The Bookwyrm he/him Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 Wow, your house....certainly has a lot of frogs in it. What the-why didn't you tell me this sooner?! This changes everything! Quick, change course! The aliens are in trouble! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 you know, those aliens you sent people to attack. they came to give all of us infinite chick fil a. um... im pretty sure that isn't the proper use of a hammer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 RAAAAAA!!!!! *slams hammer into the dirt* GIVE ME BACK MY DOOOOOOOOG. i am have the dumb but am also be the have of the smart. what you to say to the me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 I have an important task for you, but I'm not sure you would understand. Then I'll have to retaliate in full. Call the Squirrel squad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 They stole... all of them. ALL OF THEM!!! ALL THE ACORNS, WALNUTS, CASHEWS, ALMONDS, PEANUTS, ALL OF THEM. GONE! bigger is better!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 31, 2022 Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 (edited) So a universal catastrophe isn't big enough to attract her attention? It involved a water bottle, one lizard, a mouse, a kid with an overactive imagination, and some dragons. Edited July 31, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism he/him Posted July 31, 2022 Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 How was your day? Maybe if you stole the metalminds he keeps hidden behind his dresser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted August 1, 2022 Report Share Posted August 1, 2022 I need to get into his head... how? normally, I would just steal some of his hair, but he's bald so... Anyone got any ideas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 1, 2022 Report Share Posted August 1, 2022 don't you want to have a pollyjuice potion of your uncle? CHEESE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism he/him Posted August 1, 2022 Report Share Posted August 1, 2022 I need advice. I'm eating my cat, is there anything I should it it with? That's just a theory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 1, 2022 Report Share Posted August 1, 2022 I am a stick! Well, it's obviously Einstein on a spit in the middle of Palpatine's bedroom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted August 1, 2022 Report Share Posted August 1, 2022 Abstract art makes no sense... Do you understand this??? Welcome back, you're bored to death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted August 1, 2022 Report Share Posted August 1, 2022 can you guess what I'm thinking now that im back here? such an eyesore! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted August 1, 2022 Report Share Posted August 1, 2022 BEHOLD! My beautiful PLANT! What do you think? Sometimes, people eat grass too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 1, 2022 Report Share Posted August 1, 2022 Why do people keep comparing me to a cow? Uh....... That'll do. I guess. Maybe. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 1, 2022 Report Share Posted August 1, 2022 I will not murder you, does that work as payment for mowing my lawn? I will do it for twenty-three more rupees. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism he/him Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 Can I hire you to break up with Zelda for me for 2 rupees? Look! A rock! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 What do you see on this stony hill? tanned skin, tight navy blue jeans, tight white-gray button-up top, black trench coat, 23 years old 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism he/him Posted August 4, 2022 Report Share Posted August 4, 2022 What did your first cat look like? Not the future, that's for sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 When is the next "stuff your face with french fries" Day? Well, the good news is that it can't smile creepily at us anymore. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY JACK-O'-LANTERN?!?! GASP! All the food's completely gone! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 I was just hired at a restaurant! Now I shall rule you all! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 11, 2022 Report Share Posted August 11, 2022 Why is there a pumpkin on your head? Ehh, ruling people was boring anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted August 13, 2022 Report Share Posted August 13, 2022 Surrender, Lord Ruler, or face the wrath of various rebels! I'm not exactly sure, but you should call animal control just in case. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 13, 2022 Report Share Posted August 13, 2022 MY TODDLER TOOK MY TOOTHBRUSH! WHAT DO I DO A gorilla should take care of that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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