Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 Quiver, care to join me to defend the honor of Scroungers? *extends a hand*Who is the scrounges and why are we defending their honour? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeatherWriter she/her Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 It's a story that I write, Elsa. You might want to look at this post: http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/8530-the-newcago-court/page-17#entry141048 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 I'll do it for him. In the name of CHAOS! Ashiok, you are upholding your oath as a Featherfarmer then? We'll be here to keep you fed throughout this skirmish. Nope, it's for the Waffles. I've finished it. You can see it below. Thanks, Panda. It's nice! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 It's a story that I write, Elsa. You might want to look at this post: http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/8530-the-newcago-court/page-17#entry141048Thanks!Is it fanfics? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lwd24era he/him Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 Yes. Pacific Rim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 Yes. Pacific Rim.Sweet ! I love fanfics. I've written a couple myself, not about Brandon Sanderson books though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 Sweet ! I love fanfics. I've written a couple myself, not about Brandon Sanderson books though. Unsurprisingly, they're Frozen fanfics 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 (edited) Unsurprisingly, they're Frozen fanfics Yes there's one with jelsa in it too. My personal favourite. Yours? Edited May 26, 2014 by Elsa Steelheart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 (edited) I would just like to point out that this is now not only longer than the Featherblade topic, but also longer than Elsa's welcome thread. This is crazy. More chocolate to cope, anyone? Chocolate snowcones? We have plenty chocolate. Um. Also. Speaking of yellow snowcones. Lemon flavour? Edited May 26, 2014 by Delightful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 I would just like to point out that this is now not only longer than the Featherblade topic, but also longer than Elsa's welcome thread. This is crazy. More chocolate to cope, anyone? Chocolate snowcones? We have plenty chocolate. Um. Also. Speaking of yellow snowcones. Lemon flavour? They're lemon i promise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 Its a kids movie. It's gotta be lemon. ......right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 Its a kids movie. It's gotta be lemon. ......right? Ihope so. Otherwise i have been lied to for my entire life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 Ihope so. Otherwise i have been lied to for my entire life. ....The tooth fairy.....doesn't exist.....I'm sorry. *flees* Seriously. People lie to kids all the time. So.....lets just hope and pray the the Yeti likes lemon. That he grows in the ice. Or maybe he has a backdoor into paradise or something. Or maybe he just lives on the outskirts of Newcargo by the lemon grove, and Kobold King knows exactly where he lives.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 ....The tooth fairy.....doesn't exist.....I'm sorry. *flees* *breaks down crying* Why did you say that to me? What else have i been lied to about. Aside from the fact that the primary colors arent red, yellow and blue. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 (edited) *breaks down crying* Why did you say that to me? What else have i been lied to about. Aside from the fact that the primary colors arent red, yellow and blue. Wait, they're not? Oh theyre like Magenta and Cyan, right? I once heard a guy tell his kid that aeroplanes have bent wings so they'll fit into the hangar. *shakes head*. I dont know anything about aerodynamics and I can tell the guy had no idea what he was on about. "It's ok Kaladin. The cold won't bother you anyway. The rain won't bother you. The other kids really do like you. The Voidbringers will eat you if you misbehave....." Pattern: mmmm....liesss..XD Edited May 26, 2014 by Delightful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 *breaks down crying* Why did you say that to me? What else have i been lied to about. Aside from the fact that the primary colors arent red, yellow and blue. There, there...you can bloody stop crying now. See? I made you honeycakes in the shape of foxhead medallions. Wipe those tears, wash your hands, and get yourself on the table with the Princess, like the good boy you are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomeness Summoned he/him Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 (edited) I didn't see anywhere that Newcago had a logo while every other faction seemed to have one now so I threw a little something together for it. Edit: Here is a smaller version for using in either your signature or profile icon. Edited May 26, 2014 by Awesomeness Summoned 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 Thank you so much. I love it! I've switched over already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 Yup. That's definitely better then the one I made. (How do you add pictures to your signatures?) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 (edited) I didn't see anywhere that Newcago had a logo while every other faction seemed to have one now so I threw a little something together for it. Anyone want a snowcone? Edit: Here is a smaller version for using in either your signature or profile icon. Wow!! I love it!!! It's amazing!!I have no idea how to make those and those are amazing! I love both logos Thanks Edited May 26, 2014 by Elsa Steelheart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted May 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 (edited) For the attention of the Court of Newcago and her Majesty, Queen Elsa Steelheart; Mi'Lady Steelheart In the first, allow me to apologise for my absence from Court. Matters both personal and private have required I undertake a leave of absence, not merely from Newcago, but from the Seventeen Lands themselves. Indeed, I currently write it, pen in hand and huddled over paper, from a cave in the very depths of the Featherwastes, which that monstress the Lady Feather calls a desert. Firstly, let not the name fool you; for while in the day, the desert does indeed burn and blister, at night it freezes. This, I feel, is further proof that the cold is meant to dominate this world, and I trust my observation spurs you onto that most righteous of course; the overthrow all of the Featherblades. Indeed, I trust it would be welcomed. In the cruel colds of my pilgrimage, I gaze upon thy banner and reflect. Winter is Coming, and this is not a bad thing. Your general freeze is preferably to Feathers stifling heat and bitter frost. Tis past time these feather dusters had this fact made known to them. Awesome, despite thy loyalty to the Waffle, thy coat of arms has greatly pleased her Majesty and earned her favour. The esteem thou has earned has reached even mine ears, isolated as I am in my solitary pilgrimage. I therefore urge you to cast off the buttery shackles of the Wafflerasium, and join our Court before it is too late. In absentia, Your ever-Loyal Knave and Knight, Quiver (I'm going on a slight inactive streak, so I expect the war to have been declared and won by the time of my return!) Edited May 27, 2014 by Quiver 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 (I'm going on a slight inactive streak, so I expect the war to have been declared and won by the time of my return!) I wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 he/him Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 (edited) Yes, Traitor Quiver, I hereby declare the war to be won by the Featherpeoples. Freedom and Strength Edited May 27, 2014 by Mailliw73 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 I didn't see anywhere that Newcago had a logo while every other faction seemed to have one now so I threw a little something together for it. Edit: Here is a smaller version for using in either your signature or profile icon. Wasing fantastic! Wasing of the impressing me very muchly! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 (edited) Awesome, despite thy loyalty to the Waffle, thy coat of arms has greatly pleased her Majesty and earned her favour. The esteem thou has earned has reached even mine ears, isolated as I am in my solitary pilgrimage. I therefore urge you to cast off the buttery shackles of the Wafflerasium, and join our Court before it is too late. In absentia, Your ever-Loyal Knave and Knight, Quiver What a mockery thou hath made of loyalty, Sir Quiver, when thou still call thyself Knave. Knave of the highest order, unscrupulous to the core. The Wafflesworn are loyal to Chaos and Mayhem, by virtue of the Syrup Storm, but we never attempt to sway one who hath pledged to another clan, to join our ranks. That thou hath done so now, that thou dareth to persuade our true Scadrian Waffle Cook, who brings sexy to all things waffle, is an affront indeed. Our services are open to Newcago Court, but not to thou, Sir Quiver, Sower of Discord. Our kitchens are closed to thy Machiavellian scheming, and will stay closed till thou hath vowed to reform. *said with one hand on hip, and much spatula waving* -- EDIT: Aaand, my rambling was for naught. Awesome has moved to the rank of Returned. The decision now lies with him if he will stay with The Wafflesworn even at such an esteemed stature. Edited May 27, 2014 by Quitecontrary 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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