BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 What are you serving alongside that yummy roast turtle? Don't worry, I'll probably survive this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 Are you sure you’ll be able to hold your breath for that long to get more turtles? I have a fear of the sea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 Why didn't you help us collect baby sea turtles? Rye almost died! Suffering is not a bad thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 Are they supposed to scream? it’s the perfect armor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 You're taking more than we agreed you could take. I needed those turtle shells! What are you even doing anyway? That's it. The deal's off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 So… why are we catching these turtles again? It’s only illegal if they catch you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 I think this might be illegal. Probably should have thought about that before. MAYBE, MAYBE NOT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 You think they re gonna catch us? with the power of ‘merica 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 Oh no! The Canadian government found us. How will we escape? what about Oogway? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 The older turtles won't mind if we eat the babies, okay? That's a lower casualty rate than I was expecting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 How do you explain the two hundred THOUSAND people killed today, is this war really worth it? Trucks are always the solution. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 Dude, quit buying those toy vehicles, it's making you go bankrupt! Go kayaking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 How do I escape the police? I just looked it up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted June 9 Report Share Posted June 9 How did you find this top secret military base? Geronimo!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 9 Report Share Posted June 9 What do you say when you see a giant vat of acid? I am Groot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin he/him Posted June 9 Report Share Posted June 9 I am Groot My Name Is... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted June 9 Report Share Posted June 9 Can you please stop quoting Eminem songs? Backflips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 9 Report Share Posted June 9 How did you cross a 200 foot wide chasm? If I were to lie it would make more sense than the actual answer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 9 Report Share Posted June 9 (edited) Wait…how did you evade taxes? Heavy weaponry of course! Edited June 9 by Vyzkel Willbender Ninja’d but it still works 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 What equipment did you have while you were robbing that orphanage? They're pretty harmless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 What are you doing with a 9 gauge shotgun and buckshot?!? No, no I have not, but I would like to try. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 Have you ever stuck your face in drying concrete to make a face print in the sidewalk? That's why I brought these matches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 What are we gonna do with all these fireworks indoors? Most beautiful things are also dangerous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin he/him Posted June 12 Report Share Posted June 12 Why are fireworks so beautiful? It was not me I promise 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 12 Report Share Posted June 12 Why are there burn marks all over the walls?!? Man I love the outward push of energy(aka explosions). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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