Ranryu she/her Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 I envy people who have broken feet. They get to zooom around on scooters, and EVERYONE MUST YIELD TO THEM!! Imagine if we had all the male sharders stand in a line, and then the brakes on the scooter "stopped working" just as we were driving it towards them. Destruction! Chaos! Getting to say the word zooom a lot! We (girls) would finally win this war! (The other option is an underground owen fighting ring, because there are so many people named owen; odds are we have a few on the shard) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 Hmm. I’m very glad I chose you as a cotyrant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 All I do all day is think of these things. We would also cut the owens knees off and replace them with hover platforms so they can kneel in the air (but they can't fly because then they could escape). They would be armed with pool noodles that travel at the speed of light. We would just throw all the owens in a pit and watch what happens. If they're wise, they will form teams and eventually attempt to escape the pit. If they are not wise, they will kill each other and the last owen standing will declare himself king. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 (edited) And then I would kill or dethrone him because any monarch threatens the foundation of my tyrannical rule. But I’m sure he would have fun winning. Edited November 23, 2022 by Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 He would. But he would be King of a Pit of Dead Owens. You really want sovereignty over that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 (edited) It’s not the beauty of the area over which I have jurisdiction. It’s the fact of the existence of a rival monarch. He can be a governer. Edited November 23, 2022 by Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 Wut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 11 hours ago, Ookla the Obstinate said: Mass destruction? Can I have some root? *passes jar of root* ROOOOOOT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 Reindeer are better than people. Sven, don't you think I'm right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 Is it just me or have girls taken over the boys' thread and boys taken over the girls' thread? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 want to start a quest to the hidden waterfall of ROOOOT? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Ookla the Pencil Taxi said: Is it just me or have girls taken over the boys' thread and boys taken over the girls' thread? I do not think it is just you. I believe this is a very true reality. However, I am beyond caring about such things. As long as my subjects are contented. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 19 hours ago, Shining Silhouette said: One time I accidentally blew up part of my hand Storytime??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 I blew up monster butt yesterday. Does that count? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 An alien ate me today. Does that count? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 I almost t-boned someone and died yesterday. Does that count? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 I did stuff today. Does that count? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 I blew up a spaceship right after some aliens ate some people. Does that count? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 I have a throne being commissioned. Does that count? Also, how did this happen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 Roooooooooot *mildly spoopy splashing noises* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 I don't even want to know what that means. I threw an avocado yesterday. Does that count? What are we even doing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 No idea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 yeah im not sure either but 2 days ago i did actually almost t-bone some idiot who turned right in front of me i had to slam on my brakes like wtf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity she/her Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 I was used to host an alien larva which I had to get removed surgically. And then I went and fought an alien while I had little ammo and was already severely injured, so then it killed me and ate me. Does that count? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 We played a fun board game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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