ProfetessaOscura she/her Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 4 minutes ago, Condensation said: Quote A condescending con descending? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallapede Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Quote And the joke is arguably a con of a condescending con descending 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Quote Yes to both of you!!! Isn't it amazing? Makes me laugh every time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfetessaOscura she/her Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 5 minutes ago, Condensation said: Quote Truly, we can never understand the complex whorls and combinations of magical alliteration and 2nd meanings that make punctuated proper punning perfect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 3 hours ago, The Ward's Guard said: The colonel started to glared at Jack. "We have no time, got to move now." "Everyone get on," called Jack. @Matrim's Dice @Condensation @The Ward's Guard @Negative_Null "Now," he asked Jay. "Perhaps you could tell me more about this friend of yours that needs helping?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Cadenza climbed on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish he/him Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 28 minutes ago, Condensation said: Quote As I've said earlier, It's nice that you're trying. But... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Quote You don't like my joke? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish he/him Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Just now, Condensation said: Quote Quote From now on, I will answer only in gifs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Quote Would you like another? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish he/him Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 6 minutes ago, Condensation said: Quote I thought I'd made myself clear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat he/him Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 33 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said: "Everyone get on," called Jack. @Matrim's Dice @Condensation @The Ward's Guard @Negative_Null Maddy followed, saying nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Quote Yes? All right then. I'd tell a good period table joke, but all of the good ones argon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish he/him Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Condensation said: Quote 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Quote Thanks, this is really cheering me up. What do you do after you hit your dad over the head to stop his bad periodic table jokes? You barium! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfetessaOscura she/her Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Condensation said: Quote What did Iron Man say to the group of reporters at the chemistry fair? The future is FE male! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearer of all agonies he/him Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Condensation said: What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? Hide contents A condescending con descending. Quote Says Connie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Quote A! U! GIMME BACK MY GOLD! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ward's Guard he/him Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Quote What do you call a snobbish criminal who works for Condensation that's going down a staircase? Spoiler "Connie's condescending con descending." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Quote Hold on... remember this? Spoiler The swindler was headed upstairs to visit his friend, the forger. The bird he passed along the way was the forger's homing vulture, which was en route to the forger's publisher to make a delivery. Unfortunately, the poor bird had to fly down the stairwell to ground level and out the open terrace since the forger's apartment had no windows. She was carrying some rolled up paper on which her owner had written the perfect end to his prized short story, what's delivery was a mission of utmost importance. You see, the forger was very proud of this story's ending as it unabashedly mocked the last two novellas in a complete collection written by his far more successful literary rival, Condolyssa Blackburn, who had worked to expose the forger's dishonesty by high-hatting his private dealings in said novellas, of which the forger grew thirsty for revenge. This same short story would later assist the forger in framing her for a homicide. So, the swindler in the stairwell knew of the forger's vulture, but he hated birds and went about swatting and cursing at her for flying around in the building. Though, little did the swindler realize that there was a third crook who had been hiding in the shadows of the stairwell above him. As the swindler rounded the corner and came into view, the young thief named Khan had already lept from the banister one floor up behind the swindler as he planned to knock the swindler down and take his money. As was indicative of his inexperience, young Khan did not notice the vulture until after he lept from the banister as he was too busy marking the swindler to notice the large bird flying past him on it's way down. The sight of the dutiful bird had caused the swindler to stop and swat and curse, which completely negated Khan's calculated leap, so as he fell toward where the swindler would have been had it not been for the vulture, he joined the swindler in cursing wildly at the bird because she had single-wingedly ruined his plan. Khan's midair cursing fit caught the attention of the swindler who sighted him, and since Khan was quite green and merely half his age, the swindler immediately began talking down to him, attempting to illustrate how feeble and worthless his attempt to swindle a swindler. Yet, as the swindler turned to continue his ascent upstairs, his pride had hindered him from noticing that Khan had successfully picked the wallet from his back pocket. Thus, Khan's incredibly embarrassing, albeit successful, incident is now humorously referred to among his fellow con men as the "greatest con ever botched," which is far less mentally demanding than what it was formerly referred to as, which was the "condescending conned ascending con dissenting condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes ending condescending Khan's descending on dissenting conned ascending con dissenting condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes sending condescending Khan descending condescending condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes ending condescending conned ascending con's dissenting on dissenting condor-sending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes sending condescending conned ascending con's dissenting condor-sending condescending con's descending condor sending condor-sending condescending con's dissenting conte's ending condescending con-dissenting Condi's ending condescending contes on descending condescending Khan's descending" con. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emi she/her Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 On 06/01/2021 at 4:35 AM, Ookla the Hemalurgic Pinto said: "I'm finding the closest island and going there." “Why exactly? Shidala raised both eyebrows” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 16 minutes ago, EmiTheNinja said: “Why exactly? Shidala raised both eyebrows” Quote Excellent use of quotation marks "Why, exactly?" Shidala raised both eyebrows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 12 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said: Quote What has this RP become, school? Silly word jokes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ward's Guard he/him Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Just now, Knight of Iron said: Quote That was a mere diversion meant to distract you. I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Trace took deep, shaky breaths, trembling in Cruz's arms. @Knight of Iron 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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