The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 (edited) On 7/26/2022 at 7:12 PM, Conquestor said: I honestly don't know what happened with that Lynch. Sorry for your death wizard... This was taken out of context. Edited July 28, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conquestor he/him Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 On 7/27/2022 at 9:51 AM, The Wandering Wizard said: This is really out of context. Sometimes you just really want to appease the ghosts so they don't come back and haunt you later!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 (edited) I meant it was taken really out of context. I didn't mean anything mean by it. Edit: found a suitable quote 3 hours ago, Nameless said: "Huh. we have giant spiders in the basement? That's awesome." Edited August 2, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 6 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said: "Those spiders were like family to Emma and I. Children, even. I would heed Wizard's advice. They are not to be underestimated, much less now that they have been corrupted by the nethergrim." I read this line out of context in my activity feed and it's so funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 You're welcome robin But I've been subtly hinting in that RP for like 11 pages that Emma (Wizard's sister) and I were in a relationship so. Yeah. Made it better. It is funny isn't it??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 she/her Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 I have this list that I share with my siblings of almost every out-of-context thing we say. And some of them are... really something. I'm not going to add the things that sound out-of-context even when in context because.... well. just because. Here is the list: Things @Enter a username has said: "We should have named him Suzie." "He just put his toy in your shoe. And now he's sticking his face in your shoe." "For crying out loud, STOP EATING MY HAND!" "Nacho wants the onion." (Said while holding an Oreo) "Hold still so I can poke you in the face with my broom." "He looks like a plate of nachos that spent too long in the onion." "[our little sister], don't make us euthanize you." "Mom? [EmLee] doesn't want caremeled cinnamon oat beer!" "I intercepted the drinking fountain with my mouth." "You are touching me and that is grounds for MURDER!" "If you can dream it, you can do it." -Enter's fortune cookie "Does that mean I can eat the sun?" "I, too, am extraordinarily have skin." "Murder number five..." "I was going to get a bowl of ice cream, but at [our little brother]'s suggestion I got a bowl of acrylic paint instead." Things I have said: "I want to learn to see." "Why is he trying to eat the toilet?" "Don't you want to lay in my clean underwear instead of my dirty underwear?" "You do not want to get into the fridge." "My Invisalign is more important than your humanity." "No, you're shaking his booty." Let's say you got a Sprite from a fast-food place and happened to have ice in your... wallet." Things our little brother AKA Mini-Mini-Enter AKA PyroPhile has said: "A nacho tried to eat me!" "Nacho is a cute nacho and I will eat him and then he will eat me at the same time." "You cannot attack me because I am the euthanization boi." "Like remembering how you murdered your dead wife?" Things our little sister AKA Mini-Mini-Mini-Enter said: "Now I have boobies all over!" "And I pinched the meaty spot too!" "It's in chronic order..." "That wasn't my butt." "I like the smell of feet!" "I was kissing his lips and when I stopped I saw half of his tongue sticking out." "Where's the straw for my hot dog?" "And he's eating my hair again." "AND it has butts too." "Y'know, I was gonna say I want my mommy- but I don't really want her anymore." "SO GRANDMA AND GRANDPA TOOK ALL THE GRANDKIDS AND GROUND 'EM UP INTO GROUND BEEF BUT IT'S NOT GROUND BEEF BECAUSE IT'S GROUND KIDS AND NOT GROUND BEEF BECAUSE IT'S GROUNDKIDS INSTEAD OF GRANDKIDS?!?!?!?!?!?!? Y'know?" "The beans are sacred." "Have you tried it since you last tried it?" "He has a very nice booty." "Aaa! A piece of food is murdering me!" "Bite my toes!" "I love floor fries." "I LOVE forest fires!" "I want to kiss your bum. Hey I WANT TO KISS YOUR BUM!" "Because it's a style and men like pterodactyls." Miscellaneous: "Pinch MY buns!" - @Spensathecat "Bless my toast!" - Our cousin "So I'm just stupid and not weak? I'm ok with that." - Our uncle "Someone who can smell, come smell my hair." - Our aunt "Bill Gates taught us to Mermaid." - Our other cousin "He goes from being cute and innocent to, 'I'm going to rip your throat out!'" - Our mom "No, I'm the fitting room." - Our mom "I think they would fit over one butt." - Our mom Two-people out-of-contexts: "My pants are falling up!" - Mini-Mini-Enter "Pull your pants down!" - Me "I shake my broom at you!" - Enter "Well then I will yeet the vacuum at you!" - Mini-Mini-Enter "Okay, apparently [our little sister] likes the taste of heart disease." - Enter "I do. That's all I have to say." - Aforementioned little sister "Why did you have to bite me?" - Mini-Mini-Mini-Enter "I wanted to!" - Me "I love that taste of that liquid you consume... eh, what's it called? Uh..." - Mini-Mini-Mini-Enter "You mean water?" - Me I have a very odd family, to say the least. