darniil he/him Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 What books would you give to the various ajahs, if you could? I'd probably give Gray's Anatomy and other medical texts to the Yellows, various science books to the Browns, and The Art of War and other strategy/tactics books to the Greens. Or, if you wouldn't give books, what else would you give? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelek he/him Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 I would give the Red's the entire lot of Nicholas Spark books and see how long it took them to get burned. My bet is about 45 seconds... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Whites: Atlas Shrugged Greens: Kama Sutra Yellows: A new copy of the PDR Black: The Satanic Verses Reds: A novelization of Chasing Amy (there was one in Japan). Blue: Robin Hood Brown: Guns, Germs, and Steel Gray: The Fall 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe ST he/him Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Brown: Guns, Germs, and Steel *pfft* small fry, wikipedia in da house! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyman he/him Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Whites: Atlas Shrugged For the Whites, I would go with something much more esoteric and technical. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeshdan he/him Posted December 13, 2011 Report Share Posted December 13, 2011 I'd give all the Black Ajah bibles. and give the Green Ajah WoK. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironeyes he/him Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 What if you gave them the WoT series itself? Their world would probably self-destruct. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyRioter she/her Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 I'd give most of the Red Ajah a boot to the head. I'd give the Brown Ajah the writings of Brian Green (the Elegant Universe and his other books, I think he's got three now). I'd give the Green Ajah Army At Dawn (it's a book about WW2). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikomis he/him Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 I'd give most of the Red Ajah a boot to the head. I'd give the Brown Ajah the writings of Brian Green (the Elegant Universe and his other books, I think he's got three now). I'd give the Green Ajah Army At Dawn (it's a book about WW2). Upvoted for your Red gift. Bwahaha. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironeyes he/him Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 I'd give the Brown Ajah Wikipedia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunyod he/him Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Greens: Kama Sutra Lmao, that's neat. Personally, I'd give Blue Ajah: Branden Sanderson's "Complete Cosmere Series" which includes more than 30 books upon finishing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Igolbug he/him Posted December 13, 2012 Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 Do not read if under 18 or if you are mature: Give the reds a dildo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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