Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 GRANDPA YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH LISTENING TO THE ROSHARAN TRADE POLICY DECONSTRUCTION OR DIE TRYING! NOW GET BACK HERE AND GET YOUR NOTEBOOK OUT! How rude. Unfortunately i don't care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 Oh, by the way, I insulted your friend so bad they threw themselves off a cliff. How... nevermind. I don't even want to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 How does one dislodge a cello from a nose? There is only one thing to do. HYAH! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 There's a spider in my hair. HOWD THAT HAPPEN? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 She.... She turned into a winged lizard and flew away laughing and screaming "mcdonalds burritos!" It is not my fault. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 Why is there now a crater instead of a house? Dig away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 I've been digging my own grave with this relationship. Can you help me? I'm going to die if that happens 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 Are you ready of the flight of my pillow? "My name is Inigo Montoya! YOU HAVE kilLED MY FATHER PREPARe To DIE!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 “Ah hello family! I’m back from work!” Well fine, but you owe me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 (edited) Hey man, can i borrow your left femur and a couple of teeth please? Manner of death appears to be an overdose of cheezwhiz. Edited August 25, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 His face is all orange... around the chin there's this perplexing yellowish discoloration. Gilgamesh. Why is it always Gilgamesh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 And you shall now have to fight in gladiatorial combat ... GILGAMESH! Just keep swiming 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 Are there... fins?! in the water???? They're coming closer!.. I didn't know that everything was so... flammable! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 25, 2022 Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 I lit a paper towel on fire and now my whole block is gone. IM LOOKING AT YOUUUUUU, THE WANDERING WIZARD! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 (edited) Ette? I'm so glad I finally get to meet a Sharder in real life! Go on, guess who I am! The dishes won't wash themselves. Edited August 26, 2022 by Robin Sedai spelling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 she/her Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 You don’t believe this is the Beast’s and Belle’s castle? Give me one reason it’s not. Stuffy nose and ice water. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 What two things make a hero? I didn’t know croissants were so evil... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 THEY STUFFED MY EARS FULL OF WAX, DID YOU KNOW THAT?!?! I meant to do that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 So mean to tell me you accidentally set off a chain reaction that will leave everyone on earth dead in the next two weeks? T-rex. Of course 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 What kind of pet do you have at home? I didn't do it, it's his fault! *points finger* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 ... Where did the sun go? Да, следуйте за мной, и мы покорим все, что увидим! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 Robin, did you eat the megalomania-inducing-language-changing mushrooms again? Not with that attitude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 I'm completely certain that I'm going to win the award for the most unconfident person in the world. Wait...so it's not infinity, after all? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 Did you not know that 0 over infinity is zero? I don't have time for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 Do you want to stop and drink water? You haven't for a week. ... Then the water nymph messed up and flooded us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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