Aluminum he/him Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 Feeling annoyed at all the current party candidates? If so then I've got a man for you. Kaladin Stormblessed is a man of the people. He's committed to ensuring a better, happier state for all of us humans. A successful leader Mr. Stormblessed has served as a highprinces honor guard, leader of the Order of Windrunners, and second-in-command in Kohlinar mission. Notable accomplishments include bonding a spren, keeping a slave group alive day after day as they charged arrows for a living, and moving on from a troubled love triangle. Truly a man of our times. Mr. Stormlblessed is going to stop slavery by casting down the corrupt highprinces and turning the dahn system into a climbable ladder instead of greased slide downward. For anyone interested in supporting Kaladin please vote at your local Alethkar elections. Definitely, don't vote Moash in. He's a real screw up 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, Aluminum said: turning the dahn system into a climbable ladder instead of greased slide downward. LOL I think Dalinar would be a good candidate too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 I'd vote for Eshonai... would have voted 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger he/him Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 I am a Jasnah supporter. While some might be turned off by her privileged background neither her commitment nor her accomplishments are questionable. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FantasyFanatic he/him Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 (edited) As much as I love Kal I think that I would vote for Taln. Edited March 2, 2020 by FantasyFanitic Grammar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not an Evil Librarian Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 Lopen 2020 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger he/him Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 31 minutes ago, not an Evil Librarian said: Lopen 2020 As a former king I do not think the Lopen is interested in elected office. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuatoma Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Aluminum said: Feeling annoyed at all the current party candidates? If so then I've got a man for you. Kaladin Stormblessed is a man of the people. He's committed to ensuring a better, happier state for all of us humans. A successful leader Mr. Stormblessed has served as a highprinces honor guard, leader of the Order of Windrunners, and second-in-command in Kohlinar mission. Notable accomplishments include bonding a spren, keeping a slave group alive day after day as they charged arrows for a living, and moving on from a troubled love triangle. Truly a man of our times. Mr. Stormlblessed is going to stop slavery by casting down the corrupt highprinces and turning the dahn system into a climbable ladder instead of greased slide downward. For anyone interested in supporting Kaladin please vote at your local Alethkar elections. Definitely, don't vote Moash in. He's a real screw up Can Mr. Stormblessed please explain to us some past allegations, including almost killing his spren and secretly meeting with assassins plotting against the king? How does he excuse this? I'd also like to hear platforms on tax reform, healthcare, and what to do with all the refugees. Thank you. 1 hour ago, Karger said: I am a Jasnah supporter. While some might be turned off by her privileged background neither her commitment nor her accomplishments are questionable. Would Ms. Kholin please give us more details on her childhood? It seems murky and voters would like to be enlightened on any traumatic experiences she has been through. Also, we gather that Ms. Kholin has also been in league with assassins. Will she send an assassin after me? Edited March 2, 2020 by Nuatoma 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+robardin he/him Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Karger said: I am a Jasnah supporter. While some might be turned off by her privileged background neither her commitment nor her accomplishments are questionable. I'm with her, too! A Radiant of at least the Fourth Ideal, or go home! Wait, that logic might mean having to vote for Nalan. Er... Fully living human Radiant of at least the Fourth Ideal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Oltux72 he/him Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 Stormblessed isn't 35. Show us his birth certificate! Give us a true man of the people not working with the Lighteyes! Moash for president. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger he/him Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Nuatoma said: Would Ms. Kholin please give us more details on her childhood? It seems murky and voters would like to be enlightened on any traumatic experiences she has been through. Also, we gather that Ms. Kholin has also been in league with assassins. Will she send an assassin after me? None of your business. Elections should not be won or lost based on childhood experiences and yes and maybe to your other questions. 2 minutes ago, Oltux72 said: Give us a true man of the people not working with the Lighteyes! Moash for president. Moash is dead. Edited March 2, 2020 by Karger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuatoma Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 ...murmuring from a segment of voters.... But how can we trust Jasnah if we don't know her? Is she in league with the spren? Maybe she conspired with the spren rulers whilst she was there for them to take over and rule over us in the physical realm! What can she tell us of her voyages to Shadesmar?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+robardin he/him Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 I say, the best candidate for being king (leader) is the man who is capable of the role, but has not actively sought it out. That means... Rock! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuatoma Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, robardin said: I say, the best candidate for being king (leader) is the man who is capable of the role, but has not actively sought it out. That means... Rock! Ah yes, a cousin I can get behind. Rock is kind, strong, and good cook. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 I still say Dalinar. He has experience, he is over 35, and follows the codes. Dalinar 2020! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger he/him Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Nuatoma said: ...murmuring from a segment of voters.... But how can we trust Jasnah if we don't know her? Is she in league with the spren? Maybe she conspired with the spren rulers whilst she was there for them to take over and rule over us in the physical realm! What can she tell us of her voyages to Shadesmar?! This is getting way too IRL. 15 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I still say Dalinar. He has experience, he is over 35, and follows the codes. Dalinar 2020! He also is partially responsible for causing the desolation and he has made a bunch of bad decisions as a ruler. Also his entire military record. Edited March 2, 2020 by Karger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 I guess The Lord Ruler is out? I say vote for Elend 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not an Evil Librarian Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 I am shocked that no one has made the obligatory stick joke yet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration he/him Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 Kal has such a complicated past the news networks would drag him through the dirt, my vote goes to Hoid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Nuatoma said: ...murmuring from a segment of voters.... But how can we trust Jasnah if we don't know her? Is she in league with the spren? Maybe she conspired with the spren rulers whilst she was there for them to take over and rule over us in the physical realm! What can she tell us of her voyages to Shadesmar?! That was a diplomatic mission where Jasnah restored human and spren relations for the betterment of trade deals with other planets leading Roshar to a new age. All about how you present it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angsos Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 I'll do it, Stick 2020 and Pattern for VP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiePie Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 Hoid 2020 A true man of the people, willing to do whatever it takes to do what needs to be done. Associated with the radiants and with an incredible history in politics, he would be the best president for our beautiful nation... Much better than Kaladin, a man who's in league with the voidbringers. He reportedly spent weeks with one of their many bands "learning their culture" *scoffs*, how do we know he isn't secretly being paid off by the enemy? I tell you, he is trying to divide us and sell us to the enemy! I tell you! Vote Hoid, and you won't be disappointed! Spoiler But honestly? Dalinar would most certainly make the best leader. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 14 minutes ago, DiePie said: But honestly? Dalinar would most certainly make the best leader. That is what I said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration he/him Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 1 hour ago, DiePie said: Reveal hidden contents But honestly? Dalinar would most certainly make the best leader. He murdered a city full of children when he was a general, he should be behind bars 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiePie Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Booknerd said: He murdered a city full of children when he was a general, he should be behind bars there can be no war crimes if nobody has decided what a war crime is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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