The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 We were going on a tour in a magic submarine.... "You did WHAT?!" *Explosions occur one building over* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odiumiumium he/him Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 Oh yeah, I forgot to turn the portal off. The electricity bill is going to be through the roof. "Yeah, and there was this depressed-looking lobster thing with 17 legs and a sentient rainbow slime." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 "There were hippos on your field trip?!" I highly doubt that your current predicament will be beneficial to your mission. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spren of Kindness she/her Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 Do you think we could use the teeth? Look, that part wasn't up to me. Mostly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 Let me get this straight. YOU THREW THE RING INTO THE VOLCANO! It was only a tiny fart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 27, 2022 Report Share Posted August 27, 2022 (edited) WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?! *explosions next door* And now, I shall use this caldera to suck out your brainpower. Edited August 27, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted August 28, 2022 Report Share Posted August 28, 2022 Why are we having a math test in a caldera? The team lost 6-14, but then the players all caught fire, so I consider it a win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 29, 2022 Report Share Posted August 29, 2022 So what happened to your crochet team? Uh uh, no way that happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 29, 2022 Report Share Posted August 29, 2022 And then I drank the entire five-gallon bucket of lard. Not yet you don't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 30, 2022 Report Share Posted August 30, 2022 So when shall I duel you? NEVER AGAIN! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted August 30, 2022 Report Share Posted August 30, 2022 “Can I borrow your lighter?” Is that why you ended up with claw marks on your face? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted August 30, 2022 Report Share Posted August 30, 2022 So I hadn't told you but we now have a pet T-Rex at home! Listen, it wasn't supposed to do that. I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 30, 2022 Report Share Posted August 30, 2022 What did your creation do to the world?!? now, just hop in the briefcase. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted August 30, 2022 Report Share Posted August 30, 2022 They don't allow us to get an extra seat for someone, even if they're small. Oh god. This is why punctuation is important!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted August 30, 2022 Report Share Posted August 30, 2022 Just so you're aware we're going to eat Sir. Oh sorry, let me correct myself. Just so you're aware, we're going to eat, Sir. Do not bother me. I am watching a banana. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 30, 2022 Report Share Posted August 30, 2022 (edited) 3 minutes ago, SymphonianBookworm said: Oh god. This is why punctuation is important!! Quote “A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife annual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.” Just now, CalanoCorvus said: Do not bother me. I am watching a banana. Hey did you hear that-- I liked that guy! Edited August 30, 2022 by Shining Silhouette ninja'd 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 30, 2022 Report Share Posted August 30, 2022 1 minute ago, CalanoCorvus said: Do not bother me. I am watching a banana. "Sir, there's a quantum disturbance in tank 4!" 2 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said: I liked that guy! "I might have accidentally killed Moash." It was only a little candle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 (edited) The house is on fire. WHAT DID YOU DO? The sea is made of flame. Edited August 31, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 Funny story. My beach house was on fire, but the seawater did nothing to put it out. Because Popsicles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 "YoU WENT ON A RAMPAGE BECAUSE OF WHAT AGAIN?" It was only a tiny gateway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 You opened a gateway into a demon dimension and let stuff through!?!? The ogre is not a good cook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 "Why did you fall in the volcano?" I ONLY BURPED! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 (edited) I know you were supposed to perform a fire breathing show, but you could have done it without setting yourself on fire! That's not how real life works, sadly. Edited September 3, 2022 by Just a Silvereye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 I closed my eyes and wished really hard to be a giant ice-breathing penguin. with Pi, of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted September 4, 2022 Report Share Posted September 4, 2022 Where's the tiger? I can hear you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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