whattheHoid she/her Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 Odium came by and further shattered the stars alignment till the whole Cosmere came out of alignment. Still even this could not shake the love or caresses shared between Renarin, Kaladin and whattheHoid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 (edited) Then, the ghanderflaffles brought out their ultimate attack. They launched great heaping balls of pet dander, pollen, peanuts, tomatoes, more pollen, hair, and dust at their enemy, while simultaneously spitting in the face of the Geneva Convention. Edited February 15, 2019 by The Technovore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 Butt Venture came with the spirit of his dead Fartomancer Master and Farted in their general direction which made General Direction very happy as he had a grudge against the Ghanderflaffles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 (edited) Donald Trump has joined the server! Unfortunately Edit: I just realized this was my 101st post. What a weird 101st post this was. Edit 2: Wow every time I post the words Donald Trump in a thread that thread gets super quiet. Wonder why. Edited February 15, 2019 by Le Sigh 101st post 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 Uncle Brandy spilled vodka on him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 Donald Trump told Uncle Brandy he was fired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 Butt Venture came in with Elend Venture, no relation and both Fartomancied all over Trump.. He sizzled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 Donald Trump died of sizzling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 A squad of Americans descended from the heavens in their pair of 1977 Chevy Pickups. They knelt by Donald Trump and took off their maga hats as a bald eagle cried in the distance. Then, one of them lifted Trump into the back of a pickup while the other three poured out cans of bud light, then, they ascended into the heavens again, whooping and firing their shotguns mournfully. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 Dalinar, also known as DadShard, broke up the group as their mournful shooting was keeping the neighbors up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 1 hour ago, The Technovore said: A squad of Americans descended from the heavens in their pair of 1977 Chevy Pickups. They knelt by Donald Trump and took off their maga hats as a bald eagle cried in the distance. Then, one of them lifted Trump into the back of a pickup while the other three poured out cans of bud light, then, they ascended into the heavens again, whooping and firing their shotguns mournfully. I'm dying. The Muricans Trump supporters then shot at him with their Mourning Shotguns. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 Dalinar United the bullets into one and pushed it back to them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 Hoid took Donald Trump’s place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 Quote What is this? Is it like the superfight? *Summons shard Moash* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Sigh Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 (edited) All of the supporters died. Now the Americans had to elect a new president. They chose... wait WHAT?! NINJA'D AGAIN!!! THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME FOOLS!!! As president of the United States of America, President Hoid elected Shard Moash as Vice President. Edited February 16, 2019 by Le Sigh ninja'd ;-; 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 Shard Moash severs the constitution’s soul and fires the Congress. Best Hoid make all the decisions 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 Best Hoid let's everyone do what they want and free beers every Saturday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore he/him Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 Unfortunately this tanked the economy and utterly ruined the beer industry because it couldn’t keep up with the hopeless demand, especially since they weren’t being paid for it. This of course shocked Hoid, who had not expected any consequences to come of this whatsoever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 Hoid proceeded to pass over the job to someone more competent, Butt Venture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 But Butt was about to be assassinated. (see TLT) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Hoid took the bullet and survived as did Butt as he is mostly Invested hot air! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 Narrator Firerust was disappointed that the use of bolding words had been neglected in this thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid she/her Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 "And that is the story of how bolded letters came into being in this thread." Said Butt Venture to his grandchildren. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 One thing lead to another. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 he/him Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 (edited) No! Y'all can't turn the middle ground between us into TLT! Words can be bolded, but you can't have your own characters. We have no characters! The only plot-like thing that happened in TLPW was when the happy inquisitor was started. Edited February 19, 2019 by beantheboy12 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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