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Sharder One-Liners


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"Why is everyone picking on me?"

- @The Halcyon Girl

"Did I hear you say that you don't have a boyfriend?"

- @Aes Sedai

“And yes, I’m taken, so don’t even bother asking.”

- @Shadowed

"Have you ever fallen into a pond?"

- @The Halcyon Girl

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“I like to eat green apples because it allows me to pretend I don’t exist.” - @The Wandering Wizard

“I like moms, because it helps me understand that I am human.” - @The Wandering Wizard

“I like Lucy because it is wet and cold.” - @That1Cellist

“I like snow because floor food is free food.” 
“I hate brownies and chocolate chip cookies because they expose us to our deepest instinctual fears in a way that allows us to confront it without the consequences.” - @The Bookwyrm

“I like the horror genre because they are annoying.” - @The Wandering Wizard

“I hate existence because they’re disgusting abominations and too sugary.” - @That1Cellist

I love dress up because they are safe and warm.” - @The Bookwyrm

“I love punching people because it destroys human pride in the face of meaninglessness.” - @That1Cellist

“I love existentialism because there’s too many stars.”  - @The Wandering Wizard

Edited by Ranryu
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