Lego Mistborn he/him Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 Why schools should stop teaching English. WHen chaos is your teacher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 Reckoners is Cosmere When you are late for school 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 I was late for my afternoon nap When you forget your best friend's name 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 Hello person I have no recollection of! When you eat a hamburger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 *Smacks lips* Mmmm this is good! Hey Jerry you want some? Oh... you're a vegan? Okay then, more for me! *nom* When your hair goes gray. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 17, 2022 Report Share Posted May 17, 2022 It's all your fault! *yelling at kids/marital partner* When you are rereading RoW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego Mistborn he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 (edited) I should be doing something more productive. When you have chaos as a teacher. Edited May 18, 2022 by Ta'veren Kaladin Forgot to bold 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kvothe the Bloodless he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 ***cowers in fear in the corner*** "Please don't eat me" When you see someone choking 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Take a deeeeeep breath. When you are installing a window 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego Mistborn he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Don't worry, we just have to tear down this entire building to make it fit. When you're talking to Brandon Sanderson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Man, I really liked Beyonders. Honestly, I think it’s my favorite series of all time. And Five Kingdoms is almost as good. Can I get your autograph? when you get a new car 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego Mistborn he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 3 minutes ago, Nameless said: Man, I really liked Beyonders. Honestly, I think it’s my favorite series of all time. And Five Kingdoms is almost as good. Can I get your autograph? Don't forget Fablehaven. Thanks dealership dude, now time to go drive getaway. When you're holding Nightblood (the sword, not the upcoming book) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 3 minutes ago, Ta'veren Kaladin said: Don't forget Fablehaven. and Dragonwatch 3 minutes ago, Ta'veren Kaladin said: When you're holding Nightblood (the sword, not the upcoming book) I'm EVIL! When you learn that there is a new KOTLC book coming out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Come on everybody lets get it. It comes out in 3023 When your friend's house explodes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Where did I put my rust thermite? When you loose your rust thermite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 *Explosion in the distance* When you meet Snotlout As Well As.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Who else am I meeting? When you have writers block 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 It's better than writer's cramp When you are given a world destroying weapon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 What does this big, red button do? When your friends are being idiotic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 hehe, ths iz fun When you kill your best friend's dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 (edited) IT was me all along When you run over your friend with a tank Edited May 18, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 That was on purpose! When you pass gas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Can you set your lighter on fire? When you are chased by a Scythe(the group of people) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 I'm Right HERE! When you are stuck speaking in vowels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 Thes es fen! Lets never step When you fall off of a building 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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