BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 Where did the cookie jar go? Piece of cake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 How did you kill this man? I am… inevitable 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightRinger he/him Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 What’s the greatest line you’ve ever used in an improv game? Tacos. Lots of tacos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 What is your perferred method of death star shaped waffles with extra rose petals and a dab of shampoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 What will your last meal be? I forgot to lock it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 (edited) Why is there a loaded shotgun here? That question is false… it was an accident. Spoiler There haven’t been a lot of people here so I decided to post Edited July 24 by Vyzkel Willbender 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 Did you push that man off a balcony? Necromancy is my favorite kind of magic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 I’m trying to conquer the world with zombies, think you could help me? remove your tongue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SourCandyLime He/Him Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 (edited) I would love to help with the zombies, Sadly the MA banned them after they took over a Multiverse via the zombification of the Scarlet Witch. WHY IS THE SKY MAGENTA??? ITS NOON! Edited July 24 by SourCandyLime 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 So, we’ve run some simulations, and… Why is it following me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 Look at this cool drone I made to hunt down and destroy all the people who pose a threat to my attempts at World domination! Ready, go! *sucks in and holds breath* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 (edited) Let’s see who can last the longest in space! I… DISTRACTION! *points away* *runs* Edited July 24 by Vyzkel Willbender 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightRinger he/him Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 (edited) Did you do this? *gestures to @Edema Rue’s broken cactus* Spoiler I think that’s right, it looks like she changed it now. Spoiler Edit: after searching through dozens of status updates, I was correct! Ummm… hi? Edited July 24 by LightRinger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 I am Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die. You must be enjoying this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightRinger he/him Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 1 minute ago, Vyzkel Willbender said: I am Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die This is literally what I was hoping someone would say. You have made my day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 14 minutes ago, LightRinger said: Did you do this? *gestures to @Edema Rue’s broken cactus* Reveal hidden contents I think that’s right, it looks like she changed it now. Hide contents Edit: after searching through dozens of status updates, I was correct! Ummm… hi? DID YOU DID YOU KILL HIM DID YOU DESTROY MY FRIEND 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 I need you for another medicinal expieriment. Yes, whatcha gonna do about it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Are you stealing soap from the public restroom? It's always been my life's ambition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SourCandyLime He/Him Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Have you tried the mass extermination of Human Kind? The strange space child flying through space, eating space, and living space. Also supernovas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Wait, how is this car powered? it’s one of my side jobs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SourCandyLime He/Him Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 How often has Sherlock Holmes blamed you of a Homicide? If 2 + 2 = facts, then I am taller than space! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 That... sure is an interesting thought process... I WILL USE IT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND DESTROY ALL WHO OPPOSE MEEEEEE!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SourCandyLime He/Him Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Umm, Why do you have a green egg and ham sandwich, perfectly toasted on subway cheese bread? I love doing that! Quite fun you know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Do you always tell disturbing facts about history? I’ll need a shoelace, a safety pin, and at least a dozen donuts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 We need to get a message to that helicopter, or we’ll never get off the island! Don’t forget about Mikey, who will eat everything, including the toy at the bottom of his cereal box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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