Sequence she/they Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 (edited) Okay, uh... lets see here... Ahem, one Emulaton S. Stromenkiin has been accused of the following. Ahem, tax fraud, larceny, arson, assault and battery, grand theft auto, and destruction of public property. How do you plead? Red, dead, and baked into bread! Edited February 7, 2023 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 What would you call a tomato croissant with lifeless termites inside? Only a few, don’t worry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wits instant noodles he/him Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 you kidnaped how many children? No I would never 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 Have you ever fed a duck? *intensely stares* I do believe the answer is pamplemousse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 And for the grand prize, what is the capital of Aarkanes? I'm am far from free 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 Wait… hold on, give me a second… *checks map* just where are you again? I’ve been waiting for you at Free for a while now! Fine, thanks for asking! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 *finishes strangling person in an alleyway* "Oh, o-officer! I didn't see you there! How uh, h-how are you today?" Oh god. We only have one choice left... honey, launch the nukes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 _____ country made a public statement saying that, not only do all Brandon Sanderson books suck, they support all of Moash's actions in betraying Kaladin! N-no. It's not possible. Such greatness- 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 30 minutes ago, SymphonianBookworm said: _____ country made a public statement saying that, not only do all Brandon Sanderson books suck, they support all of Moash's actions in betraying Kaladin! nukes aren't enough for such a country 30 minutes ago, SymphonianBookworm said: N-no. It's not possible. Such greatness- Is it normal to see everything in infrared? Willy Wonka has committed multiple felonies! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 Did Willy Wonka drown a kid in chocolate? Does that mean that- There is no such thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 Oh look, a field of cows. Unbelievable! Literally. I don't believe you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 My toes are very cold. Tirrred. Sooooo tirrred. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 "Behold, Perry the Platypus! My new 'Sleep-inator!" "Emotional support dragonborn baaaarrrrrbarian!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 Therapist: "And what do you call that plush frog again?" Okay. It's mine now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 So, what do you think of my new dog? Pretty neat, huh? This is exactly why I never agree to these things! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 Did you seriously just accidentally sink Africa? It wasn’t that bad… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 That sandwich...I've...I can't...It's...Yuck. Well, normally the answer is no, but because philosophy is on vacation I think we can make an exception. Just don't tell anyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 Dad, can I eat the penguin? Stop right there. I don't want to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 First it beheads its prey. Then it crawls inside and dissolves the prey's bones. And then- Why do you have so many of these?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 *Quickly hides cow stomachs* Ummm, I guess sooo? Have you asked your mother? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 Can I steal the mona lisa? but what about the raccoons? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 Eat them. Eat them all. Halibut. Cod. Salmon. Catfish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 I’m sorry, what were your middle names again? An everything bagel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 what's your favorite donut? your second cousin's uncle's ex-girlfriend's left kidney's mother-in-law's 19th upside-down uber-cousin's sister's boyfriend's double first cousin 7 times removed's small intestine! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 I'm in big trouble with the mob, do you know anyone who can help me? I... fail to see how that relates to me whatsoever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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