The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 The sky is blue today. No! No respectable human being would ever- wait, I'm being paid in pie...? Let me think about it.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 If I gave you three pi, would you burn this copy of [insert favorite Brandon Sanderson book here] Well. That was unexpected. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 BOOKWYRM WENT THROUGH WITH IT?!?!?!?! I'm going to be attacked by cows? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 Now, when the cows come to attack you, just remember that you have a helmet in your backpack. I-excuse me? Have I been falsely accused of something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 Do you know what you did? You burned a copy of my favorite Sanderson book! How could you! *cries* Whatever went wrong, I didn't do it. *thinks for a moment* Probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 (edited) *Faint shouting in the distance* I did it. Or did I? Actually let me think about it. Edited June 24, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism he/him Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 Did you look at your phone two seconds ago to check the time? Let me tell you the story about the space-viking... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 So there's the story about the purple squid that lived in the clouds of Saturn! I bet you don't know a weirder story than that! It wasn't me! It was the shovel, I swear! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism he/him Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 (edited) Your entire story is full of holes... just like your backyard. Now tell me again, who did this? The Answer is Nein! Edited June 26, 2022 by Bondsmith-Edgedancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaySurge he/him Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 What number is this? So you still refuse to answer. Not again! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 There's a wormhole in the middle of the kitchen with green poodles coming out of it! I don't think that I-wait, really?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 (edited) I believe you are the one and only Barbara Manatee. Yes. And I think I have reason to be proud of myself. Edited June 27, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed Changing phrasing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spencer Nightshade Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 No, there's no way... You didn't actually... Did you actually replace the Empire State Building with a giant inflatable replica? 1973, of course. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 What's that musical about John Adams called? Just get Frank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Why should I go get your cat? "I do not say blah, blah, blah." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Did the wizard turn you into a sheep? You've got no chutzpah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 What did I just run out of? I should slap you for that insult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Your hair looks nice! I think... Tell me, is that hair or are those your eyebrows? Tree wizard! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 *Huffs angrily* AND JUST WHAT KIND OF WIZARD DO YOU THINK I AM? Oh no, wait it's just a interdimensional world destroying monster. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 OHMYGOD did you say my ex just crossed the road? Not a nice time pie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lament on the Wind she/her Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 (edited) Don't eat that or you'll turn old!!! I knew it! I finally understood the mechanics of inverse questions! Edited June 28, 2022 by WindjoggerTriggerhappy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 I admit it... I was the dump cake all along. Didn't you notice? The cat is still in your pocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 so I needed to host a burial for my friends pet this week but i cant find it one day brandon sanderson will write his last book 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 What is your one of your Lightweaver truths? Haha, you're funny. Wait, seriously? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 (edited) I had a good answer for this one, but I didn't type it out fast enough 6 minutes ago, HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES said: one day brandon sanderson will write his last book What do you think will happen if Patrick Rothfuss doesn't ever finish Doors of Stone? 3 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said: Haha, you're funny. Wait, seriously? Did you know horses and cows can sleep standing up, but they can only dream when lying down. SERIOUSLY?? A POTATO?? Edited June 28, 2022 by Shining Silhouette 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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