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"I'm stupid so I thought my tastebuds were dumb." - @That1Cellist

 

A conversation I had last night:

Me: *doing normal things*

My elbow: *pops loudly*

My elbow: *pops again*

Me: Haha that didn't hurt at all

My elbow:* *pops*

Me: *spends the next five hours wondering if my arm is broken*

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Ranryu's drawing tutorial (5 easy steps!!!)

  1. Combine chocolate milk, red bull, powdered doughnuts in the blender until smooth.
  2. Find and tame a rabid koala (chains or some other form of restraint may be necessary)
  3. Feed the mixture to the koala.
  4. Give the koala art supplies.
  5. Take what the koala draws and claim it as your own.

- @Ranryu

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1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Ranryu's drawing tutorial (5 easy steps!!!)

  1. Combine chocolate milk, red bull, powdered doughnuts in the blender until smooth.
  2. Find and tame a rabid koala (chains or some other form of restraint may be necessary)
  3. Feed the mixture to the koala.
  4. Give the koala art supplies.
  5. Take what the koala draws and claim it as your own.

- @Ranryu

Uhhhh...

I assume in this case "easy" is subjective?

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