Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1900 A new era begins. (Is this some alternate history? I feel like it should be.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 yes 1901 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 (edited) 1902 england invades mars, Saturn strikes scotland Edited August 29, 2023 by Aeoliae 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1903 In a freak accident Pluto is consumed by Jupiter, which is now even bigger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said: 1903 In a freak accident Pluto is consumed by Jupiter, which is now even bigger. 1904 The sun resolves conflict, and Pluto is replaced with eris 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1905 Jupiter collapses in on itself and becomes a black hole. Gerbils, the only black hole resistant animals, inhabit the surface. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 Just now, Ancient Elantrian said: 1905 Jupiter collapses in on itself and becomes a black hole. Gerbils, the only black hole resistant animals, inhabit the surface. 1906 Jacques Cartier discovers Normandy, claiming the land in the name of the greater Neptune Alliance 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 In 1907 the Jupiter black hole is taken over by the GotGNA, the Gerbils of the Greater Neptune Alliance. Jacques Cartier congratulates them and gives them a hefty award. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1907 The French Warship Jean Bart sinks off the coast of the Andromeda Galaxy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 Just now, Ravenclawjedi42 said: 1907 The French Warship Jean Bart sinks off the coast of the Andromeda Galaxy. 1908 an inventor by the name of Leonardo da Vinci invents a freeze ray, and is deemed the ultimate man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 (edited) In 1911 nothing happened. Somehow. Edited August 29, 2023 by Ancient Elantrian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 (edited) 1912 The Hamsters of Andromeda are angry at France and attack the Neptunian alliance, which now controls the whole Solar System, beginning the Interplanetary Rodent Wars. Edited August 29, 2023 by Ravenclawjedi42 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1913 Rodents are banned anywhere near the star Polaris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 Just now, Ancient Elantrian said: 1913 Rodents are banned anywhere near the star Polaris. 1914 A group of Mice go there anyway. The Neptunian Alliance seeks allies in Alpha Centuri. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 (edited) 1915 The REO or Rodent Extermination Organization begins the use of Black Hole guns to exterminate rodents. The practice of snorting rodents is quickly stopped by this. Edited August 29, 2023 by Ancient Elantrian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said: 1915 The REO or Rodent Extermination Organization begins the use of Black Hole guns to exterminate rodents. The practice of snorting rodents is quickly stopped by this. 1916 The Gerbil leader of the Neptunian Alliance attacks the REO for this, bringing them into the Interplanetary Rodent Wars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1917 Bolbi Biggans attempts to create peace by writing the book “Bear and Thack Again,” a book about “A guy named Tokelin who sits home and does nothing, and for some reason has no jewelry.” Instead of creating peace it is quickly banned for causing death by what scientists are now calling “Understimulation of the brain.” The Interplanetary Rodent Wars continue. REO begins investing in new, Star sized mouse traps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 This feels like TLT in the pre-plot days 1918 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Male Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 (edited) Wow! We are almost 1/50 of the way there! And it has only been three years! Do the math… how long will it take… (hint: how long do humans usually live.) 1919 Edited August 29, 2023 by ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1920. Man named elon plotlot saves x.com from dying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 5 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said: Wow! We are almost 1/50 of the way there! And it has only been three years! Do the math… how long will it take… (hint: how long do humans usually live.) 1919 My kid is going to get 100,000 lol. though it has been faster recently 1921 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin he/him Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 Lets go, 1922 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1923. Robots take over indonesia using chatGPT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience he/him Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1924 Nothing happens cuz a pandemic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted August 29, 2023 Report Share Posted August 29, 2023 1925 The gerbils are nearly wiped out by the pandemic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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