BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 You, uh, threw a child into a woodchipper? Here's your money back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 This bat you sold me is defective! It broke after only around 6 hits of the ball, after I drilled a hole into it. a lemonade stand seemed to be the best solution at the time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 You tried this to prevent the alien invasion? What else would a shotgun be used for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 You were punching holes in your notebook with WHAT? Their word is truth... Everyone listen! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 Guys that dude is a pathological lier. Why would you listen to them? On the count of 10 I will 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 YOU CAN'T PRESS THAT BUTTON OR WE'LL ALL DIE!! It feels so nice and squishy... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 Why are you touching the carnivorous slime?!? The power of friendship compels me!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 Why are you fighting that slime? It was literally just asleep to be fair, I forgot that you existed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 What are you talking about? I was fighting the slime with you the whole time!! That's not up to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 I want to have an extra winter break! Of course, carrots are purple! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 Let’s check if your colorblind*holds up carrot* It just came out of the purple! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 I here you just learned you were color blind i guess if I squint and turn my head to the side and cover my left eye and wait till it’s dark. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 Does that shadow look like a guy pointing a gun to you? What the cops don’t know isn’t illegal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 Aaaah, what are you doing! Smuggling aluminum is illegal! That bee with the hammer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 What made this hive get built so quickly? The perfect addition to my collection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 Ooo, look! An albino crow missing a leg and an eye that's holding a dead rabbit in it's beak! Of course, why wouldn't it be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 Is that albino crow missing a leg and an eye holding a dead rabbit in it's beak? FREEDOM! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 What do you YEARN for most? The ants go marching one by one, huzzah, huzzah! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 What song would you follow into battle *does an awkward backflip* NiNjA!¡ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 You're surrounded by armored soldiers, what do you do? Watermelon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 What’s your favorite blunt weapon to knock out an awkward ninja? A blue cheese sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 Pick one thing to eat as much as you can of in 3 minutes. Tell me that in three days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 The aliens are launching their death laser in 48 hours! It’s small and round and could kill you in less time than it takes for an astrophysicist to send a man to Mars 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 Bro, what's with the weird pill? A two-ton octopus with a mohawk named Phil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 What's that blob on Mars? Eat an apple a day, and you will die this way! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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