Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 Wipe those tears, wash your hands, and get yourself on the table with the Princess, like the good boy you are. I would say that i remember farther back than you. And tell you to drop the use of boy but moiraine shot rand down when he said that. Its good that you remembered the medallion and didnt try to influence my emotions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 I would say that i remember farther back than you. And tell you to drop the use of boy but moiraine shot rand down when he said that. Its good that you remembered the medallion and didnt try to influence my emotions. Influence? The only influence I wield in here is inside the kitchens, which you aren't privy to. I will stop calling you boy when you stop acting like it. And since you have stopped crying, then I acknowledge your maturity now. Mistress of the Wafflesworn Kitchens means one thing - an honorary member of the Women's Circle. You know what that means. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 Influence? The only influence I wield in here is inside the kitchens, which you aren't privy to. I will stop calling you boy when you stop acting like it. And since you have stopped crying, then I acknowledge your maturity now. Mistress of the Wafflesworn Kitchens means one thing - an honorary member of the Women's Circle. You know what that means. Head for the hills? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver he/him Posted May 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 I mock not loyalty! Why, I am the very picture of such a thing! Am I not a Son of Honor himself? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 For the attention of the Court of Newcago and her Majesty, Queen Elsa Steelheart; Mi'Lady Steelheart In the first, allow me to apologise for my absence from Court. Matters both personal and private have required I undertake a leave of absence, not merely from Newcago, but from the Seventeen Lands themselves. Indeed, I currently write it, pen in hand and huddled over paper, from a cave in the very depths of the Featherwastes, which that monstress the Lady Feather calls a desert. Firstly, let not the name fool you; for while in the day, the desert does indeed burn and blister, at night it freezes. This, I feel, is further proof that the cold is meant to dominate this world, and I trust my observation spurs you onto that most righteous of course; the overthrow all of the Featherblades. Indeed, I trust it would be welcomed. In the cruel colds of my pilgrimage, I gaze upon thy banner and reflect. Winter is Coming, and this is not a bad thing. Your general freeze is preferably to Feathers stifling heat and bitter frost. Tis past time these feather dusters had this fact made known to them. Awesome, despite thy loyalty to the Waffle, thy coat of arms has greatly pleased her Majesty and earned her favour. The esteem thou has earned has reached even mine ears, isolated as I am in my solitary pilgrimage. I therefore urge you to cast off the buttery shackles of the Wafflerasium, and join our Court before it is too late. In absentia, Your ever-Loyal Knave and Knight, Quiver (I'm going on a slight inactive streak, so I expect the war to have been declared and won by the time of my return!) How long will you be gone for, Knave Quiver?Why are you in the Featherwastes? I look forward to your return, Knave. Best of luck, Queen Elsa Steelheart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 I mock not loyalty! Why, I am the very picture of such a thing! Am I not a Son of Honor himself? A legitimate Son, I hope? Because thy actions speak otherwise. Like thou hath forgotten the face of thy father (Dark Tower reference). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 A legitimate Son, I hope? Because thy actions speak otherwise. Like thou hath forgotten the face of thy father (Dark Tower reference).Quitecomtray, I have an idea for a new waffle recipe for the Wafflesworn.Waffles on a stick covered it chocolate. Boom. (You can say no, Don't worry just a random idea.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 The Wafflesworn are loyal to Chaos and Mayhem, by virtue of the Syrup Storm, ... Since when did Chaos the admin get such a fandom? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 Oh, did you not hear? The moderators have been replaced by Kandra set to take over the world. One website at a time. They are slowly gathering an army in case anyone finds out. *starts packing bags* So that they can then take them out. *flees* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 Well, it appears a Shroomie has discovered the world wide web's moderator take over. :Very Evil Grin: As a moderator from another nerd site, I have to say that the leakage in the 17th land is quite pathetic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 Well, it appears a Shroomie has discovered the world wide web's moderator take over. :Very Evil Grin: As a moderator from another nerd site, I have to say that the leakage in the 17th land is quite pathetic. Shroomie? *gasps* no no AquamarineBodies is a smurf. Who lives in the village Shroomie. Hang on. do you mean to tell me that I discovered a world wide conspiracy? Then opened my big mouth and told everyone? Well that smurfs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 Shroomie? *gasps* no no AquamarineBodies is a smurf. Who lives in the village Shroomie. Hang on. do you mean to tell me that I discovered a world wide conspiracy? Then opened my big mouth and told everyone? Well that smurfs. Well I did see there's a new group for the Shroomies. How many members are in the Shromies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 I have counted a grand total of....3? There's the Shroom himself, SATB, and PorridgeBrick. There may be others, but the Shroomies thread has not had the growth that yours has M'Queen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 Quitecomtray, I have an idea for a new waffle recipe for the Wafflesworn. Waffles on a stick covered it chocolate. Boom. (You can say no, Don't worry just a random idea.) Your Majesty, the Wafflesworn try to work with sticks as little as possible. They are stubborn things with an aversion to fire. However, we will attempt to make a Waffle on a stick for you if this is what you wish. Instead of covering it in chocolate, we will give you the pleasure of doing that by giving you a chocolate fondue with a batch of waffle sticks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 (edited) Your Majesty, the Wafflesworn try to work with sticks as little as possible. They are stubborn things with an aversion to fire. However, we will attempt to make a Waffle on a stick for you if this is what you wish. Instead of covering it in chocolate, we will give you the pleasure of doing that by giving you a chocolate fondue with a batch of waffle sticks. I am a stick. they suck like that. that's part of the reason I haven't officially joined the church of the stick. Edited May 27, 2014 by Matrim Bloody Cauthon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeatherWriter she/her Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 Oh, dearest Quiver. It is so very kind of you to visit me out in the Featherwastes. Inciting Malliw, the first and finest of my Featherblades, to a declaration of war? How kind fo you to let me know exactly where you are hiding, little arrow... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 Your Majesty, the Wafflesworn try to work with sticks as little as possible. They are stubborn things with an aversion to fire. However, we will attempt to make a Waffle on a stick for you if this is what you wish. Instead of covering it in chocolate, we will give you the pleasure of doing that by giving you a chocolate fondue with a batch of waffle sticks. I was being silly about the waffle sticks though haha.Could the Princess and I have a chocolate fondue though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 Sure. What kind of chocolate do you want? I have this nice swirl of white and milk chocolate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 Sure. What kind of chocolate do you want? I have this nice swirl of white and milk chocolate. That flavor sounds wonderful. Could we have that flavor please? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 sure. Have some marshmallows, cookies, fruit, brownies and waffles for dipping. Anything else? Feel free to ask... Oh yeah... we also have yellow flavor... But you don't want that... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 he/him Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 Yellow? Isn't that the flavor of Lemon? Or is it the butter one? Oh, dearest Quiver. It is so very kind of you to visit me out in the Featherwastes. Inciting Malliw, the first and finest of my Featherblades, to a declaration of war? How kind fo you to let me know exactly where you are hiding, little arrow... *blushes aw, milady, thank you for the praise. I just do my best to serve thee and protect thee from harm. But no war was declared, just the victory of one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 sure. Have some marshmallows, cookies, fruit, brownies and waffles for dipping. Anything else? Feel free to ask... Oh yeah... we also have yellow flavor... But you don't want that... Thank you so much. It all looks amazing.What is the yellow flavor? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 (edited) Its just like the snow cones... At least thats what we tell the children Not lemon or butter... the third one. Like snow Edited May 27, 2014 by Ashiok 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 he/him Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 You have pineapple snow too?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 that sounds cool. Now we do! but that isn't what i was talking about 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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