbed two empty cups and a bottle of white, pouring a tiny splash into one and a fair sized amount into the other. He hurried over Ash and set down the full cup, then went to the sleeping man and gave him the tony cup.

@Ookla-The-Stick

@Ookla the Prehistoric

Elan downed the contents. It burned as it went down his throat, and he snapped awake. "WHAT IS THIS?!" He roared. "I WANTED THE METALBORN SNAP! IT'S WHAT I ORDERED! -5/5 STARS!" He shouts.

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