The Bookwyrm he/him Posted November 15, 2022 Report Share Posted November 15, 2022 ...Why is everyone in my garden. Ha! There's no way that- *yelps and dives out the window* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted November 15, 2022 Report Share Posted November 15, 2022 I have a Scooby Snack! Prepare to die!!! I am relatively sure they'll be fin- *EXPLOSION*. Yup. They hit the buttons 27 times each. That was fast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 15, 2022 Report Share Posted November 15, 2022 "Are you sure that your machine is safe for those idiots to work?" Not my fault.... This time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 15, 2022 Report Share Posted November 15, 2022 Did your garden shed just grow legs and rampage across Tokyo? I wish that I could force the populace to do that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 15, 2022 Report Share Posted November 15, 2022 Did they just wax your throne??? I have no memory of this place. Only... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 15, 2022 Report Share Posted November 15, 2022 So, is this magical rainbow sparkle land? No! No! Not like this! Not with the radioactive razor kitties! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odiumiumium he/him Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Mwahahahaha. I shall unleash my radioactive razor kitties upon the city, and then everyone will be too distracted by their green-tinted adorableness to realize that I am now the CEO of Radioactive Razor Kitty Co., as is my birthright!!! "Yes, yes...So what did you do with the parrot?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liahona Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 You wouldn't believe how many birds I had to wrangle. I didn't know you owned so many cages! But look, the windows are closed, and I got the canary, the macaw, the hummingbird... Whatever you do, d̵̢̛͕̪̜̜͚̮̜͈͇̊ó̴̧̮͎̜͙̥̥̬̰͍̗̩̩̚n̵̗̫̫̗̦̺͇̣͖̓͂̀͗́͝'̶̧̘̞̜͚̬͎̱͓͙̈̀͊̐͋̊͆́́̇̚͜͝ͅt̶̡̝̤̘͕͇̲̙̹̫̏͛̉͑͐͐̉̽͆̈́̇͊͛̚͠ turn around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 What was that mysterious sigil? Don't look back! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Why are we running from that perfectly ordinary house? My mouse will kill you now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 So, I bought some rat poison, where should I put it? Well, when you put it like that it sounds bad. We're going to un-alive them. Better? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 (edited) You're going to blow up an entire village, murder the remaining inhabitants, and slaughter every cat in a 50 mile radius? Ack! You knew that?? Edited November 16, 2022 by Telrao 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted November 16, 2022 Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Why'd you shave a ducking with a skate board on the back of your head? Ick! Why would we eat that??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 And here are mashed potatoes! No! If we do that, then we'll never make it back across the never-ending rift! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liahona Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 We could find the bridge and cross it, or we could find it and blow it up. This is a very strange corner of Wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 Hey, look at that asparagus! It's playing the banjo! What? Why would you say that when WE'RE ABOUT TO BOARD THE PLANE? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 So, um, I sold all of our luggage to a mouse, and now we have this cool snow globe. That's going to get you killed.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 Did you know you can snort air? ... ... ... Why? NO, NEVERMIND DON'T ANSWER THAT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 So, where did you put the Worldspike again? FEED MY NEVER-ENDING HUNGER FOR RICE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 What is the cat doing? I only sneezed out a gallon of water. That's a strange look you've got on your face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 Dear LORD WHAT ARE YOU DOING *water splashing noises* It took me, like, two seconds bro. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 Who killed Mr.Tibbins? *Snorts* That's not going to happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 You know, the sun is going to rise tomorrow... Oh, YeS PrEcIoUs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 ...Is that the One Ring? Then, our projectile will detonate high in the atmosphere, and the WORLD SHALL KNEEL! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 18, 2022 Report Share Posted November 18, 2022 Then what are we doing with the bat bomb? wrong number. This is the pizza place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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