Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted December 19, 2022 Report Share Posted December 19, 2022 Can't we play monopoly normally? NO, NOT THE DOGGIE, ANYTHING BUT THE DOGGIE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 So, because you insulted the bunnies they're going to kill your dog. It's not like I care, though. die dogs die kill all of the dogs Pork chop does not work in that sentence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 Pork chops are wonderful weapons. Um... I'm fairly certain that's not how you... um... say that... um... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 Objection! Repetititive! *looks guilty* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 Ranryu… I was going to blow that up. Pretty sure I put up a sign… I disagree. Basketball hoops are yummy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 Why did you eat one of the nastiest and most inedible things in the world? They have Donald Duck hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 (edited) Why do those logs have white feathers on their heads? Wellll, I'm out. Edited December 21, 2022 by Potato's Wit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 So I got this really big dog, like abnormally big. I'm talking bigger than this room. Wanna come see? Great. Now explain the part about the cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 No, see, it's simple! Once you've finished the part of the plan with the cow, I just have to use the remaining pencil shavings from the pencil sharpener to save the world! No, I have two sniper rifles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odiumiumium he/him Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 "So you're just gonna use a pistol taped to a sniper rifle for close range?" "...laser trees." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 What fits best with quantum chickens? Reality warps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 Hey, I'm now taller than you are! Time flies huh? Only if we go to KFC afterwards... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted December 28, 2022 Report Share Posted December 28, 2022 Will you let this young doctor-in-training remove your internal organs? That's oddly specific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 28, 2022 Report Share Posted December 28, 2022 (edited) Hey have you seen a guy with one leg, 3.14159265358979323 inch ears, and 72 cabbages? He stole my brother’s friend’s cousin’s grandma’s electric guitar pick. 1209. Edited December 28, 2022 by Aes Sedai 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted December 28, 2022 Report Share Posted December 28, 2022 how many daggers do you have? Spicy Chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted December 28, 2022 Report Share Posted December 28, 2022 Hey, what's the best way to quickly cry? Æ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted December 28, 2022 Report Share Posted December 28, 2022 What shall we use to control the dragons? the tears are made of words. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 English teacher: Why did you turn in a jar of tears for your paper about Hamlet? I know it seems fun, but trust me, it never goes well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 Heeyyyyy! We should destroy the moon! Why would I know that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 Don't you know the way to build a bomb? Cause I do! Um... Why would you say that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odiumiumium he/him Posted January 2, 2023 Report Share Posted January 2, 2023 YOU KNOW HOW TO BUILD A BOMB??!! That’s a cute tree! Nice to have something that isn’t evil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 I finally perfected the art of making portals to other dimensions! Take a look! But do they know how to make a grilled cheese? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 They are highly skilled in the art of poisoning foods. The magic is all fake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 And...that's it! Thank you for coming to my spectacular magic show! But....why eagles? Why? Where did they come from? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 The Eagles are coming! The Eagles are coming! *giggles and winks* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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