Just a Silvereye he/him Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 What is that thing burning out there? Never tried that, so why not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 I need someone to test if humans taste like pork; could you help me? A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightRinger he/him Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 You fed the whole table human and told us it was PORK???!!! It was quite good though… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 Why were you licking the bottom of the school table? Ooh free gum! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 Eww! I just stepped in some used gum! it will only take a couple minutes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 You want me to help you make a Time Machine car that only works if you go 80 mph? It smelled like French fries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 Why did you ransack the entire house and empty the pantry? Shoot him again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 "OH MY GOSH HE'S STILL ALIVE; WHAT DO WE DO?!" Maybe I should. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 are you really considering raising Area 51? Spaceships!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightRinger he/him Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 They said your name was Benny? (mad props to who ever gets this reference) Yep. And I’ll never do it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 Wait, you managed to make a cure for cancer!?! It’s been my life’s work 1 hour ago, LightRinger said: They said your name was Benny? (mad props to who ever gets this reference) Spoiler That’s the Lego movie. Are there people who wouldn’t get that reference? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 Why do you shoot every ship you see coming out of that harbor with a cannon? Twice a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 How many times do you over throw governments? Gimme twenty bucks for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightRinger he/him Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 Can I have a lung? I’ll pay you $2.47 for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 Your left molar is in good condition, you know? It is my collection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 What’s with all of these jolly rancher wrappers in this drawer a bright florecent pink with yellow dots 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 What colors are you wearing to the funeral? I did not expect that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 All my fingers are attached to my hands. Yep, that checks out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Misting he/him Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 Your mom didn't like how you forgot to clean up the bodies. Twelve and a half slightly damp ping pong balls 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 I must confess, we are desperate and our company is willing to provide you with funds and equipment up the the value of $30M to solve this crime. What will you need? Tell us, and it is yours. Usually, I wouldn't but I think I can make an exception just this once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 Wanna rob that one orphanage we hate? I applaud you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightRinger he/him Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 And that’s how I burned down the orphanage we robbed using only a toothbrush. What’s one more time going to do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 You can't just keep totaling people's cars with a sledgehammer! I don't get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 I'm asking you for the last time: can you stop committing arson? I was only joking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CadCom he/him Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Why did you tell the FBI that you were a known terrorist? ----- Sanderson Elimination games. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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