The Bookwyrm he/him Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 (edited) "I haven't been on Sharder One Liners for like, a week."- @Ookla the Unknowinga Edited December 8, 2022 by Ookla the Perpetual 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity she/her Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 (edited) *singing* "Dead bodies, dead bodies" - @Ookla the Unknowinga Edited December 8, 2022 by InfiniteInsanity 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 AAAAAHH WHYa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 “Just go ahead and kill me while I help a student.” —my biology teacher while I was pondering what to post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 On 12/5/2022 at 6:05 PM, Ookla the Ta'veren said: Wait your siblings are sanderfans and sharders? And you know sharders in real life? And don’t live in a retirement community, and therefore have other youth in your ward? Weird. yeah, feel that On 12/5/2022 at 6:10 PM, Ookla the Perpetual said: I know way too many Sharders in real life. there is no such thing! anyway, the point of this place: Because chaos - @Ookla the Obstinate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 (edited) On 3/4/2022 at 9:00 AM, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: snorts line of time dust SO if Time Lords committed the anchoring of the thread and caused the universe to be directly affected by Gallifrey's Observer Effect, which is why so many races evolve to be humanoid on radically different planets, what if that means VAMPIRES aren't REALLY the Yssgaroth spilling over from an alternate reality but are in ACTUALITY the distorted reflection of how the first Time Lords gained immortality by extracting the blood of the TIMELESS CHILD and this dark act of exsanguinating an innocent to prolong their own lives creates a crimson stain on the fabric of the universe itself and inadvertently creates their greatest enemies, not just in the form of the Great Vampires they fight during the Dark Times, but also COUNT DRACULA, whose state of quantum impossibility ultimately causes him and his lineage to become THE ENEMY the Time Lords face during the WAR IN HEAVEN??? CHIBBENHALL P-PLANNED IT ALL ALONG THIS ARC HAS BEEN THREE DECADES IN THE MAKING, WE WERE BLIND, BLIND I SAY TO THE DEFT MASTERY OF NARRATIVE THREADS BEING PULLED ALL THESE LONG YEARS passes out doesn't post again for three more years - @Kobold King This is like the only thing I know about Kobold King and I feel as though I'm missing out. Edited December 9, 2022 by Ookla the Pencil Taxi that was embarrassing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 "The Rithmatist was written by Mark Twain in 1446 during the South American Revolution." - @Sequence 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Ookla the 3 Frogs ina Coat said: "The Rithmatist was written by Mark Twain in 1446 during the South American Revolution." - @Sequence Uh, obviously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 i mean... cocoa is really hot, i wouldn't blame anyone who was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 that pun was so bad it hurt me on an internal level. It's like my friend's theory (RoW spoilers) Spoiler that in the Epilouge of RoW, Odium was just so hot he took Hoid's Breath away (which is why Hoid couldn't remember the first conversation the second time). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 48 minutes ago, Ookla the platypus said: that pun was so bad it hurt me on an internal level. It's like my friend's theory (RoW spoilers) Hide contents that in the Epilouge of RoW, Odium was just so hot he took Hoid's Breath away (which is why Hoid couldn't remember the first conversation the second time). Oh lordy that's horrendous 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 5 hours ago, Enter a username said: Because: 4 hours ago, Ookla the 3 Frogs ina Coat said: i mean... cocoa is really hot, i wouldn't blame anyone who was. you make a typo ONE TIME and everyone bullies you /j 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username he/him Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Ookla the Archivist said: you make a typo ONE TIME and everyone bullies you /j For the record, I'm inclined to believe you here, partly because this is the exact sort of thing those two would produce. (And there's also the possibility of autocorrect just going rogue-- like how my phone tries to "correct" the into SO MUCH BLASPHEMY (yes including the all caps).) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 Honestly, i'm extremely curious what Ene said originally to spawn this. The belief that someone is sexually attracted to hot cocoa is such a specific thing to come out of a typo. Is there any way we could know what it was? Also, Ene, if it is true, you don't need to be embarrassed, because look: "i'm sexually attracted to large tables" - @Ookla the Crow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 A short conversation I overheard this morning: Brother: Mom, I'm spraying your shoe with humans! Mom: What kind of humans? Brother: One, two, five humans! Mom: My shoes have been humanized. *walks away* Brother: Come back! The humans aren't finished! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 Kid in my class: “Are you a killer?” Me: “What? No.” Spoiler Yes it was a play but STI 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username he/him Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff said: Kid in my class: “Are you a killer?” Me: “What? No.” Hide contents Yes it was a play but STI Spoiler Hey no context allowed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 3 minutes ago, Enter a username said: Reveal hidden contents Hey no context allowed! Spoiler Oops my bad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 6 hours ago, Ookla the 3 Frogs ina Coat said: Honestly, i'm extremely curious what Ene said originally to spawn this. The belief that someone is sexually attracted to hot cocoa is such a specific thing to come out of a typo. Is there any way we could know what it was? Same! @Enter a username you seem to know. If you aren't willing to say here, pm us or something. I need to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 I think that it would mostly be dependent on Ene being fine with it, since it is about her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username he/him Posted December 10, 2022 Report Share Posted December 10, 2022 6 hours ago, Ookla the 3 Frogs ina Coat said: Honestly, i'm extremely curious what Ene said originally to spawn this. The belief that someone is sexually attracted to hot cocoa is such a specific thing to come out of a typo. Is there any way we could know what it was? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 (edited) "No, Szeth would just fling Eren Yeager's titans backwards." - Me, IRL "I'M SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO HOT GOATS!" @Thaidakar the Ghostblood ...Was that a mistype of the AonEne quote? Edited December 11, 2022 by Ookla the Nerdy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 21 minutes ago, Ookla the Nerdy said: "No, Szeth would just fling Eren Yeager's titans backwards." - Me, IRL "I'M SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO HOT GOATS!" @Thaidakar the Ghostblood ...Was that a mistype of the AonEne quote? it was a mistype lel. lemme go fix that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: it was a mistype lel. lemme go fix that. Don't! It's in the thread now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted December 11, 2022 Report Share Posted December 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Nerdy said: Don't! It's in the thread now! exactly, it's here so it's recorded now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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