Immortal Platypus Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 you and i both know that i have it worse off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted April 15, 2023 Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 Australia is actually FRANCE @Telrao 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted April 15, 2023 Report Share Posted April 15, 2023 21 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said: Australia is actually FRANCE @Telrao hehhehehehhee >:) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 WE GOT HALCY QUOTES!!! “I have a sword. It’s long and metal and covered in pink stuff.” “I’m good at hitting things on accident.” “My whole life is a lie.” “Sometimes I like people who are weird, and sometimes I don’t like people who are weird and would rather throttle them over the hump of a camel.” “I’m good at breaking things.” ”Dragons with explosive dynamite in their bellies and then they swallow the fire in their fire pouches thingies and then they go boom.” “I can think, therefor the world is not a simulation. I have solved the problem.” “If I am a simulation then whoever made the simulation is cruel and mean and I will kill them one day. Do not doubt me. I am capable of killing anyone I want to.” *reads* “how to contact yourself in a parallel reality, and, how to shift reality.” *laughs* “which one should I read next?” @The Halcyon Girl 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 Old or recent? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 Recent, of course. These came from last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted April 16, 2023 Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 That makes sense 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted April 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2023 5 minutes ago, Ranryu said: Recent, of course. These came from last night. Inform her posthaste that it's her turn this week to make the random SU about space 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 I don’t want a light coma, I want a deeeeeep coma. - @Edema Ruh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 (edited) Potato: *hits me* me: are you clapping aggressively? Potato: there’s a difference between clapping and slapping. me: *outside leads her hand* Potato *hits me harder* I’m tapping, I’m tapping! And another one... @Potato's Wit: Sandwich mitosis. Me: Unlimited sandwiches! You eat one, and two more appear! Potato: Just like Hydra! Me: Hail Hydra! Edited April 17, 2023 by Ranryu 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tea Leaf Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 (edited) Me:"Blood..." *Raises hand* @TheGreatSnail: "Don't be like Lady Macbeth. They were manipulative-" Me: "I am." @TheGreatSnail: "Please don't lose your mind, not in this economy" Me: "Be gay, they're gonna pay" @TheGreatSnail: "Taxes?" @shortcake: "What's wrong with you" Me: "Nothing." Me: "Oh, wait, everything." @The Bookwyrm: "If that means out the window what means to be hit by a fish?" Me: "Cornobble." Me: "I even know some Finnish." @TheGreatSnail: "You have finished?" Me: *Glares* Edited April 18, 2023 by The Last Fæ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake thr/eat Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 @Ranryu, voice-searching on google: "Where can I buy a nuke?" Ranryu: "You can buy anything on the Bulgarian black market, including [Bookwyrm]!" Bookwyrm Ranryu: "I dont want to buy you, i want to buy a nuke!" "[Cellist] do you have a boiled shoe?" - me 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tea Leaf Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 (edited) Me: *Taps [Shortcake]* Me: *Waits* [Shortcake]: *Spins around* Me: *Pokes Check* "Perfect." Quote "[Cellist] do you have a boiled shoe?" - me Edited April 18, 2023 by The Last Fæ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 APPEASE THE SNAIL -me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake thr/eat Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 "Hello guys, this is Bookwyrm on Shortcake's computer." - @The Bookwyrm, who is on Shortcake's computer right now. @TheGreatSnail: "and worms are just wiggling angels" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 (edited) (That second quote was written by Shortcake.) This is why you don't leave your computer open near me. Edited April 19, 2023 by The Bookwyrm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 (edited) "Wizard is as southern as a not-southern person can get." - @Ranryu "Kajsa---haud yer horses ye've been spellin me name all willy-nilly!" - @Kajsa :) "Aye, lad! And I'll stomp yer horse in the dirt, too, if ye don't haud yer wheesht!" - Kajsa "He traded in Scottish for 16th century monk xD" - Kajsa "Watch him get more 'Scottish' as I increase the pressure" - Ranryu "I spent my first night home from the hospital in a drawer" - @Shining Silhouette "Haha, I think we're safe as long as Wiz, Silho, and Archie don't jump out of the shadows - Kajsa YOU RANG MADAM? - Wizard (I know him, he's me :P) *jumps* - Kajsa "AAH!" *whacks Wiz over the head with my hardcover Stellarlune* - Kajsa "Giving me something good to read is like giving me candy " - Wizard *ctrl save* - Kajsa "the WHAT *pulls out a massive claymore* WHARE'S THE ALGEBRA???" - @Telrao Edited April 19, 2023 by The Wandering Wizard 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kajsa she/her Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said: "Wizard is as southern as a not-southern person can get." - @Ranryu "Kajsa---haud yer horses ye've been spellin me name all willy-nilly!" - @Kajsa :) "Aye, lad! And I'll stomp yer horse in the dirt, too, if ye don't haud yer wheesht!" - Kajsa "He traded in Scottish for 16th century monk xD" - Kajsa "Watch him get more 'Scottish' as I increase the pressure" - Ranryu "I spent my first night home from the hospital in a drawer" - @Shining Silhouette "Haha, I think we're safe as long as Wiz, Silho, and Archie don't jump out of the shadows - Kajsa YOU RANG MADAM? - Wizard(I know him, he's me :P) *jumps* - Kajsa "AAH!" *whacks Wiz over the head with my hardcover Stellarlune* - Kajsa "Giving me something good to read is like giving me candy " - Wizard *ctrl save* - Kajsa Heheheheh These are arguably my best quotes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 1 minute ago, Kajsa said: Heheheheh These are arguably my best quotes There's more where those came from :eyes: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 Chickens aren't usually pack hunters. - a teacher My character casts medicine. - My cousin I forgot they were also hallucinogens, and didn't just taste like chicken. - A school friend "aaaa, someone has stabbed me. - @demiblob "What are your glasses for? Hearing?" - I don't remember who said this "You kill them to maximize your profits? I always just keep them, because they're my friends." - I don't remember who said this either "I have a child? When did that happen?" - A school friend when (context makes it funnier imo) Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler he heard that his character (being played by Quarterfeather) was adopted as my cousin's character's father. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 44 minutes ago, Tani said: Chickens aren't usually pack hunters. - a teacher My character casts medicine. - My cousin I forgot they were also hallucinogens, and didn't just taste like chicken. - A school friend "aaaa, someone has stabbed me. - @demiblob "What are your glasses for? Hearing?" - I don't remember who said this "You kill them to maximize your profits? I always just keep them, because they're my friends." - I don't remember who said this either "I have a child? When did that happen?" - A school friend when (context makes it funnier imo) Reveal hidden contents Hide contents Hide contents he heard that his character (being played by Quarterfeather) was adopted as my cousin's character's father. ha ha ha. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 4 hours ago, Kajsa said: Heheheheh These are arguably my best quotes I'd agree 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 "Hey, kid, want some math?" -@Odiumiumium 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kajsa she/her Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 A rather nonlinear conversation by me, Wizard, Insa, Ranryu, and Wittles. Enjoy. "Cats by nature are tangential" -- @The Wandering Wizard "Define tangential" -- Kajsa "I might have used the wrong word ... something that just well makes tangents when you talk about it xD" -Wizzy "lol I still don't know what a tangent is. "I googled it. "But I think my brain cell count is too low to figure out what the words are trying to say." -- Kajsa ... "no. No math tangents right now" -- @InfiniteInsanity "Tornado watch until 11!" -- @Ranryu "*nopes target attack*" -- @Wittles of Shinovar "*nopes the nope*" -- Wizzy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted April 19, 2023 Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 Those are going to start making their way in here then? -_^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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