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted August 13, 2022 Report Share Posted August 13, 2022 "Why has this chicken killed a Shardbearer?" - @Odiumiumium 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 18, 2022 Report Share Posted August 18, 2022 15 hours ago, Landing Sequence said: This marked the end of all things. Without the pineapples to save the universe, TLT was surely doomed… 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 (edited) "Here @Szeth'sFacepalm FaceFacepalmFepalmFacepFacepalmFaceFacepalmFepalmFac" - @Morningtide "i was kind of... God. my bad " - @CalanoCorvus "... ... shapeshifting teddy bear???" - @Elf Edited August 24, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 (edited) Which happened to turn them into giant monster kittens with ten times the cuteness. - @Nameless Edited August 24, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted September 30, 2022 Report Share Posted September 30, 2022 Da bunny be like “Imma blow fire and singe your fur unless you stop” cat like “why I stop dis fun” bunny be like “Ugh” - @TheHalcyonGirl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted September 30, 2022 Report Share Posted September 30, 2022 Quote Thank you yes I said that *bows* you’re welcome for making you laugh! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted September 30, 2022 Report Share Posted September 30, 2022 "My country is called Psmithania (with a silent P). It's a psmithing country, and its psmiths are the finest in the world, making the most exquisite pswords and pshields. It also has excellent psoldiers. Its primary resource is iron/psteel, and it's ruled by an oligarchy of the current top 10 psmiths in the country." -@Shining Silhouette 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 "We should go throw rocks in uncle Wizard's lawn!" - @That1Cellist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said: "We should go throw rocks in uncle Wizard's lawn!" - @That1Cellist Okay, but trust me, it made sense. In my head at least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 (edited) That's what they all said :P. And no context can be given here. I once said The cat in the hat went splat thing 1 and thing 2 didn't know what to do Edited October 5, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 (edited) 5 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: The cat in the hat went splat thing 1 and thing 2 didn't know what to do *shrieks* Oh! My childhood! JK My childhood was Go Dog Go and the Riverdance music album. Edited October 5, 2022 by Tani 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 Just now, Tani said: Go Dog Go The dog was hit by a cat This caused him to go splat The car went flat And the dog met a bat The problem was, the dog was fat And so he was stuck with the rat Jk, I loved Go dog go, right up there with king bidgoods in the bathtub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 19 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: The dog was hit by a cat This caused him to go splat The car went flat And the dog met a bat The problem was, the dog was fat And so he was stuck with the rat Jk, I loved Go dog go, right up there with king bidgoods in the bathtub. Is this a poem or a list of quotes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 24 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: The dog was hit by a cat This caused him to go splat The car went flat And the dog met a bat The problem was, the dog was fat And so he was stuck with the rat *silent screaming* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Tani said: *silent screaming* *Joins the screaming* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 48 minutes ago, That1Cellist said: Is this a poem or a list of quotes? Tis a poem, of tragedy befalling Dr. Seuss characters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted October 6, 2022 Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 "Tis a poem, of tragedy befalling Dr. Seuss characters." -@The Wandering Wizard This is worthy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted October 6, 2022 Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 They forced the emperor to be their king. - @The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 6, 2022 Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 Why are lots of people quoting me right now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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