Kobold King he/him Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Only a deserter thinks of such thoughts in the first place. I'm no deserter. If anything, I'm a... desserter. YEAAAAAAAH! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Congrats, Kobold. You have the 600th post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 There we Go, there's a Thread for the War. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyPilgrim he/him Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 What has even happened to this thread? I take a semi forum hiatus for a couple weeks and I miss about 500 posts? I have failed M'Lady, and am torn in my allegiances. Do I follow the Lady, or do I follow my older leader, Him of Chaos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 So Far, Nobody has voted for the Courts to Win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Maybe it's because there are no Courts in the options... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Voting for the Court to win is like voting for winter to come. And, to quote Ned Stark, Winter is Coming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Fine. I'll put Courts as an Option. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 (edited) What has even happened to this thread? I take a semi forum hiatus for a couple weeks and I miss about 500 posts? I have failed M'Lady, and am torn in my allegiances. Do I follow the Lady, or do I follow my older leader, Him of Chaos?You have not failed me, Lord Grey Pilgrim.You had just taken a break, people miss posts because of their timezones as well, you are a loyal member of the Newcago Court. Why has The Lord Ruler declared war? Surely I do not remember doing anything cruel to start a war. *rapidly eats a snowcone* Edited June 6, 2014 by Elsa Steelheart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeatherWriter she/her Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 With a sudden pained shout, the lady Feather clutches her eyes, her illusion of normalcy dissapating and revealing the spikes she wears beneath. Suddenly, she stiffens, her demeanor entirely changed as the hemalurgic power takes hold. A small smile crosses her lips. "The Lord Ruler has declared war against you, Queen Elsa, until either you or Princess Delightful changes your icon to something different. The Overlord of the forums has thus decreed that the similar icons are too confusing, and therefore one or both of you must change. He calls his spiked admins and moderators to the cause. Until the change occurs, let the war commence!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 You just exist. He is the admin. He does whatever the blazes he wants 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos he/him Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Seriously why on earth is the admin declaring war on the clan that has about 8 of the highest ranked people in the land. The largest/quickest growth TWICE! And we're the most organized clan by far. I sneer at your "most organized" clan. Bah. Order. I am the incarnation of chaos. Order will always fall to entropy. It has already begun, like the beginning of a great avalanche. What has even happened to this thread? I take a semi forum hiatus for a couple weeks and I miss about 500 posts? I have failed M'Lady, and am torn in my allegiances. Do I follow the Lady, or do I follow my older leader, Him of Chaos? You know where your heart lies: in power and victory. I require your services at once. You know what you must do. You have not failed me, Lord Grey Pilgrim. You had just taken a break, people miss posts because of their timezones as well, you are a loyal member of the Newcago Court. Why has The Lord Ruler declared war? Surely I do not remember doing anything cruel to start a war. *rapidly eats a snowcone* I am the cruel one, Elsa. And you shall be destroyed or subjugated. It is the way of things. Two may not have the same avatar. It is one of the Ancient Laws. Do not worry. We shall give you a trial of fire. You just exist. He is the admin. He does whatever the blazes he wants See above about my comment about fire, my young Lord of Chaos. Newcagoans! Join me, to victory. You will be still allowed your worship of your former queen, when she comes under our banner. I am a kind ruler. It would be unwise for you to refuse this offer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 I sneer at your "most organized" clan. Bah. Order. I am the incarnation of chaos. Order will always fall to entropy. It has already begun, like the beginning of a great avalanche. You know where your heart lies: in power and victory. I require your services at once. You know what you must do. I am the cruel one, Elsa. And you shall be destroyed or subjugated. It is the way of things. Two may not have the same avatar. It is one of the Ancient Laws. Do not worry. We shall give you a trial of fire. See above about my comment about fire, my young Lord of Chaos. Newcagoans! Join me, to victory. You will be still allowed your worship of your former queen, when she comes under our banner. I am a kind ruler. It would be unwise for you to refuse this offer. I am the true queen of Newcago! I will not be overthrown!Though I will change my avatar so it is less confusing and will stop causing so much fuss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos he/him Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 I am the true queen of Newcago! I will not be overthrown! Though I will change my avatar so it is less confusing and will stop causing so much fuss. So you surrender so quickly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 So you surrender so quickly?Nay! We will contiue to fight this. Surely a queen can have her own avatar of her choice.And I am the true queen of Newcago! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos he/him Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Hah, good. I would not want to avoid sowing discord so soon... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Hah, good. I would not want to avoid sowing discord so soon... what is sowing discord? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos he/him Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Creating chaos, of course! Despair! War! All shall come to pass! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Creating chaos, of course! Despair! War! All shall come to pass! Newcago is a place of peace! We will be victorious! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos he/him Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Well, you better quickly learn the art of war, Elsa, if you wish to survive... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 *Fits magazine of copper-jacketed spikes into modified nailgun* I'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Joe Burns FeSteel and pushes the Nailgun out of Swimmingly's Hand. Then he summons his Featherblade, and holds it at Swimm's Throat. "My Lord Chaos, May I have Permission to start the War?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos he/him Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 "You do, my apprentice." "Do you really think bullets will do anything to me, Swimmingly?" I give a harsh Steelpush on the nailgun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 *Fits magazine of copper-jacketed spikes into modified nailgun* I'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir. Lord Swimmingly! Your rescue has saved Me! Thank you. Do you have a ice sword?Please help me and Newcago in this war. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Joe quickly Sweeps his Blade through Swimmingly's Throat. Swiimingly Collapses to the Floor, with Feathers sprouting From his Eyes. "My Lord Chaos. My Lady feather has seen fit to Bestow Featherblades on her Subjects. Do you have any Chaos Blades that I may claim as well?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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