Robin Sedai she/her Posted December 9, 2021 Report Share Posted December 9, 2021 What would you like to eat for your birthday lunch? It's the tin one, darling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted December 9, 2021 Report Share Posted December 9, 2021 Was it the bronze wire or the steel one we were supposed to touch to the gem to stabilize it? Explosions are always the best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted December 9, 2021 Report Share Posted December 9, 2021 Explosions or no? He, like, always does this! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 9, 2021 Report Share Posted December 9, 2021 *eats human heart* But… but… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 she/her Posted December 9, 2021 Report Share Posted December 9, 2021 OH NO! DON'T EAT THAT BROWN STUFF!!! IT IS NOT CHOCOLATE! Whelp, there goes that idea! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted December 10, 2021 Report Share Posted December 10, 2021 What if we used a bird to conduct electricity into— (hawk grabs chicken from hand) You just had to do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 10, 2021 Report Share Posted December 10, 2021 I murdered your parents. WHAT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 she/her Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 So, uh, yeah. I put your Doomslug plushie in the washing machine at the hottest water setting and it became a ball of wet, plastic fibers. Well, don't you think it's a bit soon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 35-year-old: Mom, can I move out? Don't look at me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 she/her Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 Okay, who buried the bird in cat litter? Only 24?! But last year- last year I had 25!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 My friend says you have 24 noses. Is that true? Only ten times in the last minute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mage he/him Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 Are you sure you aren't dying? What is your heart rate? No! I am the king of the squirrels! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 Davey, can you come down from the tree, please? Since I was 749 years old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 (edited) How long has that cheese been on your face? With a chainsaw covered in butter Edited December 11, 2021 by Ookla the Taln Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted December 11, 2021 Report Share Posted December 11, 2021 How do you murder people messily? 41. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 12, 2021 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 What’s not the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Fif- BEEEEEEEEEEES 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 I heard about a job opening for a beekeeper, and thought you might be interested. Ah, I had forgotten about that one. Get rid of it for me will you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 Dude, what the heck? I found a dead body in your oven. I really hope this is a joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 Hey, want me to slit your throat and rip your heart out? C’mon, it’ll be fun. *cackles* How many? How many????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 Want some hot chocolate? Simple. I broke her heart and crushed her soul. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 So your mother's corpse is in your attic, but the police can't find any signs of death... care for an explanation? Ha! I already did, you fool! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 Pass the salt, please? Purple, purple, all around, but not a drop to drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide she/her Posted December 14, 2021 Report Share Posted December 14, 2021 What's your current hallucination? That's my favorite!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 What do you think of your oldest kid? I can assure you of its genuine fakeness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes he/him Posted December 15, 2021 Report Share Posted December 15, 2021 So, is this your best faux Rolex in stock? ARGLEBLARGEBLARG 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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