Telrao she/her Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 So, I've been told that there are some human-eating, time warping beings stuck in Antarctica. Apparently, if they are found, they will destroy humanity. That... that may be a problem. Probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Aspiring Archivist any Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 I killed someone yesterday and by living in your house I have made you an accessory to murder. That is an awful idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 How about we give Moash a redemptive story arc? H'm, yes. Sound delicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 And then we will cook the glass in a furnace. hehehehehe HEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEH HEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHEHE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 Wait... Did you eat the baby? Little tiny watermelon shoes that bunnies can wear! It's genius! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 Why hello my friend! Would you be interested in buying my new product? Only $49.99! (permonth) Okay calm down, and explain what happened to the kids very slowly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 3, 2022 Report Share Posted November 3, 2022 thenwerhpaowjefijviubje! the kids! "Sigh" he said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 3, 2022 Report Share Posted November 3, 2022 (edited) "And thus, after Contingency plan beta alpha alpha two two has been completed, we can then take over the world. What do you say, O great one?" WHO UH WHO UH WUKA WUKA I NEED CHEESE *drops mic* Edited November 3, 2022 by Telrao 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted November 6, 2022 Report Share Posted November 6, 2022 "And now, a word from our sponsor, the smartest person in the world!" But the triangle shark didn't know, so he showed up to the party wearing a sombrero and overalls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 6, 2022 Report Share Posted November 6, 2022 This party had been planned for months as a black tie event, as it was very professionally celebrating the business closing a large deal. Not as wide as Putin tho . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 If you keep eating those country cookies you will be as wide as texas. I have a very black belt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 Sir, I challenge thee to THE karate duel of the century! What sayest thou? But alas, the cat would not listen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 You have to convince her! The plan would absolutely fall apart without Mittens! Red, probably. There's a shortage right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 Which color should we produce from the leftovers in our slaughterhouse? Ultimate Power! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 What do you want for Christmas this year? I apologize for the inconvenience, but no. It's far too late for that now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demiblob he/him Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 I can has Cheezburger? And this is why you got locked up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 Did you know the maximum ammount of nukes that it takes to make a child glow and start evolving? I was bored. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 ...There are worms all over the kitchen floor. Indeed, 'tis a [REDACTED]. A mighty and powerful and fluffy being of only the highest order. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 Quote I HATH BEEN SUMMONED! My good sir, is that a [REDACTED]? It just blew up my Clinic! Ehm... about that - *yeets out window* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 Why is there a hole in my space-time? Well, I've never– Hmm. Y– I can't say that it has. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 In the past, has it been fun to condemn people to endless torture? Just eat the storming food, already! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 It smells weird. And it looks weird. And it feels weird. And it sounds weird. I don't know. I don't think anyone knows. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demiblob he/him Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 What is the definition of the word the? Stop eating my chocolate baby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 (edited) *Nom nom* Oooh, that's yummy! No, really, that's not how they explode. Edited November 10, 2022 by Potato's Wit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 "Will the amoniumm triiodide destroy the planet?" Actually, the Crown Prince of Nigeria manages my car's extended warranty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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