EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 13, 2022 Report Share Posted August 13, 2022 What should I do with this extraordinarily delicate sculpture? "Not I," said the magic teleporting slug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 (edited) WHO STOLE THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR! *reconsiders life choices* Edited August 15, 2022 by Tani 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 Did you know that cucumbers are actually fruits? How is that good news?! That's terrible! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 Did you know that Steven paid for everyones college? Relax it's only a interdimensional squirrel demon that I promised your soul to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 What is that? I thought you were getting a new hamster... Oh, just a dead yak? I was worried for a second there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 3 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Did you know that Steven paid for everyones college? Nooooooooooooooo Steven 6 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said: Oh, just a dead yak? I was worried for a second there. So I went to a party and nobody was yaking on about anything so I threw a dead yak at the host to demonstrate my disgust Actually the pineapple was fairly calm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 Ok, so first, I come home to see the apples breakdancing, the oranges flushing the bananas down the toilet, and the pineapple was tearing up my pillows!!! Tables are cool...? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 This is a horrible thing! The tables must be destroyed! Balance Keepers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 What do you call Full Feruchemists who can also burn pewter to enhance their physical balance? (I'm sorry if you were making a reference, I didn't get it.) *Three days later* ......Wait a minute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 Did you not know you were dead? You are to be banished to the shadow realm! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 *Burns Sanderson leatherbacks* I feel like you did something wrong, but it tastes fine, so I’ll just ignore its subtle green glow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 These cookies were homemade in our own kitchen. (Yes, my brother uses this kitchen for genetic experiments on bacteria to make them glow, but that's not important.) Oh no. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 Why am I turning orange? Dormia, the land of sleepwalkers, and other sleeping activities 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 she/her Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 Where do you want to spend your vacation? He killed it. For crying out loud, he killed a bird! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 (edited) And so I thought "Well, I might as well kill two birds with one stone." Then I- Oh, look, exoplanets! Edited August 17, 2022 by The Bookwyrm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 What did are you attacking us with?!?! It was only a pool noodle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Oh, I am hurt! I am very much hurt! Oh, you mean that death defying, planet destroying super snail. I was confused for a second. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luckspren she/her Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 I mean the snail currently eating your house! 41.5% 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 What are the odds that purple shoes will destroy life, the universe, and everything? You know, I think I read that online 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 she/her Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Where, exactly, did you say you got the diagnosis of dying in two days? Fight those ninjas, woot woot!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Oh my god what's going on---all of these ninja's are threateningly coming into my house. What should I do? I'm 100% positive that i'm right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Oh my god what's going on---all of these ninja's are threateningly coming into my house. What should I do? I'm 100% positive that i'm right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Did you know that your theory on Shallan was disputed? I AM WIT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 What are you again? Digging away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 So the scanner says it’s about forty feet down. Are you sure you want to do this? No no, it’s pronounced s a m b u r g. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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