The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted September 19, 2022 Report Share Posted September 19, 2022 "Ello" When someone says hello to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted September 19, 2022 Report Share Posted September 19, 2022 "YOU SHALL DIE!" When you enter a space station. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted September 21, 2022 Report Share Posted September 21, 2022 "You push this button and it lets our tardigrade friends in?" When you are in the middle of a silent exam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 Kill everyone. Silently. When painting a tree 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 10 hours ago, Robin Sedai said: Kill everyone. Silently. When painting a tree “Don’t worry… the birdies won’t bother you anymore.” Evil cackle I legit have no idea When people ask you if you belong to a cult 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 (edited) 32 minutes ago, TheHalcyonGirl said: “Don’t worry… the birdies won’t bother you anymore.” Evil cackle I legit have no idea When people ask you if you belong to a cult Yes. Yes I do. When the people ask what cult you belong to. Edited September 23, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 (edited) "THE LIEBRARIANS HAVE CLAIMED MY SOUL AND FREED ME FROM MY LOWLY EXISTENCE!" When you are going to give a speech in class. Edited September 25, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 4 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: "THE LIEBRARIANS HAVE CLAIM MY SOUL AND FREED ME FROM MY LOWLY EXISTENCE!" When you are going to give a speech in class. Hi there, today we‘re going to talk about cults! When you are talking to someone and suddenly forget what you were about to say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 I don't remember what the plan was, Mr. President 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 ...When you forget to put the second part of your post in a forum game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 2 hours ago, Sequence said: ...When you forget to put the second part of your post in a forum game. ‘Hey, why you posting questions? That’s not my question! Answer MINE.’ When somebody’s walking a tightrope over a pit of fire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 "Bleagh!" with an accompanying funny face. ...When you get called on in class 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 "I cannot answer this question, as it is against my religious principles." When you lose your balloon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 I'm so happy it will explode in a fiery ball of death! When you are applying for college. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 What‘s high school? When you‘re eating a homemade lunch at school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 "This is awful! Still, at least the hard boiled eggs are deep fried this time..." While crossing an international border. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted September 26, 2022 Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 I am carrying several tons of contraband When playing amongus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted September 28, 2022 Report Share Posted September 28, 2022 Wait a second, what does... Ihm-pahs-tuhr mean? When enlisting in the UNPSC Free-will Missions Program. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 "Okay, master." When falling off a cliff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 "Wheeeeeeeee!" When making homework 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 "The kids don't know this, so they better figure it out!" When doing homework. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 "Ah, yes, my plot for world domination is almost completed!" When at an archaeological dig site 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlowerGirl she/her Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 "Wait, you wanted to keep the bones?" When boarding a airplane 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 "Nope! No incendiary devices here." When flying an airplane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 "Handguns? Check. Grenades? Check. RPG-7? Check." When trying to become a mod on a Minecraft server. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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