Just_a_Fan he/him Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 (edited) throw the CHEESE! *insert deep philosophical monologue involving a cardboard box canyon and a (fake) war.* Edited March 18 by Just_a_Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 why couldn't you make it to class? It's hard to explain. It would make more sense if you would just read this *hands over a Hawaii vacation pamphlet* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 Why would you summon an elder demon in the school parking lot?! *shrug* I don't really mind either way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 Should I go skydiving, or cliff jumping? well… I had this idea, and I read a lot, and… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin he/him Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 Why did you write a million page rant? But I like it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 Please stop licking my salt lamp. They’re just jealous. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Why do they keep waving their hands at you like they’re summoning a demon? And why do they look constipated? She stood up, saw me, and chose violence, like every other day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Why do you keep stealing that toddler’s lollipop in so-called “revenge”? I just wanted to boop its nose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Do think we can get past the dragon without waking it up? I would never do that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 On to our next event! You there, would you eat a caterpillar for $1000? (the ”…Maybe…” beneath your name is so perfectly placed it makes me laugh) I would summon them just so I can scare them with bugs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 (edited) The sky isn’t neon green, it’s clearly blue! Why do you keep lying to me?! It’ll be like the Avengers! Edit: Ninja’d Edited March 20 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Sorry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 (edited) 1 hour ago, Lunamor said: The sky isn’t neon green, it’s clearly blue! Why do you keep lying to me?! It’ll be like the Avengers! Edit: Ninja’d Why exactly are we at this nuclear power plant with a bag full of spiders? Don’t worry, we have gravity! Edited March 20 by TwinSouls 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 How exactly are you planning to get us down from this cliff? "Well, politicians, mostly, but we do get the occasional Hollywood executive." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Sola Scriptora Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 "As a hitman, who are you usually hired to assassinate?" I'll be gone, come the dark. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Okay, now pretend to be a shadow! *does the chicken dance* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 What did you say your babysitting qualifications were? Only if you to go first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 I think you need to go to therapy for your medically unique phobia of being the first one to do something. One word: Jogging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 What do you think the best way to help people with asthma? I think I have a few left over… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 ey, you got a phoenix down? Aerith just got cutscene'd. I got a cure for that. pulls out comically long katana. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 what are we going to do when the police show up? Let's burn it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 What do we do with the magnesium in the gas tank? Stop drawing on me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Would you like a handle bar or goatee? A little bit like a combination of cheese and a dead frog 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye he/him Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 What does this meal taste like? I did it myself! I... never thought you could use a fire extinguisher for this kind of thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 Look, I made a bubble bath! Are you familiar with how goats faint? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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