SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 "Fine." *takes out hand axe* "If you are squeamish I suggest you look away." *walks over to the random table, places arm on it. ( noise of axe hitting table idk ) Cuts off arm, flips axe into the air. Grabs arm throws it into a basket. grabs the axe chops off leg. Wobbles as the arm and leg regenerate, puts away axe. Throws leg into basket. Takes out mop, cleans up blood.* "Well that was easy. Anything else?" *walks to the door, stops, looks back.* "I will want some of that food." *leaves* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Yes, you did at that, Theorymaker (Ghostblood killer). Ashiok, leave him be. Observers won him fair and square. And Peng is now Wafflesworn so all good. For now, my problem is the pilfering and tilted kitchen. Let's prep a contract for The Observer's Guild. Your Majesty, Queen Elsa, Princess Delightful, your esteemed court should not have to pay for the pilfering that Observers do. We are happy to absorb these losses and not charge you so long as you ensure that Observers take their own catering contract with us. Otherwise, you will keep funding the Elsecalling they've been doing (by feeding them waffles). Here, take cupcakes. The snowflake designs are all tilted, because our kitchen staff was Elsecalled by the Observers while making it. They have definitely NOT been just observing. If I remember correctly, it was you who SET THE KITCHEN STAFF ON ME. I was acting in pure self-defense. Also, I harmed no-one in the process. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Thank you for reminding me. I think it was because the peace treaty was off then, and you did try to sway a potential Wafflesworn. Anyhow, let's have waffles and peace. *hands him a plate of waffles and a contract for services to The Observers* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 (edited) Quiet! I will not have squabbling in this court. Waffelsworn, Observers, you may each send one representative to make your case. Her Majesty Queen Elsa Steelheart and I shall rule based on logical argument, not this incessant bickering. Leftinch, will you kindly scribe the meeting? For the meantime, no Observers whatsoever have permission to enter the Wafflesworn kitchen in Newcago, which will be strictly guarded, They may order takeaway, should the Wafflesworn deign to do them the service. Am I clear? *sweeps the room with an imperious gaze* Edit: Ah, thank you quitecontrary for attempting to make peace. Elsa and I will be carefully watching. We want no war here. Edited May 30, 2014 by Delightful 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 (Dammit, looks like the free food is gone... for now) There won't be any need for negotiations, Delight. We aren't children who are bickering over scraps. Thank you for reinstating the peace, contrary. Here, you can have this (tosses contrary a toy panda). (That's right, it's him! Sanderson Elimination Quick Fix Game 2 is up for signing up! Who wants to join?) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 It appears my services might no longer be needed for now, so I will go back to the shelves. But first, Contrary, watch that panda. We've seen what stuffed bears can do in Alcatraz, and a panda is probably more dangerous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 (edited) It appears my services might no longer be needed for now, so I will go back to the shelves. But first, Contrary, watch that panda. We've seen what stuffed bears can do in Alcatraz, and a panda is probably more dangerous. The Toy Panda is locked in a place where it can do no harm, Master Leftinch. We scanned it and found a bug inside (typical of the Observers). But it's sooooooooo cute! I couldn't possibly throw it away. Edited May 31, 2014 by Quitecontrary 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Bug? What bug? I swear to the Other God that I did not put a bug in it. ... Did the panda put the bug inside itself? ... (The toy panda's smile looks a bit wider than usual) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 It appears my services might no longer be needed for now, so I will go back to the shelves. But first, Contrary, watch that panda. We've seen what stuffed bears can do in Alcatraz, and a panda is probably more dangerous.Your services? Does that mean you're still part of Newcago Court? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 (edited) Don't worry M'Queen, is just meant my immediate services. I am still a loyal servant to the Frozen Royalty. Edited May 31, 2014 by Leftinch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Don't worry M'Queen, is just meant my immediate services. I am still a loyal servant to the Frozen Royalty. I've been wondering, Master Leftinch. How do you keep your archives dry in this castle? All shelves are made of ice! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 If I told you I'd have to soulcast you into smoke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 And I'd have found a way to resist. A stick did, after all. You also could've spared the threat, and just told me if it was a secret. THAT is one thing cooks understand. Secret ingredients, secret recipes. Secrets to dry books in melting icy shelves... *sits down at a table, grabs a shardspork, sticks it in a fresh hot waffle, and waits for the head scholar to respond* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 And I'd have found a way to resist. A stick did, after all. You also could've spared the threat, and just told me if it was a secret. THAT is one thing cooks understand. Secret ingredients, secret recipes. Secrets to dry books in melting icy shelves... *sits down at a table, grabs a shardspork, sticks it in a fresh hot waffle, and waits for the head scholar to respond* Who is the head scholar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 That'd be me M'Queen. I tend to be irritable in true scholarly form unless fed large amounts of Schwaffles. As a god three times over I hope that I could turn a cook into smoke, although considering you make the best Schwaffles there is no way I ever would. As for my secret, well lets just say I try and keep things from getting messy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 (edited) Double post, but totally unrelated. I've been downvoting the spam-bots so that I can see what all the negative ranks are, I ask the court to come and help me in my crusade! Edit: It appears I've reached my limit for downvotes today.... Fight for me! I've got them to a Hoed, let us see how much of a monster these bots truly are! Edited May 31, 2014 by Leftinch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Double post, but totally unrelated. I've been downvoting the spam-bots so that I can see what all the negative ranks are, I ask the court to come and help me in my crusade! Head Scholar Leftinch, can you confirm that there are new negative rep levels? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 There's at least the -10 which is a Hoed. (I can't even remember what those are... the mindless Elantrians maybe?) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 There's at least the -10 which is a Hoed. (I can't even remember what those are... the mindless Elantrians maybe?) Yeah. And below those is Beheaded Inquisitor. I don't think they've been changed from Claincy's thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomeness Summoned he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 (edited) If you hadn't seen it Leftinch, Claincy has a running list of the reputation levels in the Fourth Post of the New Repution Levels thread. Edited May 31, 2014 by Awesomeness Summoned 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 So what? lets down vote the Investiture out of the Lifeless Spambots 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Is there no way to just take those posts down, as well as block the member/sender completely? I've been downvoting them as well, but it's still annoying to see them in the Recent Posts column. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Is there no way to just take those posts down, as well as block the member/sender completely? I've been downvoting them as well, but it's still annoying to see them in the Recent Posts column. It can probably be done, but none of the staff is online. Probably because it's Saturday. GASP. The spam bots have learned our culture and have exploited our weakness! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeatherWriter she/her Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 If y'all would report spambots one of the admins will take care of them. It's much more efficient than trying to downvote them or something. As I believe has been said, the negative rep levels are already pretty well documented. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 But its fun! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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